AAAHH!!! Real Monsters

From Rejected... on The Iron Giant Lady / Raising a New Hope

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MAD had discovered some Rejected Audition Tapes too including: Jay-Z as Spider-Man.

Man: HELP! Someone help!

Jay-Z: Go help that gentleman.

Bodyguard: Okay boss.

The Jersey Shore's The Situation as Sherlock Holmes.

The Situation: The situation here is that we've got a crime. And that crime is how good-looking my situation is right here. Am I right, ladies?

Dr. Watson: I'm not a lady.

Tracy Morgan as the Na'vi.

Tracy Morgan: You don't love me, Jake Smelly! You just love my blue alien cat face!

Jake Smelly: I... WHA?

Fred as Edward Cullen.

Fred Figglehorn: Hey, it's me, Fredward! And I'm a vampire! HISS! I hate you, Isabella Swann! Psych! I'm just kidding, I love you! Ahh! The Vultori! Don't choose Jacob, choose ME! CHOOSE ME, CHOOSE ME, CHOOSE ME, CHOOSE ME, CHOOSE ME! Everyone you know will be dead in a few decades, but who cares? You'll have sparkly skin!

(Bella smiles as her skin sparkles)

And Alvin.

Alvin: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Don't you scare me please. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is no places.