User blog comment:MADBIGRED/The Notepad and Tony the Talking Clock/@comment-4578170-20140208023558/@comment-24040588-20140217114844

Narrator: Mariah, coming back to her senses, tried to kill the monster, to no avail.

Barney: (gets arm torn off) He meant human meat! Om nom! (grabs Mariah) Any last words?