Thread:Mrosem6/@comment-24040588-20140405031826/@comment-24040588-20140420161945

Charlie: (on Mariah's phone) Hey, Mariah, this is Charlie. I wanted to give you one last chance to live and be with me happy and junk, but you probably think dying from Barney is better than living with me. (hangs up)

Barney: What's it gonna be? Killed by me, Barney the Dinosaur, or living and hanging out with your friend Charlie? We could say our wedding vows before I kill you.

Charlie: (at home) I know she's going to be fooled by the evil dino, so I am just going to watch TV and pretend she died. (turns on TV)