Thread:172.1.1.31/@comment-96.255.247.249-20130505191634/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130506135625

Here's a better list of attacks, that I use:

5: Making Solid (AKA the CHEATER!!) and Mariah (AKA the CHEATER'S SIBLING!!) get crushed flat on a wrecking ball between a giant lumberjack statue near the gas station, then a giant novelty fork on a pink-and-purple sign reading "The Zesty Fork RESTARAUNT NEXT EXIT", then a brown saloon-like building with orange letters reading "A HARD PLACE", then a rock, and repeated smashings between a rock and the "A HARD PLACE" building. (First appearence: The Simpsons Movie)

4: Ensuring that Solid and Mariah lose their brains during a total eclipse on Arbor Day while listening to the Marine Corps band playing Home on the Range and watching a badminton match between two guys named Ichabod. (First appearence: Garfield & Friends - Episode 204 - The Sludge Monster/Fortune Kooky/Heatwave Holiday)

3: Hypnotizing Solid and Mariah into becoming bagels. (First appearence: ALF - Episode 103 - Looking for Lucky) (DVD owners who never looked at the episode guide might confuse this as 106)

2: All of the above

1: All of the above, combined with a 9,999,999,999,999-year sentence in the hoosegow