Jersey THOR

Transcripts
You're a vain, greedy, and cruel boy! I cast you out!

Oh no. Is this earth?

It's worse. It's Jersey

The Jersey THOR

Your ancestors called it magic. You called it science. Where I'm from it's called a PARTY!

Hey, The Situation has arrived

I think The Situation just got better

I like this drink; Bring me another

Dude, I thought you are sober

Bro, you need to work on your tan.

I don't plan to fry today

I'm fond of you all; My family wears crazy helmets too

Uh, these aren't helmets. It's our hair.

Oh, sorry

Yo, dawg, you'll totally fit in; You got abs, you wear a T, you even got a catchphrase

By Odin's beard, I do have a catchphrase.

You're just missing on thing.

A bigger hammer?

Close. Whoever wheels this blowdryer with posess the power of the shore

The Jersey Thor