MAD Ask the Celebrity

Season 1

 * Episode 2 Trans-Bore-Mores, Groan Wars

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And now is time for Ask a Celebrity

Dear Miley Cyrus, Do you do anything special to prepare for a big show

To insure an electric performance, I rub cats on my felt and walk on a wool carpet.

Dear Simon Cowell, Why are you always so grouchy

Because my shoes are made of porcupines

But why are the porcupines so grouchy

Because we got Simon Cowell on our backs

Dear Shawn, How did you get your hair so long

Every morning I start fresh by putting puddy dough in my chess and lowering my arms


 * Episode 10 Class of the Titans, Zeke and Lex Luthor

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Now it is time for Ask a Celebrity

Dear Jonas Brothers, How do you guys stay so close

We'll we rehearse together

We go on vactions together

And we're a giant three-headed monster

[roars]

Dear Megan Fox,If you weren't an actress, what would you be?

I guess I'll be a dentist because I can always get the boys to say aah

Dear Jake Gyllenhaal, how do you spell your last name?

Gyle-no wait Gyll-no hang on Jille? Gille?

[roars]

Season 2

 * Episode 15 So You Think You Can Train Your Dragon How to Dance, Yo Gaggga Gagga

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Now it is time for Ask a Celebrity

Dear Solena Gomez, Do you have magical powers like you do on "Wizards of Waverly Place"?

I have the power to make people do what I command. You, drop that water. Do it or you're fired! Now get on your hands and knees and lick it up! Magic. Keep licking!

Dear Taylor Swift, Where do you keep all of your awards?

I keep them down here in my basement right next to all the people who didn't vote for me. [mockingly] I'm sorry I didn't vote for you Taylor [laughs]

Dear Jay-Z, What's been the greatest moment of your life so far?

Well there was this one concert, uh, I mean it was the day I married my beautiful and talented wife, Beyoncé. [whisper] It was the concert

I can hear you

It really was the concert