Smallville: Turn off the Clark

This segment is a crossover of Smallville and Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark.

This segment is from the episode The Social Netjerk/Smallville: Turn off the Clark.

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Plot
The segment begins at the Fortress of Solitude. Clark finally gets the chance to put on the suit but after that the season ended and the show is officially over. He gets confused because he just put on his suit. Suddenly, he is approached by Julie Taymor and says that she is going to make Clark a star again in her new musical like she and Bono did with Spider-Man (who seems beaten up and miserable). She proclaims that the new title will be called "Smallville: Turn off the Clark", in which Clark proclaims that the title doesn't even make sense. However, during production, Clark keeps getting hit by things that end up hurting him, despite the fact that he is invulnerable on the show. Green Arrow asked to delay the opening night but Julie says it is too late. On opening night, many people came. The show started and the crew began to sing. Clark gets confused as why they are doing a musical when they should be starting a new series on the adventures of Superman. Just then at the back of the stage, Julia reveals herself to be Lex, having done this just to humiliate Clark. However it seems like they are having fun. The segment ends with Clark saying Yeah!

Characters

 * Announcer (Not in Story)
 * Clark Kent
 * Lois Lane
 * Chloe Sullivan
 * Director
 * Producer
 * Julie Taymor
 * Bono
 * Spider-Man
 * Brainiac
 * Stunt Manager
 * Dr. Fate
 * Darkseid
 * Green Arrow
 * Lana Lang
 * Jonathan Kent
 * Lionel Luthor
 * Hawkman
 * Lex Luthor

Transcript
(Segment begins at Superman's Fortress of Solitude)

Announcer: We now return you to the season finale of "Smallville"

(Title "Smallville" appears)

Clark Kent: Finally, I get to on the suit, Lois. I'm going in there a boy wearing a red and blue outfit but coming out a man wearing a red and blue outfit.

Lois Lane: (Talking to Chloe) He needs to diversify more.

Chloe Sullivan: (Gasps) Look! It's a bird!

Lois Lane: It's a plane!

Chloe Sullivan: It's--

(Toilet flushes)

Clark Kent: (Coming out of bathroom) Itchy.

(Buzzer)

Director: Ok. That's a wrap on season 10, everybody. Nice work.

Clark Kent: Wait. what just happened?

Director: The show's over.

Clark Kent: But I just put the suit on. Isn't this where the show should begin?

Producer: You know, he's right. That would have made a much better series. Oh, well. Let's grab a smoothie.

Clark Kent: You mean. I don't get to do anything?

Julie Taymor: Maybe I can help.

Clark Kent: Mom?

Julie Taymor: Nope. I'm Jule Taymor. Bono and I turned Spider-Man (pulls hurt Spider-Man) into a broadway musical.

Spider-Man: (Wrapped in cast) Make it stop.

Clark Kent: That was you? Nice going, Brainiac.

Brainiac: Hey, don't blame that mess on me.

Julie Taymor: (Drops Spider-Man) Forget him. We'll start fresh. I'll call it "Smallville: Turn Off the Clark."

Clark Kent: Wow. That title doesn't even make sense.

(Scene goes to title card "Smallville: Turn Off the Clark" with a superman logo above it.)

Stunt Manager: One more wire, and we'll have you rigged so you can fly, Mr. Kent.

Clark Kent: Actually, I can fly on my own.

Stunt Manager: Sorry. Union rules.

(Man pulls rope causing Clark Kent to fly)

Clark Kent: Aah! (Grunts)

(Clark crashes on the floor)

Stunt Manager: I saw that coming.

Dr. Fate: You can see into the future, too?

Stunt Manager: No, but I worked with Julie Taymor before.

Julie Taymor: Cue the metor!

(Meter falls down and hits Clark Kent)

Clark Kent: Oof!

(Clark crashes)

(Scene goes to Clark with Darkseid)

Clark Kent: Darkseid? What happened to you?

Darkseid: I'm told my regular head isn't big enough to be seen from the back row.

(Darkseid's head comes off and lands on Clark)

Clark Kent: (Grunts)

(Scene goes to globe saying "The Daily Planet"

Clark Kent: That globe looks dangerous.

Julie Taymor: Nah. It's made of paper-moocheé.

(Globe falls down and lands on Clark's head)

Julie Taymor: It's the letters that are heavy.

Stunt Manager: Julie, we have to close the show. It's too dangerous.

Julie Taymor: Are you kidding? That's the great thing about working with real superheroes. They're invulnerable.

(Green Arrow swings and lands on wall)

Green Arrow: (Grunts) Uh, I'm Green Arrow. I don't actually have any real powers.

Julie Taymor: What kind of power do you want?

Green Arrow: How about the power to delay opening night?

Julie Taymor: Too late!

(Scene gose to people talking and standing outside of the theater which says "Smallville: Turn Off the Clark" Premiere tonight!)

Chloe Sullivan: Lana Lang? You came back just to see this?

Jonathan Kent: Heck, I came back from the dead to see this train wreck. (Scene goes to theater which people are cheering and applausing)

(Curtain opens to see the cast)

Cast: ♫ S-M-A-Double-L-V-I-L-L spells Smallville, if you add an "E" ♫

(Scene goes to Clark Kent)

Clark Kent: ♫ Small by myself don't want to be small by myself. ♫

Lionel Luthor: ♫ One "L" is for Lionel, the other is for Luthor I've got so much darn money you'll crow just like a rooster (Clucks) ♫

(Cheering and applausing are heard from the audiance)

Clark Kent: (From backstage) Lois, shouldn't we be putting our powers to a better use than a musical?

Hawkman: Where's my mace? That's my cue! Where's my mace?

(Clark hands Hawkman his mace)

Lois Lane: Julie says theater brings joy to everyone. Why would she lie about that?

Julie Taymor: Well, we finally did it.

(Julie pulls out her head revealing to be Lex Luthor's head)

Lex Luthor: We finally made a fool of superman, huh, Zod?

Bono: Actually, I really am Bono.

Lex Luthor: Oh. Uh, nice. Nice work.

(Scene goes to crew)

Crew: ♫ He's Superman, it ain't a lark all he needed to do was turn off the clark ♫

Clark Kent: ♫ Yeah! ♫

(Segment ends)

Trivia
1. Clark Kent
 * The segment explained the ending of Smallville.
 * This means that Smallville never let Clark wear the suit.
 * There were 2 titles in the segment "Smallville" and "Smallville: Turn Off the Clark".
 * The crew who sang contained:

2. Dr. Fate

3. Lois Lane

4. Green Arrow

5. Chole Sullivan

6. Darkseid

7. Brainiac

8. Hawkman

9. Lionel Luthor
 * Antagonist: Lex Luthor (under the guise of Julie Taymor)
 * Despite many known Smallville characters appear in this episode, Tess, Pete, Martha, Jimmy, Kara, Davis, Jason, and Zod don't appear.
 * There is a toy by Fisher-Price that really would make Clark crash like in the musical (see in the part in the segment with Clark crashing into the air when trying to fly on his own).