Thread:Mrosem6/@comment-50.15.207.11-20120813175557/@comment-50.15.207.11-20120815031013

(Back at the Channel 8 Action News studio...)

News Anchorman: What you said are both LIES! Let's run 'em through the lie detector! (Presses the "copy" button on the lie detector)

(A piece of paper comes out that says "He didn't cheat and they aren't real.")