User blog comment:Mrosem6/Harrigan/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130618220804/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130625184809

(A sign at the 911 building reads "THINGS THAT DON'T COUNT AS AN EMERGENCY: Britney Spears' first husband gluing you to the ceiling and planning to arrest you, and everything else that's not an emergency.")

Prison Guard: So, we don't plan to arrest Kevin for this. (Activates megaphone) JUST GET IN THE ARMORED VAN, MROSEM!