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Principal Figgins: I'm afraid there's no money in the budget for glee club. Will Schuester: How can you be so sure?

Principal Figgins: Well for starters we're using the cheerleaders as chairs now.

Will Schuester: Uhh, how can my group compete with screameos?

Sue Sylvester: They can't. My girls are beautiful and they're invulnerable. *smash Santana*

Will Schuester: I think you're confusing them with the cheerleader from HEROES.

Sue Sylvester: An easy mistake. They're both popular and they both bring in the crowd. Unlike your pile of...

Principal Figgins: Don't say it. We don't have enough money in the budget for a censor, either.

Sue Sylvester: Too bad, because they are uh...

♫ GLEE! ♫

Will Schuester: Oh yeah? You'll see. We'll bring in the crowd the same way all those teen shows do it.

Sue Sylvester: What is this?

(Music starts)

♫ Just some high school squares/Some jocks, some girls, one's in a chair ♫

♫ Trying hard to stay on key.. dodging red slushees ♫

♫ She hates germs/They're told to spy/Not quite sure if that's a guy *burps* ♫

♫ But no matter what is called, it's a lot like High School Musicalll!!

♫ Singing in high school/Seems to be the thing that's cool/So we'll do a to which makes the show #5 ♫

♫ AAHHHHH! ♫

♫ Jonas Brothers sang ♫

♫ AWee-hee-hee! ♫

♫ Hannah Montana croons ♫

♫ Ooo-hoo-hoo! ♫

♫ VICTORiOUS is filled with tunes ♫

♫ It's cheap; It's lame; we're all just copying Fame! ♫

♫ Singing in high school, Seems to be the only rule book Get lot ♫

♫ Who are we trying to foooooool? ♫

♫ No need for originality His hair style is from '83.. This gesture is our sole choreography.. It's all schlock! ♫

Will Schuester: What you think? Can we please stay?

Principal Figgins: I don't know.. there wasn't enough money in the budget for an ending.

♫ GLEE! ♫