Dog Mail

Transcripts Act 1
I don't care what you say, I'm not coming in

For the millionth time, I won't bite you. I just want my mail.

Just...say you won't promise you'll bite me

I promise I won't bite you

[punch]

Idiot

Transcripts Act 2
Ooh, a package. Who's it from?

Uh, Mr Frank Retriever

Frank Retriever? Hmm....

Frank Retriever. Really? You so deserve this

Transcripts Act 3
First off, I wanna thank you for coming. Between losing my ball then this diet got me down. Well, I haven't been myself lately and I hope you accept this as my apology

A new bag?

And I have your monohraph, MM

My name is Alan

Really? This whole time I thought it was mailman

Thanks

The least I can do for you.

Well, if you excuse me, I'll hit the hydren

Hmm, special dessert for the gentleman

I didn't order any-

[punch]

Haha, I knew your name was Alan