User blog comment:MADBIGRED/THE BIG RED SHOW/@comment-24040588-20140122133932/@comment-24040588-20140205025014

THAT WAS THE 300'TH COMMENT, SHREK! -doo doo da doo- NOW YOU GET TO TAKE AN ITEM OUT OF THE BOX OF AWESOMENESS AND SEE WHAT YOU TRUELY WANT MOST OF ALL! -coughs- Sorry for yelling. So, pull something out of the box and yadda yadda yadda.