Star Blecch

This segment is a parody of Star Trek.

This segment is from the episode Star Blecch, Uglee.

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Plot
The scene starts at a ship 20 years earlier. People were panicking because Captain Zero killed their captain and left the ship in danger. So its up to George Kirk to maintain control of the ship. However, Winona is having a baby. The baby comes out and George managed to save the ship. However, when he looks at the baby's picture, he pushes the self destruct button and the ship blows up. Back in Iowa 20 years later, we see James T. Jerk trying to make a move on Uhura but gets punished for stealing the bar scene from Star Wars. Leonard McCoy reminds him that his father was a captain of a star fleet. So James went to the bathroom just for his dad. Schlock shows James around the ship, introducing everyone but then Captain Zero interrupts and says he will destroy Schlock's home planet so Schlock hurries there. He warns his parents and hurry away. But then Schlock's mother goes to the bathroom and the planet explodes. Schlock felt upset about that and threw James out of the ship when he mentioned his mother. James landed in a cold planet and runs into a cave. There, he meets future Schlock who tells him that Gene Roddenberry told him to be captain of the ship. Right then, he goes back to the ship and does that. There, Captain Zero appears and stalks him. So then they destroy his ship and future Schlock appears to get his money back on the DVD Star Blecch.

Characters

 * Captain Zero (Nero)
 * George Kirk
 * Winona Kirk
 * James T. Jerk (Kirk)
 * Nyota Uhura
 * Leonard McCoy
 * Schlock (Spock)
 * Slack-off (Pavel Chekov)
 * Montgomery Scott
 * Toodle-oo (Hikaru Sulu)
 * Amanda Grayson
 * S'chn T'gai Sarek
 * Manny
 * Sid
 * Diego
 * Wampa
 * Luke Skywalker
 * R2-D2

Transcript
Schlock: Welcome to Starfleet. This is Slack-off

[snore]

Schlock: Mr. Toodle-oo

Toodle-oo: Toodle-oo!

Schlock: And I am captain-

Captain Zero: Schlock! I finally found you and now I will destroy your home planet with my drill.

Schlock: It can do that?

Captain Zero: That's not all it can do. Order now and we'll throw in this destructive red goo. That's the drill and the red goo for just $19.99. Plus order in the next five minutes and we'll also throw in this free oven mitt.

James T. Jerk: We have to destroy that drill.

Schlock: I got to save my family.

Toodle-oo: I gotta get that oven mitt.

[snore]

Schlock: Energize.

[beam]

Toodle-oo: Toodle-oo!

[beam]

Amanda Grayson: Schlock!

Schlock: Mother. Father. No time to explain, this planet is going to explode.

S'chn T'gai Sarek: So's your mother, she had Romulan for lunch again.

[farts]

[beam]

Amanda Grayson: Uh, I should hit the toilet again before we go.

Schlock: No!

[boom]

Amanda Grayson: Uh, I feel so much better.

[beam]

James T. Jerk: Hey I stopped the drill, did you save your m-

Schlock: Don't say it or I will kick you off this ship.

James T. Jerk: Mum's the word.

(Schlock incapacitates James and places him in an escape pod and jettisons him off the ship.)

Trivia

 * The title is a reference to Mad Magazine issue #115 on December 1967.
 * Alfred E. Neuman appeared as the baby.