Talk:MAD Magazine/@comment-180.191.101.186-20111028073551

Schlock: Welcome to Starfleet. This is Slack-off [snore]

Schlock: Mr. Toodle-oo

Toodle-oo: Toodle-oo!

Schlock: And I am captain-

Captain Zero: Schlock! I finally found you and now I will destroy your home planet with my drill.

Schlock: It can do that?

Captain Zero: That's not all it can do. Order now and we'll throw in this destructive red goo. That's the drill and the red goo for just $19.99. Plus order in the next five minutes and we'll also throw in this free oven mitt.

James T. Jerk: We have to destroy that drill.

Schlock: I got to save my family.

Toodle-oo: I gotta get that oven mitt.

[snore]

Schlock: Energize.

[beam]

Toodle-oo: Toodle-oo!

[beam]

Amanda Grayson: Schlock!

Schlock: Mother. Father. No time to explain, this planet is going to explode.

S'chn T'gai Sarek: So's your mother, she had Romulan for lunch again.

[farts]

[beam]

Amanda Grayson: Uh, I should hit the toilet again before we go.

Schlock: No!

[boom]

Amanda Grayson: Uh, I feel so much better.

[beam]

James T. Jerk: Hey I stopped the drill, did you save your m-

Schlock: Don't say it or I will kick you off this ship.

James T. Jerk: Mum's the word.

(Schlock incapacitates James and places him in an escape pod and jettisons him off the ship.)