User blog comment:Mrosem6/Harrigan/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130618220804/@comment-4578170-20130620031443

(Dials 911 on my cell phone)

911 Lady: 911, what's your emergency?

Me: Hi, a guy named, "Kevin Fedraline" is glued me to the ceiling, and is about to arrest me!

'''911 Lady: WHAT?! '''Not true! (hangs up) Send in the fire department and the police!

(A fire truck and three police cars come to my house)

Police Guard: (over the megaphone) DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, MR. FEDRALINE!