User blog comment:MADBIGRED/IT's MY BIRTHDAY!/@comment-24040588-20131216205324/@comment-24040588-20131217230522

Mariah, appearantly you are death. 1. It is an alternate dimension, so technically in THIS dimension (aka blog comment chat) you are not married to him. 2. You are MARRIED to him in the alternate dimension, not just boyfriend and girlfriend! It seems like you need to go to an ear/reading doctor so you stop skipping over important details.