Diary of a Wimpy Kid Icarus

This segment is a crossover between Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Kid Icarus.

This is from the episode Diary of a Wimpy Kid Icarus / Adjustment Burro.

Plot
Kid Icarus tries to survive the first day in a new school.

Characters

 * Pit
 * Pit's Mother
 * Donkey Kong
 * Mega Man
 * Pikachu
 * Sonic
 * Kirby
 * Mario
 * Luigi
 * Bowser
 * ToeJam
 * Earl
 * Wario
 * PaRappa the Rapper
 * Bomberman
 * Pac-Man
 * Blinky
 * Pinky
 * Inky
 * Clyde
 * Dr. Eggman (WARNING: NOBODY SAYS "ROBOTNIK" ANYMORE!)
 * Koopa Troopa
 * Waddle-Dee
 * Crash Bandicoot
 * Link
 * Ms. Pac-Man
 * Squirtle
 * Peach
 * Daisy
 * Zelda
 * Ganon
 * Earthworm Jim
 * Toad
 * Boo

Transcript
(Starts at Video Game School)

(Bell rings, and we see Megaman, Donkey Kong, Sonic, and Pikachu)

Megaman: Ah, Video Game School, where we strive to find what makes us unique!

(Cuts to Donkey Kong)

Donkey Kong: We're also making fun of anyone who's different! (Hurls a barrel at PaRappa)

(PaRappa is hit hard by the barrel, slamming him face down, and the gang laughs...)

Megaman: Man, cliques are awesome!

(...when Pit and his mom arrive from Heaven to Video Game School!)

Pit's Mother: Enjoy your first day, my angel! I know you're literally an angel, but you're also figuratively an angel, because you're my (Hugs Pit) special gift sent from Heaven! I gotta go because I don't wanna embarass you! Don't pick your nose too much. (Takes off, and Pit falls, while Megaman, Donkey Kong, Sonic, and Pikachu laugh)

Pit: I am Pit, just another classic video game character like you guys!

Megaman: Uh-huh! Yeah, we never heard of ya.

Pit: I'm from the game (Pulls out an NES copy of Kid Icarus) Kid Icarus.

Megaman: Oh-ho-ho! Yeah, we still don't know what you're talking about.

Donkey Kong: Nice dress, though! (Laughs alongside Megaman, Sonic, and Pikachu)

Pit: (In his head) For the record, Video Game School is the dumbest thing ever created.

(Title Card: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Icarus)

(Cuts to the halls of Video Game School, with the Pac-Man ghosts, Pac-Man, Dr. Eggman, and Koopa Troopa wandering about, with Pit behind a wall, and Megaman, DK, Sonic, and Pikachu standing still)

Pit: (In his head) I was off to a rough start, but I wasn't gonna settle for anything less than being in the "Cool Crowd".

(Kirby shows up)

Kirby: Hey there, buddy! Wanna be friends?

Pit: Uhhhhhhhhhh...

Kirby: Come on, we have tons in common. Plus, everyone else hates us!

Pit: No they don't! Wait, why do they hate YOU?

Kirby: I sorta used to eat people. (Spits out a Waddle Doo) I sorta still eat people.

Pit: Well, no one hates ME. I'M cool! I can fly, (flies), I shoot arrows, (Fires an arrow at Bowser) and, uhhhhhh, did I mention I could fly?

(The crowd arrives)

Megaman: How's it going, Spit? (The crowd laughs)

Pit: It's PIT!

Megaman: Listen, Zit, I hope you've got a lot of extra lives, or it's GAME OVER FOR YOU!

Pikachu: Alright, how do we take five on all the game wordplay here, huh?

Pit: Don't you mean, "hit pause"? (Laughs)

Megaman: (Pretends to punch Pit, and laughs) You won't even make it after ONE DAY! (The crowd walks away)

Pit: (In his head) And that's when it hit me. I could make it through this first day, then I could PROVE I belong here! First I show them how smart I am...

Ms. Pac-Man: Now the things you know before handling these flowers is?

Pit: Ooh, I know! To avoid the thorns, or else you'll prick your-- (Touches the fire flower) THIS IS THE WRONG KIND OF FLOWER! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Fireballs spread all over the place)

Trivia/Goofs

 * Ms. Pac-Man appeared in this segment. Her husband, Pac-Man, also appears in this segment. Pac-Man first appeared in Super 80's. And the ghosts (Inky, Binky, Pinky, and Clyde) also appeared.
 * This story would also be set in Game Central Station from the Disney film Wreck-It Ralph, which could be how the video game people came to video game middle school.
 * In the actual game of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Megaman didn't appear, Donkey Kong had no moves with barrels, and Zelda's Final Smash was an arrow, not Pit's.
 * Out of all the characters, Daisy was the most edited.
 * Link and Zelda looked like they did in Wind Waker and Phantom Hourglass.
 * Ms. Pac-Man, Pit's teacher, was in the dodgeball scene despite not being a student.
 * Antagonists: Mega Man, Donkey Kong, Pikachu, Sonic, Ganon, Wario, Bowser, Dr. Eggman, Inky, Binky, Pinky, and Clyde
 * Mario's M was lowercase, and Donkey Kong's tie was blue and missing the DK.
 * Donkey Kong holds barrels differently then in the real Super Smash Bros.
 * Koopa Troopa has 4 legs instead of 2. This is based off his Super Mario Bros. artwork instead of his modern design. A similar thing happens to Pac-Man in this skit.
 * Dr. Eggman was missing his goggles and was in the Eggmobile. This marks the first time Sonic's arch-nemesis has EVER appeared on MAD.
 * Squirtle is missing its tail.
 * Pikachu cannot talk in the real Pokémon games. Instead, he says his name and his battle cry. But, he does talk in the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon series.
 * Sonic didn't have a solo speaking part.
 * Wario looked like he did in WarioWare and Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
 * Pit's Mother is not a real character.
 * Video Game School included extra lives, "hit-pause", unlockable abilities, quests to complete, and of course, game over.
 * Rayman, Yoshi, Spyro, any Skylander, Spike from Ape Escape and any other were all left out. Maybe they went to Video Game School but left for another school?
 * Pit was in the same class as Kirby, ToeJam, Earl, Mario, Luigi, Link, Bomberman, PaRappa, and Crash.
 * Kirby represents Rowley, Pit represents Greg, Peach may represent Holly and Mega Man, Donkey Kong, Pikachu, and Sonic may represent the Whirley Street kids.
 * Avoiding touching the thorns is not the way to safely handle a Fire Flower.
 * Fire Flowers don't have thorns.
 * This is the first time Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Earthworm Jim, ToeJam, Earl, PaRappa, and other video game characters appeared on MAD.
 * In the scene where Pit's class is shown, they could be in Science class.
 * PaRappa wears a tank top, not a long sleeve shirt.