I Love You, Iron Man

Skit from I Love you, Iron Man, Ben 10 Franklin

Transcript
[groans]

Patty cake, patty cake, bake this man

[clinks]

Now that Whiplash is gone, the government of my back, it looks like it's just you and me, kid

So, whatcha doing?

Working

Wanna turn the dog into an Iron Dog?

No

Wanna replace Nick Fury's eyepatch with a waffle?

No

You wanna...

Look, I like being your girlfriend, but maybe you should find a guy friend

Jarvis is a guy. Right Jarvis?

I'm just a machine. Man, get a real friend

Sheesh, and I thought iron was cold

This is great Spidey. I love New York. Where we going? The club? The four seasons?

Better!

And...we're at your parents house

She's my aunt actually. So what do you wann a play? Warcraft? Magic?

Magic?

What are you, 16?

Yes, actually

Oh, uh, hey, look, the, uh, Iron Signal. Gotta go! Cool if I use your skylight?

I don't have a-

I gotta say Optimus Prime is a pretty cool name.

What are you doing? I'm Optimus Prime.

Oh, your profile said you were a truck so I figure

I have the power to change to a truck.

I thibk the power to update your profile pic might be more helpful

I just figure we have alot in common so-

Ooh, ooh, I never had a metal friend before. You want a cape like mine? Then we can look exactly alike. Actually I, I, I think oksy without the-

You're right. You're right. I think a scarf and a hat will look better on you. Ooh, now we can rule the together and make all sort of fun stuff. Okay. Okay. I know you're a Vatnerea, and, uh, I stand like this. What do you do?

I like mine better

They're no good friends anywhere

Maybe the answer is closer than you think

What the--How long had you been in there?

'Bout a week and a half. Battery died and I been stuck in here ever since. Didn't you hear me yelling?

No

Tony, behind you, I'm stuck in this!

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is maybe a friend is someone who shares the same interest and fashion sense

I think I know what you mean

You built a robot duplicate of yourself?

Hey, loser, let's ditch Peter Piper here and have some real fun

Wow, I never realize I'm awesome

[clink]

Now give me the lamborghini keys and let's get outta here

My car. I drive

My car. I drive.

[groans]

[groans]

Your own robot clone beat you up

I don't get it. It's a perfect replica of we. Why is it such a jerk?

Uh, what are we gonna do?

Wanna turn the dog into an Iron Dog?

Tony, look, we need to talk

No thanks, Bore-Machine

Listen, I'm constantly trying to be nice to you and you always turn me away. I'm sick of it! You are the friend ever!

[gun fires]

[boom]

Way to go! You destroy the robot me

Robot you. Oh, yeah, yeah, the robot you

This whole time I needed a friend, and you were here all along

I don't if I wanna be your friend, Tony

I'll pay you a million dollar

[cash register ring]

I love you, Iron Man