Thread:Mrosem6/@comment-24040588-20131220175729/@comment-24040588-20140101040909

Finn: Yeah! We fight evil! There's this one guy called the Ice King, and he always tries to kidnap princesses and marry them!

Jake: And this one time, a creepy skeleton thing called The Lich tried to kill EVERYTHING! He actually killed this guy we knew named Billy, and possessed his dead body, and he tricked us into using this book called the Enchiridion to open up a portal to the time room by taking all the crystals and putting them in the book! Finn wished that the Lich never existed, but that wish kind of failed.

Finn: To sum it up, The Lich was caused by The Mushroom War, where a nuke caused a crater in the Earth, but my wish made it so that nuke never exploded, because Alternate Ice King stopped it! But my wish backfired because the Lich ended up being created anyway, except possessing Jake.

Jake: It was really freaky. So, what do you want to do, Brain?