MAD News

Premise of segment


The MAD News Segment begins in one of two ways.

The first way is by "interrupting the broadcast," then cutting to a man in a newsroom at a desk. The second way it is started is skipping the "interruption of broadcast," and starting with a man sitting at a desk labeled "MAD news." After the man at the desk is present he announces something, which is then shown in a stopmotion cartoon.

Season 1
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 * (Episode 2) - The MAD News anchor announces that an octopus is trying to open a jar of peanut butter.
 * (Episode 6) - The MAD News anchor announces that a turkey is in the middle of playing pool.
 * (Episode 9) - The MAD News anchor announces that aliens are planning to destroy our planet.
 * (Episode 10) - The MAD News anchor reveals that a man has just discovered that he's been framed.
 * (Episode 11) - The MAD News anchor announces that scientists are doing canine (Chihuahua) research.
 * (Episode 12) - The MAD News anchor shows a monkey celebrating the holidays.
 * (Episode 13) - The MAD News anchor announces a monster is terrorizing downtown.
 * (Episode 14) - The MAD News anchor announces Russell Brand tweeting Katy Perry without her makeup.
 * (Episode 15) - The MAD News anchor announces that astrologers discover a missing horoscope: Opukus.
 * (Episode 16) - The MAD News anchor shows pictures of former President James Garfield who is also a Spider-Man fan.
 * (Episode 17) - The MAD News anchor announces that Christina Aguilera singing at the Baseball Game's Now
 * (Episode 18) - The MAD News anchor announces that Watson the Computer predicts the winner of the NCAA Basketball Tournament.
 * (Episode 19) - The MAD News anchor announces that the Easter Bunny returns home but missed his flight.
 * (Episode 20) - The MAD News anchor announces with only 6 days left until Mother's Day, children everywhere "rush" to the stores to find their moms the perfect gift.
 * (Episode 21) - The MAD News anchor announces that Friday the 13th is no longer unlucky but standing in the middle of the street is never a good idea.
 * (Episode 22) - The MAD News anchor announces celebrity birthdays for Miranda Cosgrove, Megan Fox, Tina Fey, and George Lucas. He also comments about having a really weird birthday cake for fitting all those names in.
 * (Episode 23) - The MAD News anchor announces that Kung Fu Panda 2 is beating Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides in the box office.
 * (Episode 24) - The MAD News anchor announces that Ashton Kutcher gets tricked for being on the Two and a Half Men show.
 * (Episode 25) - The MAD News anchor announces that in preparation for Father’s Day, dads across America fire up their barbeques.
 * (Episode 26) - The MAD News anchor announces that it is the beginning of the summer solstice.

Season 2



 * (Episode 27) - The MAD News anchor announces that Season 2 will start off with a bang!
 * (Episode 28) - The MAD News anchor announces that scientists have discovered water on Mars.
 * (Episode 29) - The MAD News anchor announces that aliens were thought of abducting everybody. But it turns out it was Labor Day.
 * (Episode 30) - The MAD News anchor announces that DC has made new comics.
 * (Episode 31) - The MAD News anchor announces that Kim Kardashian has lost her earring at the bottom of the ocean.
 * (Episode 32) - The MAD News anchor announces that he is making an appearance in Charlie's Angels.
 * (Episode 33) - The MAD News anchor announces that with Baseball Playoffs underway, stolen bases are at an all-time high.
 * (Episode 34) - The MAD News anchor announces that NBA Tryouts have changed.
 * (Episode 35) - The MAD News anchor announces that the winner of the best Halloween costume is Jonah Hill.
 * (Episode 36) - The MAD News anchor announces that all the clocks have been set back 1 hour.
 * (Episode 37) - The MAD News anchor announces that Apes from Rise of the Planet of the Apes have taken over the animation studio and that they make him dress as an ape.
 * (Episode 38) - The MAD News anchor announces that there is life on other planets but then says who cares the new Twilight movie is out.
 * (Episode 39) - The MAD News anchor announces that after breaking luster in the Thanksgiving Day Parade, the Alfred E. Neuman float is finally recovered. In a related story citizens have been told not to breath for 72 hours.
 * (Episode 40) - The MAD News anchor announces that...
 * (Episode 41) - The MAD News anchor announces that...

Trivia

 * Starting with Episode 9, this segment shows up before the introduction of the show.