S'UP

This segment is a crossover of Disney's and Pixar's UP and Jersey Shore.

This segment is from the episode S'UP/Mouse M.D.

Plot
Carl attaches balloons to his house and floats up into the sky. However, the annoying Jersey Shore gang appears at his front door. They host a party in his house and destroy his stuff, infuriating him. He tricks most of them into jumping to their deaths, but Snooki is not fooled, so he throws her off. Then the segment ends.

Characters

 * Carl Fredricksen
 * Jenni "JWoww" Farley
 * Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino
 * Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
 * Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio
 * Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

Transcript
[Over one thousand balloons lift Carl Fredricksen and his house into the air.]

Carl Fredricksen: Ha ha, we did it Ellie. We're finally free of all those idiots.

[knock]

[record stops]

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: S'up!

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino: Yo, you got a situation here and here.

Jenni "JWoww" Farley: We saw balloons and thought it was a party.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: Now we're really high.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: Balloons...

[Title Card, What, What, What S'Up]

Carl Fredricksen: I assure you there was no party here. Now get out!

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino: Too late, yo, but if this isn't a house party, let's take this house to the party.

[cheering]

Carl Fredricksen: What are you doing?

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino: We're taking this baby to South Beach.

Jenni "JWoww" Farley: Mike, take me home. I feel air sick.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino: Yo, I'm not ready to leave yet.

Jenni "JWoww" Farley: I said take me home!

[Farley and Sorrentino beat each other up.]

Jenni "JWoww" Farley: Sure, I'm messed up, but that's how flying houses go. People go a little nuts sometimes.

Carl Fredricksen: Why are you talking so close to me?

Jenni "JWoww" Farley: I miss the cameras.

[crying]

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: This place stinks. He doesn't even have any pickles.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: Yo, pass me a Haterade.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: He doesn't have it. All he has are hater-tots.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: Uh, I hate this refridge-hator.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: Hey, has anyone seen Pauly D?

Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio: Yo, who needs a need a tanning bed when you're this close to the sun. Mmm, smells like sausages.

Carl Fredricksen: You kids had better not-! Oh no.

[music plays]

Carl Fredricksen: Oh, Ellie, what have they done? They turned our house into an Italian-American meat factory.

Jenni "JWoww" Farley: Look everyone, a hot tub.

Carl Fredricksen: No, wait w- we're-

[screams]

Carl Fredricksen: 30,000 feet in the air.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: Ha, all I see are 2 feet in the air.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino: Yo, fool, she can't swim! Aah!!!

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: And you can't fly, poser!

Jenni "JWoww" Farley: Weeooh!

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino: S'up. Are you ready to go home now?

Jenni "JWoww" Farley: Shut up! (They both start fighting again)

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: Man, that's is one stupid situation.

[quack]

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: Yo, your phone is ringing, I'll get it. [he jumps into the hot tub] This house is atrocious!

Carl Fredricksen: Ellie, we're in luck. These kids are dropping like flies.

[screams]

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: What are you doing?

Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio: Blow drying my hair. Plus I like to yell when I get ready.

[screams]

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: We're coming up on South Beach. Maybe you should throw your chains overboard to act as an anchor.

Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio: Whatever you say.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: I didn't mean with you in it.

Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio: This is way better than blow-drying my hair.

Carl Fredricksen: We did it Ellie. It's back to you and me.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: Hey, pal. You wanna make out? We're about the same size.

Carl Fredricksen: Uh, have you tried the jacuzzi yet?

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: Oh ho ho, you have to be smarter than that to get rid of me.

[Carl looks at the audience, he kicks her out of his house, literally]

[screams]

Carl Fredricksen: Maybe Florida isn't such a bad idea after all.

[Carl's house lands at the center of Fossil Village.]

Carl Fredricksen: S'up folks. Let's party.

[cheers]

Trivia

 * There was a mistake outside, The Situation had no body.Pee.jpg
 * Ronnie was reading a MAD magazine.
 * Russell, Dug and Kevin did not appear in this.
 * Antagonists: The Jersey Shore Gang