Cliffordfield

This segment is a crossover of Clifford the Big Red Dog and Cloverfield.

This segment is from the episode Cliffordfield / Big Time Rushmore.

Plot
Clifford the Big Red Dog goes on a rampage in New York.

Characters

 * Clifford the Big Red Dog
 * Zack Martin/Dylan Sprouse
 * Cody Martin/Cole Sprouse
 * Carly Shay/Miranda Cosgrove
 * Sam Puckett/Jenette McCurdy
 * Freddie Benson/Nathan Kress
 * Kermit the Frog
 * Miss Piggy (Mentioned after breakup)
 * Sonny Monroe/Demi Lovato
 * Selena Gomez/Alex Russo
 * Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)
 * Hannah Montana (Mentioned)
 * Kevin Jonas
 * Joe Jonas
 * Nick Jonas
 * Sarge
 * Elmo
 * Big Bird (Mashed into Spongebob)
 * Oscar the Grouch
 * Bert

Transcript
(THE FOLLOWING FOOTAGE PARODIES THE MOVIE CLOVERFIELD. IF YOU DIDN'T SEE IT, YOU DIDN'T MISS MUCH. OF COURSE, THIS WON'T BE VERY GOOD EITHER._)

Disney and Nick Celebrities: Surprise!

Miranda Cosgrove/Carly Shay: Hey Zack and Cody, it's me, Carly.

Nathan Kress/Freddie Benson: ..and Freddie.

Jenette McCurdy/Sam Puckett: Hey, that's my part.

Freddie: *slaps* I just want to join everyone here and wishing you...

Disney and Nick Celebrities: Bon Voyage!

Carly: All your friends are here. Plus we invited you-know-who, because his girlfriend dumped him.

Kermit the Frog: WHY? Why would you serve bacon at a time like this? Hey, you're not taping over my American Idol audition tape, are you?

Freddie: Of course not! What do you think I am, stupid?

BZZT

Kermit: If you like it, then you should have put some green on it.

BZZT

Demi Lovato/Sunny Monroe: Good luck guys, I just wanted to say you're the- (RUMBLE!) That wasn't me. (BHHT!) OK, that was me.

Carly: Look! Out the window.

Clifford: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

(Title Card: Cliffordfield_)

Selena Gomez/Alex Russo: What's going on?

Freddie: Clifford thinks everyone wants to play!

AAAAAAHHHHHH!

CRASH! BZZT

Freddie: Oh, no! Hannah Montana! Not you! Miley, Hannah got splattered by a giant dog toy.

Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana: Oh, no! My wig! Why?! Whyhyhyhyhyhy?!

Zack Martin/Dylan Sprouse: How'd Clifford get so big?

Cody Martin/Cole Sprouse: It says he got that way from a lot of love.

Disney and Nick Celebrities: Aww.

(Cody turns the page.)

Cody: Ohh, and alot of nuclear waste.

Disney and Nick Celebrities: Eww.


 * roars* *crashes*

Joe: Look out, Zack!


 * crashes*

Cody: Yes! Maybe now I can win a Kid's Choice Award! Uhh, I mean *fake cries* poor Zack!

Freddie: Carly, what happened?

Carly: Something came off Clifford and attacked Sam!

Kevin: Oh, no! Giant fleas!

Nick: We need help! The army is on its way.

Sarge: What do you mean on its way? We been here for half an hour. Word is you got a big dog ar....AHHHHHHHH!!!! Look at the size of it! AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Nick: That's just a chihuahua. That's the big red dog.

(Clifford drools on the chihuahua, the Jonas brothers, and the toy soldiers)

(Scene goes to Sesame Street sign then pans down)

Elmo: AAAHHH--

Freddie: Please! Nobody panic!

Elmo: Who's panicking? This is just how we run. AAAAAHHHHH...

Big Bird: Don't let him get me! I'm a one of a kind children's character.


 * smashes*

Big Bird: (Big Bird smashed into SpongeBob): Ok. I see your point.

Oscar: Uh oh. I'm getting out of here.


 * gasps*

Oscar: What? It's from my mother's side.


 * whistle*


 * roars*

Freddie: We gotta get him away from everyone.

(A helicopter covers the Statue of Liberty with a red sheet, having Clifford think it's a fire hydrant.)

Freddie: Approximately 7 hours ago, Clifford the Big Red Dog appeared in Manhattan. This tape might be the only evidence--

BZZT

Kermit: If you like it, then you should have put some green on it. Ho ho ho ho ho ho.

BZZT

5-SECOND CARTOON

Kermit: If you like it, then you should have put some green on it. Ho ho ho ho ho ho.

Trivia.

 * Kermit's song is obviously a parody of the song Single Ladies.
 * There is a set by Fisher-Price which resembles the city being attacked by Clifford, released in April 2011.
 * Alfred E. Neuman appeared on the Statue of Liberty.
 * When Miley Cyrus' "wig" comes off, it is a reference to the Hannah Montana show where Miley wears a wig on stage to hide her true identity.
 * This is the first time Clifford destroys Sesame Street, despite Clifford the Big Red Dog and Sesame Street both air on PBS Kids.
 * When Clifford smashed Big Bird he looks like SpongeBob.
 * Bird Bird SpongeBob looks like the same one from WALL·E·NATOR.
 * The Marmaduke biliboard said "Marmapuke: Biggest, dumbest, funnest, fummest".
 * Antagonist: Clifford
 * Protagonist: Disney and Nick Celebrites
 * They have a wig clip, so Shyla.com cut the clip off.