Yawn Carter

This segment is a take-off of John Carter.

This is from the episode Yawn Carter / Franklin & Crash.

Plot
After receiving a device from Matai Shang/Sinestro/Mark Strong, John Carter teleported to Mars. There he meets Marvin the Martian who dubs him "Yawn Carter" for his long winded boring back story. Marvin asks Carter for his help to fight their civil war, but Carter is reluctant since he would rather search for gold. Marvin's dog K-9 grabs Carter and takes him to their village. Seeing that he has survived the trip, it is declared that Carter has super powers that can be useful in the war. While there Carter is greeted by the princess Dejah Thoris, who informs him that she has be betrothed to J'onn J'onzz, a man she does not love. J'onzz has Carter arrested for fraternizing with Thoris. As punishment, Carter is pitted to a fight to the death with ravenous Bruno Mars. Carter manages to kill Mars, escape to the arena, and crash the wedding. However, Carter learns that the entire events were just an elaborate plan for Thoris to get an engagement ring. As Carter declares his feelings and gives her a diamond ring, Thoris teleports Carter back to Earth.

MAD References

 * RiOa

Characters

 * John Carter (Yawn Carter)
 * Martian Manhunter
 * Dejah Thoris
 * Marvin the Martian
 * K-9
 * Bruno Mars
 * Matai Shang/Sinestro
 * Hal Jordan
 * Anakin Skywalker

Transcript
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Trivia

 * Second time John Carter appeared on MAD.
 * Antagonists: Matai Shang (cameo at the cave as Sinestro and Himself), Bruno Mars, Dejah Thoris (at the end when she sent Yawn Carter back to Earth) and Martian Manhunter
 * Mark Strong plays two roles of Matai Shang in John Carter and Sinestro in Green Lantern.
 * Dejah Thoris sounds like Naomi Watts or Emily Mortimer.
 * Anakin Skywalker appeared not as Darth Vader appeared as himself saying Hey I Think You Steal One of My.
 * This sketch is a sequel or an alternate story to Star Blecch.
 * Two characters from Green Lantern appeared in this sketch, Sinestro appeared when he says he's in the wrong movie with the ring and then turns back into Matai Shang throwing his Sinestro hat away in which Mark Strong played in the film and Hal Jordan when he says No, After You and John Carter says Pardon me.
 * The song Bruno Mars sings is a parody of his song, The Lazy Song.
 * There was music playing from RiOa.
 * Hal Jordan got the same character of Ryan Reynolds from RiOa but wearing his Green Lantern costume.
 * When Marvin the Martian said that Mars needs moms, it references the 2011 Disney film, Mars Needs Moms.