Cowboys & Alien Force

This segment is a crossover of Cowboys & Aliens and Ben 10: Alien Force.

This segment is from the episode Cowboys &amp; Alien Force / ThunderLOLcats.

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Plot
The segment begins with Jake Lonergan waking up with no memory. Buzz Lightyear wakes up on the right side of Jake Lonegan saying he has no memory too but gets punched by Jake Lonergan. Jedediah Benjamin Tennison wakes up on the left side of Jake Lonergan saying he has no pants and gets punched by Jake Lonergan. A Cowboy calls him "Punchy McPunch-A-Lot" and said the boy he punched was Jedediah Benjamin Tennison. And he also said he was wearing his pants, his hat and his Omnitrix. Jake Lonergan said he doesn't remember taking it and the Cowboy said if he does remember it would copyright infringement. So Jake Lonergan decides to change the title and eliminate the person who knows about it. The Cowboys agrees but then doesn't agree when Jake Lonergan changes into an alien and squashes the Cowboy. The scene goes to the title "Cowboys & Alien Force" and resumes with Jake Lonergan going in the town of Absolution and getting surrounded by people. Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde says Jake Lonergan stole something from him and asks him for what he has to say. Jake Lonergan replies with that he has no memory and Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde punches him in water. Dory swims up to him and says she also has no memory but Jake Lonergan punches her. Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde and Doc get him out of the water and start to punch Jake Lonergan again. Ella Swenson told the boys to stop and something is coming their way. Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde asks how she knows and Ella Swenson replies with Jake Lonergan's wristband is glowing. Jake Lonergan looks at his wrist and says it’s not but Ella Swenson points to his other wrist where a My Little Pony bracelet is worn and is sending a heart signal. Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde asks if that is a My Little Pony bracelet and Jake Lonergan hopes it not but in the far sky background ponies can be heard roaring. The scene goes to the sky where My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ponies are flying towards the town of Absolution and people start screaming and start to avoid the attacks from the ponies. The scene goes to another title called "Cowboys & Equestrians". Ella Swenson said that they did the opening title already but Jake Lonergan remembers it. Mr. Forgetful pops up and says he doesn't remember it either but gets caught by a rope and gets pulled away. Doc says there is something strange about the ponies. He says they have huge eyes and bulbous heads. Jake Lonergan punches him and says ponies don't fly too. In the sky a pony in a hot air balloon is coming towards the town. Jake Lonergan uses his My Little Pony bracelet to pull out a rainbow cannon and destroys the hot air balloon making it crash at the entrance. Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde asks if he would ever remember how any of those things got on his bracelets. Jake Lonergan says he can't. Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde asks him if he had seen that last "Indiana Jones" movie and Jake Lonergan says he wishes to forget that. Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde says the same thing too and wipes a tear off his eye. Ella Swenson joins the group and says that his wrist is glowing. Jake Lonergan looks at his My Little Pony bracelet and says it is not glowing but Ella Swenson punches him and points his other wrist to show 3 new Silly Bandz. The scene goes to a new title called "Cowboys & Silly Bands" and Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde and Ella Swenson said they did the title already. Ella Swenson asked if the Silly Bandz shoot lasers but Jake Lonergan said they can't because they are Silly Bandz. However, the 3 Silly Bandz unleash a powerful red laser that burns Ella Swenson and turns her into ash. Jake Lonergan suggests changing the name to Shooty Bands after they shot Ella Swenson. Then the ash wobbles and transforms back into Ella Swenson. Jake Lonergan was surprised that she wasn't dead and Ella Swenson punches Jake Lonergan in the face and confesses that she's not human and only took this form so he would like her. Jake Lonergan accepts what she said kisses Ella Swenson only for her to manufacture and transform into Applejack. Jake Lonergan let go of her and spit and could not believe that he kissed a pony. Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde said he could not believe a man could own so many bracelets. Applejack introduces herself but she says the ponies are not the ones stealing the folktown people. They're here to find out who's kidnapping the ponies as well. Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde asks then who is kidnapping them and a giant metal claw picks up Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde. Jake Lonergan gets on Applejack's back and asks her to ride but Applejack says she is one of those ponies who can't fly. Jake Lonergan gets depressed but then the giant metal claw grabs Jake Lonergan and Applejack and takes them to the ship. It was there when Applejack and Jake Lonergan found out that Jon Favreau was the one kidnapping writers to help him finish the movie. He says the script needs work. A writer showed him a script but Jon Favreau didn't like it, punched the writer, and pressed a button that unleashed the giant metal claw. It grabbed Iron Man who was talking to Captain America and made him work on a typewriter. Jake Lonergan doesn't understand the big deal here because on "MAD" all they do is mash up two genres which got Jon Favreau's attention and pressed the button that unleashed the giant metal claw. It went to the "MAD Headquarters where it picked up Alfred E. Neuman and made him work on a typewriter. Alfred E. Neuman cracks his knuckles and starts to write and when he finishes he gives it to Jon Lonergan first. Jon Lonergan sighs and says he hopes they all can forget the script to Jon Favreau. Jon Favreau, on the other hand, loves it and the scene goes to the new title "Cowboys & Alfreds". The segment ends with Jon Favreau putting out his hand to shake's Alfred E. Neuman's hand which were from his body and left goo on Jon Favreau's hand.

MAD References

 * The Buzz Identity
 * I Love You, Iron Man
 * ArTHOR

Characters

 * Jake Lonergan (Cowboy)
 * Way Big
 * Buzz Lightyear (Amnesia Buzz)
 * Jedediah Benjamin Tennison (Give me my pants back!)
 * Cowboy
 * Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde
 * Ella Swenson
 * Folktown People
 * Doc
 * Dory
 * Ponies
 * Mr. Forgetful
 * Applejack (Ella Swenson disguise)
 * Jon Favreau
 * Iron Man
 * Captain America
 * Alfred E. Neuman
 * Guy with "Hi Mom" sign

Transcript
(Scene begins looking up at the sky with an eagle screeching)

(Scene goes down to show Jake Lonergan in the middle of the desert looking confused)

Jake Lonergan: (Gasps) I have no memory.

(Buzz Lightyear gets up on the right side of him)

Buzz: I have no memory.

(Jake Lonergan punches Buzz)

(Jedediah Benjamin Tennison gets up on the left side of him)

Jedediah Benjamin Tennison: I have no pants.

(Jake Lonergan punches Jedediah Benjamin Tennison)

Cowboy: Hey, Punchy McPunch-A-Lot.

(Scene goes to the left to show the Cowboy riding on a horse)

Cowboy: I think you stole that boy's outfit.

(Scene goes to Jake Lonergan who is getting up from the ground)

Jake Lonergan: What makes you say that?

(Scene goes to the Cowboy)

Cowboy: Well, that there's (Scene backs out to show an unconscious Jedediah Benjamin Tennison with no pants and the crows picking on him) Jedediah Benjamin Tennison. And you're wearing his (Scene goes to Jake Lonergan's pants while a person whistles) pants, (Scene goes to the top of Jake Lonergan's body) his hat, and his Omnitrix.

(Scene zooms in on the Omnitrix and it beeps on Jake Lonergan's hand)

Jake Lonergan: Hmm. Don't remember taking it.

(Scene goes to the Cowboy)

Cowboy: Of course you don't, 'cause that would be copyright (Money ding is heard) infringement.

(Scene goes to Jake Lonergan)

Jake Lonergan: Oh. Then I guess I should change the title and get rid of the guy who knows about it.

(Scene goes to the Cowboy)

Cowboy: That sounds like a plan. Wait. What?

(Scene goes to Jake Lonergan pressing the Omnitrix and turning into an alien and crushing the Cowboy with its hand)

(Scene goes to the title card "Cowboys & Alien Force")

(Scene resumes with Jake Lonergan walking through the town of Absolution)

Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde: Jake Lonergan, (A group of people surround Jake Lonergan) you stole something from me.

(Camera zooms in on Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde)

Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde: What do you have to say for yourself?

(Scene goes to Jake Lonergan)

Jake Lonergan: I have no memory.

(Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde punches Jake Lonergan into water)

(Scene goes to Jake Lonergan's head in the water and Dory swims to him)

Dory: I also have no memory.

(Jake Lonergan punches Dory and Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde and Doc bring him up)

Ella Swenson: (While Doc and Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde punch Jake Lonergan) Stop fighting. (Scene zooms in on her and other folk people) Something weird is coming this way.

(Scene goes to Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde holding Jake Lonergan)

Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde: How can you tell?

(Scene goes back to Ella Swenson and other folk people)

Ella Swenson: His wrist is all lit up.

(Scene goes back to Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde holding Jake Lonergan)

Jake Lonergan: (While looking at his wrist) No, it's not.

Ella Swenson: Not that wrist.

(Scene goes to Jake Lonergan's other wrist to show another pink bracelet with hearts on it)

Ella Swenson: (While pointing at it) That wrist.

(Scene zooms in on the bracelet and it shoots out 3 hearts that disappear quickly)

Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde: Is that a (Scene backs out to show Doc and Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde) My Little Pony bracelet?

Jake Lonergan: I sure hope not.

(Ponies in the background can be heard roaring in the background)

(Scene backs out to show in the far sky background a flash and then colorful dots heading towards Absolution)

(Scene goes to the sky to show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ponies flying towards the town of Absolution)

(Scene goes to the folktown people looking scared)

Ella Swenson: Aah!

(Scene goes to Rainbow Dash, who looks angry, and zooms in on her)

(Scene goes back to the folktown where people are screaming and a person got taken away by a rope)

(Scene goes to a new title card "Cowboys & Equestrians")

(Scene goes back to Ella Swenson staying in her place while people are running and avoiding the attacks from the ponies or getting caught by the ropes)

Ella Swenson: Wait, we did the opening title already.

(Scene goes to Jake Lonergan and Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde)

Jake Lonergan: We did? I don't remember them.

(Mr. Forgetful pops up on the left side of Jake Lonergan)

Mr. Forgetful: I don't remember them either.

(A rope captures Mr. Forgetful and takes him away)

(Scene goes to Mr. Forgetful being taken away in the sky)

Mr. Forgetful: Aah!

(Scene goes back to Jake Lonergan and Doc)

Doc: Something strange about these ponies. They have huge eyes and weird bulbous heads. That's not what ponies look like.

(Jake Lonergan punches Doc and camera zooms in on him)

Jake Lonergan: Ponies also don't fly, Doc.

(A horse is heard neighing in the background)

(Scene goes to the sky where a pony with green hair in a hot air balloon is coming towards Absolution, scene goes back to Jake Lonergan in which he uses his My Little Pony bracelet and pulls out a rainbow cannon, scene goes to Jake Lonergan shooting down the hot air balloon and the hot air balloon crashes into the entrance making dust go everywhere, after the dust clears up, the scene goes to Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde looking at the My Little Pony bracelet)

Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde: (While the My Little Pony rainbow cannon is put away) you're not gonna tell me you don't remember how either of those things got on your wrists?

(Scene goes to Jake Lonergan)

Jake Lonergan: Afraid not.

(Scene goes to Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde)

Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde: Any chance you remember that last "Indiana Jones" movie?

(Scene goes to Jake Lonergan)

Jake Lonergan: That I wish I could forget.

(Scene goes to a sad Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde while camera zooms in on him and sad music is heard playing)

Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde: Yep. Me, too. (Wipes tear out of eye with hand) Me, too.

(Glow light appears on the left and Ella Swenson comes from the right side of the camera screen)

Ella Swenson: Oh, no, more trouble. (Puts on sunglasses) Your wristband is glowing again.

(Scene goes to Jake Lonergan looking at his My Little Pony bracelet)

Jake Lonergan: No, it ain't.

Ella Swenson: Not that one.

(Ella Swenson punches Jake Lonergan and scene goes to her and Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde)

Ella Swenson: That one.

(Glowing light disappears)

Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde: Shoot. (Scene goes to Jake Lonergan's wrist to show 3 Silly Bandz) Are those Silly Bands?

(Scene backs out to show Jake Lonergan)

Jake Lonergan: This is getting weird.

(Scene goes to another new title card "Cowboys & Silly Bands")

(Scene goes back to Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde, Ella Swenson and Jake Lonergan)

Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde and Ella Swenson: We did that already.

(Scene zooms in on Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde and Ella Swenson)

Ella Swenson: Those bands don't shoot lasers, too, do they?

(Scene goes to Jake Lonergan)

Jake Lonergan: Don't be crazy. They're Silly Bands. Why would they-

(Silly Bandz unleash a powerful red laser that burns Ella Swenson and turns her into ash)

(Scene zooms in on Jake Lonergan, who is looking at his Silly Bandz)

Jake Lonergan: I guess a better name might be Shooty Bands.

(Scene goes to the ash as it wobbles and it transforms back into Ella Swenson)

Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde: What the?

(Scene zooms in on Jake Lonergan)

Jake Lonergan: You ain't dead?

(Ella Swenson walks towards Jake Lonergan and punches him in the face)

Ella Swenson: No. (Scene slowly zooms in on her and sad music is played) The truth is, I'm not human. I only took this form so you'd like me.

Jake Lonergan: I appreciate that, darlin'.

(Jake Lonergan kisses Ella Swenson only for her to manufacture and transform into Applejack)

(Jake Lonergan lets go off Applejack and spits)

Jake Lonergan: (Spits) You're one of them? I can't believe I just kissed a pony.

(Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde walks up behind Jake Lonergan)

Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde: I can't believe a man can own so many bracelets.

(Scene zooms in on Applejack)

Applejack: My name's Applejack. But we're not the ones stealing your people. We're here to find out who's kidnapping us as well.

(Scene backs out to show Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde and Jake Lonergan)

Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde: Then who in tarnation is stealing our--

(A giant metal claw from the sky grabs Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde and takes him away leaving a white garment behind)

Jake Lonergan: Only one way to find out.

(Scene zooms in on Applejack walking towards Jake Lonergan while he gets on her)

Jake Lonergan: Come on, Applejack. Let's ride.

Applejack: Um, I'm not one of the ponies who can fly.

Jake Lonergan: Now you tell me.

(A giant metal claw from the sky picks up Jake Lonergan and Applejack and takes them to the ship where Jon Favreau is sitting on his throne)

Applejack and Jake Lonergan: Jon Favreau?

(Scene goes to Jake Lonergan riding on Applejack)

Jake Lonergan: Aren't you directing this movie?

(Scene goes to Jon Favreau)

Jon Favreau: Yes, but the script needs work, so I keep kidnapping (Scene backs out to show writers typing on typewriters) writers to help me finish it.

(Writer pops of the right side and hands a script to Jon Favreau)

Jon Favreau: No!

(Jon Favreau throws away script and punches the writer)

Jon Favreau: Still not there.

(Jon Favreau presses button and the giant metal claw goes down)

(Scene goes to Iron Man and Captain America talking in the Avengerteria)

Iron Man: So then he says, I'm not gonna direct the third one. And I'm like...

(The giant metal claw grabs Iron Man and takes him back to the ship and on a typewriter)

(Scene goes to Jake Lonergan still riding on Applejack)

Jake Lonergan: What's so difficult? It's a mash-up of two genres. They do it on "MAD" all the time.

(Scene goes to Jon Favreau)

Jon Favreau: Really? Good to know.

(Jon Favreau presses button and scene goes to the MAD headquarters where the giant metal claw goes through the building and picks up Alfred E. Neuman and puts him in a typewriter)

(Alfred E. Neuman cracks his knuckles and begins to write and then the scene goes to Alfred E. Neuman giving his script to Jake Lonergan first)

Jake Lonergan: (Sighs) Let's hope we all forget this one.

(Jake Lonergan gives the script to Jon Favreau and he reads it while the scene zooms in on him a little)

Jon Favreau: Perfect!

(Scene goes to the official title card "Cowboys & Alfreds")

(Scene resumes with Jon Favreau and Alfred E. Neuman)

Jon Favreau: (While he holds out his hand to shake Alfred E. Neuman's hand) Nice working with you.

(Two alien hands come out of Alfred E. Neuman's body and one of his hands shakes Jon Favreau's hand and leaves goo behind)

Jon Favreau: Ew.

(Segment ends)

Trivia
1. Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story.
 * Buzz Lightyear appeared in this segment acting like he was from The Buzz Identity.
 * There were three people in the beginning who lost their memory (or pants). They were...

2. Jake Lonergan from Cowboys &amp; Aliens.

3. Jedediah Benjamin Tennison from Ben 10. 1. Cowboys & Alien Force (Main first one)
 * Jake Lonergan had an Omnitrix, a My Little Pony bracelet, and Silly Bandz on his wrists.
 * The alien Jake Lonergan turns into looks similar to Diamondhead and Chromastone.
 * There were four titles in all throughout the segment. They were...

2. Cowboys & Equestrians

3. Cowboys & Silly Bands

4. Cowboys & Alfreds
 * The My Little Pony bracelet shots our pink little hearts and blinks.
 * One of the guys in the background held up a sign saying "Hi Mom" before he got tied away.
 * Applejack from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was the disguise of Ella Swenson.
 * that writer resembles to be Vince Vaughn which is Jon Favreau's friend but wearing a Cowboy outfit.
 * Jon Favreau kidnapped Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde (who had a cameo in the background after Jake Lonergan talked about MAD), Iron Man (who was talking to Captain America) and Alfred E. Neuman from the MAD Headquarters.
 * Iron Man had an Ice Cream before he got kidnapped.
 * Alfred E. Neuman had two alien arms when he shook hands with Jon Favreau.
 * There were 10 punches in all throughout the segment.
 * Antagonist: Jon Favreau
 * The only name mentioned from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is Applejack.
 * The cowboy has the same face as the patient from Mouse M.D., the announcer from Ko-Bee Movie, Eduardo Saverin's grandpa from The Social Netjerk and the old man from Super 80's.

Goofs

 * Applejack's hat looks more like a bonnet, and her cutie mark looked more like Rarity's.
 * Mr. Forgetful's hat looks simmilar to Mr. Impossible's.