Mouse M.D.

This segment is a parody of House M.D. and Mickey Mouse.

This segment is from the episode S'Up, Mouse M.D.

Plot
Mickey Mouse goes to Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in order to solve cases.

Characters

 * Dr. James Wilson
 * Dr. Allison Cameron
 * Dr. Eric Foreman
 * Patient
 * Mickey Mouse
 * Cookie Monster
 * Count von Count
 * Bob the Builder
 * Miley Cyrus

Transcript
(We begin at a hospital.)

Dr. James Wilson: I never seen a case like this in my life.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Me either.

Dr. Eric Foreman: I mean look at it. It's both stylish and functional.

Patient: Hey! So can you help me or what?

Dr. James Wilson: No, but we know someone who can.

Patient: [gasp] A mouse doctor? Are you crazy?!

Mickey: [whips] Shut up and say "Aah."

(Scene goes to the title "Mouse M.D.)

Dr. Allison Cameron: Mouse, this patient has been sick for weeks.

Cookie Monster: [burps] Ooh. Stomach hurt.

Mickey: How many times has he tossed his cookies?

Count: I will count the times. One, one puke. Two, two pukes. Hahaha. Three-

Mickey: If you don't can it, you'll be counting the number of stitches I put in your face!

Count: Aah, yes.

Dr. Allison Cameron: It must be the cookies. He eats 700 of them a day.

Mickey: That's a solid diagnosis.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Thank you.

Mickey: If you got your medical degree at the University of I-Don't-Know-What-I'm-Talking-About!

[cries]

Mickey: Well, if it isn't Bob the Baby.

Dr. James Wilson: He smashed his thumb with a hammer.

Bob: Can we fix it?

Mickey: Actually, no. We gotta have to amputate.

[Bob laughs nervously.]

[shining noise]

Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Dr. Eric Foreman: Patient's name is Miley Cyrus, but she insists she's Hannah Montana.

Miley: I am Hannah Montana and everyone loves me.

Mickey: She's clearly delusional.

Miley: [sings] I'm Hannah. Hannah Montana.

Mickey: There is only one way to deal with this: Pull the plug.

Miley: Lalalala-

Miley: I'm gonna sue you for mouse practice.

Cookie: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, boy.

Dr. Allison Cameron: He's getting worse and these X-Rays are baffling.

[clears throat]

Dr. Allison Cameron: I still think is all the cookies he's eating.

Cookie: Me like cookie.

[sniffs]

Mickey: He's lying! And I'll prove it by adducing him to vomit.

Dr. Allison Cameron: How will you do that?

(Mouse shows Allison Cameron a picture of Spencer Pratt.)

Dr. Allison Cameron: Mouse, are you crazy?! You'll lose your license!

Mickey: Not before he loses his lunch.

Cookie: Ohh! Me so sick of Spencer Pratt.

[vomits]

Count: One puke!

Count: Two pukes!

[swallows]

Count: Three pukes!

Mickey: Just as I suspected! Broccoli. You've been eating vegetables and your body is rejecting them.

Cookie: Ok, ok. Me try to be healthier without anyone knowing. I mean me Cookie Monster, not Veggie Monster.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Mouse! Another impossible case solved! You're a real miracle worker!

Mickey: Shh. No! I'm just a mouse.

(Scene ends with the title "Mouse M.D.")

(Segment Ends)

Trivia

 * There is a set based by this segment from Fisher-Price which reserves as Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital & a medical kit, released in April 2011.
 * Although you might reference the Fisher-Price set to this segment, you might find that Fisher-Price has made Cookie puke since this set resembles Cookie vomiting, according to the MAD page on the Fisher-Price website.
 * One of Mickey's lines ("That's a great observation if you got your degree from University I-Don't-Know-What-I'm-Talking-About") was used in a play. The play was not sued by MAD.
 * The style is similar to the styles of Build-a-Bieber, Cliffordfield, Big Time Rushmore, Mad vs. Wild, Zeke and Lex Luthor, Duck, Snott Pilgrim vs. the Wonderful World of Disney, Yo Gagga Gagga!, IAYCarly, Two and a Half Man, Are You Karate Kidding Me?, The Fresh Prawn of Bel-Air, MAD Ask the Celebrity from Episode 19, Law & Ogre, Not-a-Fan-a-Montana (original version), Twigh School Musical, Rio-A (original version), Super 80's (original version) and Captain America's Got Talent (original version).
 * The puppeteer under Cookie Monster's bed looks like George Clooney, not Frank Oz or David Rudman who perform him in real life.