User blog comment:Mrosem6/My Buzz Lightyear Disneyland Commercial/@comment-50.15.207.11-20120618133149

Why the heck should you and Buzz be in your commercials? Here's MY commercial:

THE FOLLOWING COMMERCIAL ADVERTISES DISNEYLAND AND THE UPCOMING VIDEOGAME EPIC MICKEY 2: THE POWER OF TWO.

(Cut to lots of people walking)

Mickey Mouse: Oh no, a humongous crowd! We have to spilt up! Oswald, you go south, and I go north.

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit: (To Mickey Mouse) Yes, sir! (Goes south)

Mickey: (Goes north hunting for enemies) Ohno! Enemies! (Sprays Paint Thinner on the enemies) Erase, ERASE, ERASE!!! (The enemies get erased while the Paint Thinner refills) And now, PAINT SPRAY ON TOURISTS!

Male Tourist: HEY! What do you think you're-- Sorry I yelled at you. Enjoying your trip?

Mickey: I'm enjoying it a LOT!

Goofy, Donald Duck, Minnie Mouse, Pluto, and Daisy Duck: HEY, WHY ISN'T DISNEY INTERACTIVE STUDIOS PUTTING US IN THEIR "EPIC MICKEY" SEQUEL?

Mickey: Sorry, but it's called "Epic Mickey 2: The Power of TWO", not "Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Six!"

Oswald: (Pant) (Pant) Did you hunt any enemies?

Mickey: Yes. Yes I did.

Announcer: The happiest place on Earth just got happier, only at Disneyland Resort in California! And be sure to pick up Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two, coming to Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 November 18th, 2012!