Thread:50.15.207.11/@comment-50.15.207.11-20120521142314/@comment-50.15.207.11-20120702163321

(Hijacks Kaa)

Me: Announcing the new Bill Nye Fanboy-Brand Freeze Rope! Your enemies will be turned into ice pops when they get tied by this! All the freezing of the $40.00 crystal heart necklace, only more frosty than ever! Buy now for only $12.95* each!

(*The price you'd pay for a Paramount tape before 2006 came along)