So You Think You Can Train Your Dragon How to Dance

This segment is a crossover of So You Think You Can Dance and How to Train Your Dragon.

This segment is from the episode So You Think You Can Train Your Dragon How to Dance / Yo Gagga Gagga!

Plot
Hiccup and Toothless compete with other dragon dancers and trainers in So You Think You Can Dance.

Characters

 * Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
 * Toothless
 * Stoick the Vast
 * Cat Deeley
 * Jake Smelly
 * Barry-Banshee
 * Donkey
 * Dragon
 * Hägar the Horrible
 * Mary Ann Murphy
 * Justin Timberlake
 * Thor
 * Red Death

Transcript
Stoick the Vast: Today, my boy becomes a viking! BY KILLING A DRAGON!

[roars, chanting kill, growls]

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: No, wait. We don't have to fight him!

[gasp]

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: I know because I- I actually trained one... to DANCE!

[hip hop music plays, the title card appers, So You Think You Can Train Your Dragon to Dance]

Cat Deeley: Welcome to "So You Think You Can Train Your Dragon How to Dance" with this week, new contestant, Hiccup Haddock and Toothless. Let's see how they're settling in.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: It was a little daunting at first.

Cat Deeley: Because he's a dragon?

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Because he has no rhythm!

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: No, no, no. You put your left foot in. You put your left foot out. It says nothing about a tail. [grunts] Plus the competition is fierce this year. You've got... Jake Smelly and his breakdancing Banshee from Avatar...

Jake Smelly: It's all about being connected to your partner.

Jake Smelly: Oww, I don't feel so-- [vomits]

Barry-Banshee: Oh no, I can't watch people vomit.

[screams]

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: And then, of course, there's Donkey and Dragon, who have the most flair.

Dragon: I'm a fine looking dragon.

Donkey: You better be "dragon" (dragging) your butt to the gym. I don't think I can hold you much longer.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: But I think we got a good chance. Well, we got a chance.

[coughs]

Cat Deeley: All right, before we begin, let's meet tonight celebrity judges. Hagar the Horrible...

Hagar the Horrible: Look me up. I'm an old reference, but I'm there.

Cat Deeley: Mary Ann Murphy...

Mary Ann Murphy: Let's see some hot tamales!

Cat Deeley: Justin of Timber-Lake...

Justin Timberlake: Hey!

Cat Deeley: And "Thor"!

Thor: Uh, can I have an autograph for my sister?

Justin Timberlake: Sure, what's her name?

Thor: Uhh, Thor.

Cat Deeley: Now let's bring out our first contestant.

Viking 1: Ooh, ooh, ooh. Sound the alarm!

Mary Ann Murphy: Wahoo!

Justin Timberlake: Uh, I don't like your dance moves.

Viking 2: He's not a contestant, he's a neighbor. What's wrong?

Viking 1: There is a giant monster dragon. He's headed this way, but luckily I heard you guys trained your dragons.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Yeah, but we trained them how to... DANCE!

[cricket noise]

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Yeah, it went over better the first time.

[roars]

Mary Ann Murphy: Wahoo!

[screams]

Mary Ann Murphy: No mine was a good scream. I was trying to be supportive.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Maybe we can defeat them if we join forces.

Jake Smelly: Let's do it.

[Michael Jackson Thriller plays, Red Death breaths fire on the dragons and others and they soon disintigrate]

Red Death: Why am I so angry. Well, if you must know. I was a contestant last year and only came in third.

[screams]

[bites]

Red Death: I mean really, clearly there was a problem with my 800 number,

Thor: Uhh, excuse me Mr. Dragon. Can I get your autograph for my niece?

Red Death: Of course.

Thor: Her name's Thor.

[bites, swallows, splash]

Mary Ann Murphy: Wahoo!

Trivia

 * Alfred E. Neuman was inside Red Death's body.
 * 2nd time Jake Smelly appeared
 * This is the first time Thor appeared.
 * Antagonist: Red Death
 * In the film, the Red Death has six eyes; in this segment, it only has two, it kind look like Carol from Where the Wild Things Are.
 * Jason Marsden also played Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III in Dolphineas and Ferb Tale.