Thread:Mrosem6/@comment-24040588-20131220175729/@comment-24040588-20131225180911

-you and him flash forward to the present-

Coffinsnare: Wow, look at this. Now that Barney isn't on tv, Sesame Street is dominating the kids programming block! Not only that, but since you never fell in love with Barney and wanted to marry him, in this alternate timeline, you now are in love with... Elmo!

Alternate Mariah: Elmo, I wish I could marry you! -hugs Elmo plushie-

Coffinsnare: Also, now that you never became in love with Barney, and instead fell in love with an already well-loved character, you and MADBIGRED no longer get into that long arguement, and instead are friends!

Alternate MADBIGRED: Hey, Mariah, do you want to chat in the chatroom?

Alternate Mariah: Sure, I LOVE chatrooms!

Coffinsnare: Also, in this alternate universe, because Barney never existed to scare GIR, he never would have ended up killing him. And since GIR likes Elmo, you and GIR become friends!

Alternate Mariah: Hey, GIR, here are some waffles! -throws waffles to him-

Alternate GIR: YAY! -jumps up and gobbles them up- YUMYUMYUM!

Coffinsnare: In this alternate time, WWWW never happened, and Mad Cartoon Network Wiki becomes peaceful with no war!

Coffinsnare: But, unfortunately, in the normal timeline, you met me because you wanted to wish for Barney to stop being mad. So if Barney didn't exist... we would never be married, or even meet! And Beemo would never become your son!

Coffinsnare: -starts turning transparent and flashing red- What do you want to do, Mariah? Live in a world where you and MADBIGRED are friends, there is no MAD war and GIR is your best buddy, or live in a world where you are married to me, Beemo is your son, and Barney is your pet?

Barney: -fading away- Remember how much you loved me when you were little?!