Talk:MAD Magazine/@comment-180.191.51.114-20111005073427

[Scene begins with the CSI group at a restraunt wirth electric guitar playing] Horatio Caine: Lieutenant Horatio Caine, CSI.

Joe Williams: Manager Joe Williams, TGIX. We found a dead body at table 6.

[Scene goes to dead man, with a guitar chord playing]

Horatio Caine: All right, we're gonna need this place emptied out.

Restaurant Worker: Hey everyone, we're gonna sing the birthday song.

[People yelling]

Restaurant Worker: Works every time.

Calleigh Duquesne: Headquarters is sending over another team to help. Something about injecting new blood into a tired old fossil.

Carly and Sam: We're Here!

Horatio Caine: Who are you?

Carly: I'm Carly.

Sam: And I'm Sam.

Freddie: We're shooting a web series.

Horatio Caine: Shooting it? [Puts on glasses] I'd say it's dead.

[title appears "CSiCarly" with the iCarly gang riding and Freddie screaming.]

Freddie: Yaah!

Sam: What's your problem, Freddie?

Freddie: He's standing on my foot.

Horatio Caine: Sorry about that.

Calleigh Duquesne: Let's get this guy in a body bag.

Carly: Why put him in a body bag when we can put him in a ...

Carly and Sam: Noodle Net!

Calleigh Duquesne: That's Disgusting.

Carly: He's gonna be surrounded be worms soon anyway.

Walter Simmons: [Slurping] Mmm Tasty.

Calleigh Duquesne: How 'bout you guys start looking for fingerprints.

Sam: I found 10.

Calleigh Duquesne: You know, if you stopped goofin' around, maybe you learn something. The victim is an old man who--

Sam: What are you doing?

Calleigh Duquesne: Taping myself.

Sam: Maybe I can help.

Calleigh Duquesne: See, now that's the attitude.

[Sam tapes Calleigh with police line]

Calleigh Duquesne: [Muffled Yells]

Horatio Caine: Everyone, Please. Maybe it's best if we split up.

Carly: Great, We'll take the upper right part of the screen.

[Scene divides to each group finding clues. also electric guitar plays during this]

Carly and Sam: We figured it out!

[timer dings]

Horatio Caine: Was it the fish?

Sam: Nope

Carly: He was 95 years old.

[Scene shows the dead man's license. also horse neighs]

Sam: Happy birthday, dead guy.

[Scene shows balloons falling down while Carly plays a noisemaker]

Calleigh Duquesne: So we can go home?

Walter Simmons: Not before we have dessert with our new partners.

[Carly and Sam grunt]

Horatio Caine: In that case, have the cobbler.

[Long silence]

Horatio Caine: [Puts on glasses] It's to die for.

[Title appears again "CSiCarly" with the iCarly gang and Freddie screaming]

Freddie: Yaah!

Horatio Caine: Sorry, I have big feet.