User blog comment:Mrosem6/The Muppet Show Theme (E Minor)/@comment-142.105.244.26-20130330025454

Newsman: Tonight we bring breaking news as the muppets are charged with the murders of barney,miriah, trina,cat,mr electric, team umizoomi, milli, emily, kermit and bot. We go live to the LA County Courthouse where are corospondents are standing by.

Anderson: The jury has made a verdict and it is guilty.

Miss Piggy: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay I'm done.

Fozzie: Looks like they threw the book at us wocka wocka!

Gonzo: I'm too young to rot in prison.

Newsperson: And there you have it! Shocking Isn't it?