Thread:50.15.207.11/@comment-50.15.207.11-20120521002126/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130207221153

Harry: ALF, if you don't bring on Exhibit B, I'm gonna wallop you back to "Melmac" or whatever!

ALF: But it blew up! Didn't you watch the original pilot episode of ALF?

Harry: Don't remember it. So where's Exhibit B?

ALF: It's, uh, right here! (Puts a VHS that's labeled "MILLIONS OF REASONS WHY TEELA IS A BETTER GIRLFRIEND FOR HE-MAN THAN MILLI - PART 38 OF 39 IN THE TEAM OMNIVERSE VIDEO SERIES" in a VCR, and the contents play)

Harry: (Watches the video) Okay, THAT stuff I believe. (Slams gavel) And if Mariah says everyone loves Barney, that's QUADRUPLE LIES!!!! I say Mariah and her ENTIRE TEAM are full-out GUILTY for this ruckus.