User:BF10/Sandbox

This is kinda how I managed to finish the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Icarus transcript
(TL;DR, I made the transcript and replaced some of the characters to my liking. When transported to the mainspace page, they'll be the right character)

(TL;still didn't read, transcript is same, but replace the badniks with Mega Man, Sonic, DK, and Pikachu, replace the Three Mage Sisters with Peach, Zelda, and Daisy)

(Starts at Video Game School)

(Bell rings, and we see Scratch, Grounder, Davy Sprocket, and Dragon Breath)

Grounder: Ah, Video Game School, where we strive to find what makes us unique!

(Cuts to Scratch)

Scratch: We're also making fun of anyone who's different! (Hurls a barrel at PaRappa)

(PaRappa is hit hard by the barrel, slamming him face down, and Scratch, Grounder, Davy Sprocket, and Dragon Breath laugh)

Dragon Breath: Man, cliques are awesome!

(...when Pit and his mom arrive from Heaven to Video Game School!)

Pit's Mother: Enjoy your first day, my angel! I know you're literally an angel, but you're also figuratively an angel, because you're my (hugs Pit) special gift sent from Heaven! I gotta go because I don't wanna embarass you! Don't pick your nose too much. (Takes off, and Pit falls, while Megaman, Donkey Kong, Sonic, and Pikachu laugh)

Pit: I am Pit, just another classic video game character like you guys!

Davy Sprocket: Uh-huh! Yeah, we never heard of ya.

Pit: I'm from the game (Pulls out an NES copy of Kid Icarus) Kid Icarus.

Davy Sprocket: Oh-ho-ho! Yeah, we still don't know what you're talking about.

Grounder: Nice dress, though! (Laughs alongside Megaman, Sonic, and Pikachu)

Pit: (in his head) For the record, Video Game School is the dumbest thing ever created.

(Title card: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Icarus)

(cutting)...

Pit: (in his head) And that's when it hit me. I could make it through this first day, then I could PROVE I belong here! First I show them how smart I am...

Ms. Pac-Man: Now the things you know before handling these flowers is?

Pit: Ooh, I know! To avoid the thorns, or else you'll prick your-- (Touches the fire flower) THIS IS THE WRONG KIND OF FLOWER! (Pit screams in terror, fireballs spread all over the place)

(Ms. Pacman summons a Squirtle from an emergency, which sets off a water gun at Pit. Pit, covered in ash, chuckles, but everyone else except Kirby is staring at Pit angrily)

(cuts to the lunchroom, with Francisca, Flamberge, and Zan Partizanne)

Pit: (in his head) Then I'll charm the most popular girls in school. (normally) Hi, can we sit you?

Francisca: With the mages? You are definitely not a lost bet ability.

Pit: Well, surely there is a quest to complete to earn your favor.

(Francisca, Flamberge, and Zan Partizanne all laugh)

Francisca: Sure, you can tell those guys to stop bothering us.

Pit: Sure, let's just say they will be left quivering after I...

(suddenly, Bowser, Wario, and Ganondorf appears)

Bowser: Found you! You what?

Pit: (stressing) ...after I initiate a dialogue and we all get to know each other. (nervously smiles)

(Pit and Kirby gets pummeled by Bowser, Wario, and Ganondorf. Cuts to the gym)

Pit: (in his head) And finally, the most important right of passage meant in the school... I mean dodgeball.

(It is Pit and Kirby against the rest of the classmates in a game of dodgeball, and Kirby and Pit tries to dodge all of the balls. Kirby is hit, but Pit dodges every ball)

Pit: Yes! They're out of balls! Popularity is mine... (gets hit by Kirby)

Kirby: It's not my fault; they threw me. And frankly, I have never been more insulted in my... oh who am I kidding this happens every day.

(cuts outside of school)

Pit: Well, it wasn't easy, but I survived the first day.

(Scratch, Grounder, Davy, and Dragon Breath all then appear)

Davy Sprocket: That's what you think, armpit!

Scratch, Grounder, and Dragon Breath: Oooh snap.

Davy Sprocket: Class may be over, but now it's time to get schooled.

Pit: Oh no.

(In Smash Bros. like style, the platform rises and a countdown from 3 appears (while the numbers being announced too, eventually ending with "GO!") with the character statuses below the platform. Eventually after enough fighting...)

Pit: (in his head) And sitting there watching all of the bads deserted me, I realized maybe popularity wasn't all it was cracked up to be. (normally) Ah, who am I kidding?

(Pit shoots a big arrow onto the main ruckus, ending the battle. The aftermath is Scratch, Grounder, Davy, and Dragon Breath laying on the ground hurt, while Francisca, Flamberge, and Zan Partizanne is now comforting Pit, who is sitting on a chair)

Pit: That's more like it.

(Francisca, Flamberge, and Zan Partizanne laughs)