Fantastic Megan Fox

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-thumb|290px|right|-Video uploaded by 30stu30 [Whistles, clicks tongue]

What a looker. But what's the point of being a fox if the world can't see how foxy I am? I mean what do they have that I don't have? So what if Kristian Stewert have gorgeous hair, Scarlet Johanssen has beutiful...eyes, or Angelina Jolie have lucious lips? Actually, that is a big list. But you know what's even bigger? My desire to be as fantastic as them. So look out, Hollywood. Tonight Megan steals her way to stardom.

Kristen Stewert: Uhh looking to happy again. Better work on that frown some more. What? A fox!

Megan: Ah, thanks. I think so too

Kristen: Ahh

Megan: [Whistles, clicks tongue]

Kristen: Now I really have a reason to frown. Nope still not enough

Scarlett Johanssen:I must be seeing things

Megan: Not for long

Scarlett: What the cuss? You're crazy

Megan: Yeah, crazy like a.....actress

[Babies crying]

[Claps]

[Crying stops]

Angelina Jolie: Good night, my babies

Megan: Pucker up

[Muffled yelling]

Megan: Finally, I can show the world the real me, the fantastic Megan Fox

[Dreamy music plays]

[Knock on door]

Megan: "Big Hollywood Movie"? You couldn't script this

Scarlet: Did we get her? Thanks

Kristen: Give us back our looks or we'll have to take character roles

Scarlet: Yeah

Angelina: Mmm

Megan: [Whistles, clicks tongue]

Kristen: Stop her! Not her! Her!

Guy: What do you mean someone stole their looks? What do I care? I can't tell these girls apart anyways. Just send over the current hottie. Wow. That was fast. Are you from Fox?

Megan: I sure am.

Guy: Then lets roll. We're gonna make you a star, baby

[Dreamy music plays]

Guy: What a beauty. Just, uh, stay on the close up. Will you? 'Cause she got the weirdest thumbs

Megan:[Whistles, clicks tongue]