Snott Pilgrim vs. the Wonderful World of Disney

Transcript
[public domain music plays]

Snott! Snott Pilgrim!

Uh, what?

I thought we said no more girlfriends at rehearsal. I mean first there was Knives, then Flowers, and now Snow

You should've seen her before the makeover. Much better, huh

How did you get in this picture?

Oh, I move around alot

You're an awesome boyfriend, Snott

Hey, it's just great to date a girl without seven evil exes

Well, the thing is-

Snott Pilgrim, step away from our princess

[rock and roll music plays]

I'm not gonna fight a bunch of [beep]

[gasp] Did he said the M word?

Munchkins?

No, the other one

I said old men. I don't even know how they bleeped it

Dwarves begin musical attack

Ooaah

Oh, no you don't

[music plays]

[crashes]

Meet the first three moody dwarves. Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy

Attack!

Achoo

[wump]

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew

Nosy dwarf, meet nasal spray

[splurt]

Thanks, that's actually much bet-

[punches]

Oh, oh cool, diamonds

Get your hands off those diamonds

Grumpy, eh? Well I got enough grr to make you Lumpy.

Grr to make you Lumpy? That doesn't even make sense

Neither is you dating Snow

He does have a PHD

Yeah, in kick-butt-thology

Wait, I can't hit a guy with glasses.

Oh, well, I'll take them off.

[groans]

So, can we grab a slice or something?

Not until you face Dopey

Here we-hey, you have big ears like I do, and do you wear a hat because you got scraggaly hear? Yeah, that's what I thought, I do too. Hey, thanks.

Um, aren't you going to fight him for me?

Actuall, I like this other girl now

This is really nice. You wanna listen to some records or something?

Sure as long as defeat my seven deadly seas.

I gotta stop dating

Scott Pilgrim

 * Age: Might as well be six
 * Fun Fact: Not actually a pilgrim

Grumpy

 * Age: What do you care?!
 * Disposition: Do you have to ask?

Doc

 * Status: Are you still reading this?