Not a Fan a Montana

This segment is a parody of Hannah Montana.

This segment is from the episode Pooh Grit/Not a Fan a Montana.

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Plot
The segment begins with Miley Cyrus reading a wig magazine. She puts on her Hannah Montana wig and gets ready for the show only to find nobody there except 2 crickets. They say they all went to Justin Bieber. And after Miley looks at her fan mail, she decides to get rid of Justin Bieber. However, none of her plans work so she gives up. But then she finds out that her friend is Justin Bieber and her dad is Usher. She asks why they are doing this and Justin says because she hides her identity to her fans. Just then, Miley finds out a camera and sees they been filming her all this time. Justin gets nervous and tells the people who are watching her to watch out. They panicked and decided to blow up the world. The world blows up and the narrator says that one day the world will blow up because of Miley Cyrus. The segment ends with Justin Bieber driving a spacecraft.

Characters

 * Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus)
 * Person
 * Cricket #1
 * Cricket #2
 * Lilly Truscott (Justin Bieber in Disguise)
 * Girl
 * Justin Bieber
 * Usher
 * Billy Ray Cyrus (Usher in Disguise)
 * Billy Ray Cyrus (The Real One)
 * Elvis Presley
 * Woman
 * Johnson
 * Narrator

Transcript
(Scene begins with Miley Cyrus reading a Wig Fancy book)

(Somebody knocks on door)

Person: Miss Montana, it's showtime.

(Scene goes to curtains saying HM)

Hannah Montana: Who's ready to party in the U.S.-

(Curtain opens and crickets start chirping)

Hannah Montana: A.?

Cricket #1: Told you we should have gone to the Justin Bieber concert.

Hannah Montana: Justin Bieber? What about me?

Cricket #2: Sorry.

(Title Card "Not a Fan a Montana" appears with some music playing)

Miley Cyrus: Lilly, where did all my fans go?

Lilly Truscott: They're still here.

(Lilly grabs fan mail bag)

Lilly Truscott: Look at all this fan mail.

(Lilly picks a letter)

Lilly Truscott: "Dear Hannah Montana, have you ever met Justin Bieber?"

Miley Cyrus: What?

(Lilly throws letter away and grabs another one.)

Lilly Truscott: "Hannah, what's your favorite color? Mine is Justin Bieber"

Miley Cyrus: That doesn't even make sense.

(Lilly throws letter and pulls out girl)

Girl: Oh, my gosh, it's Justin Bieber.

(Girl pushes Miley and tries to kiss)

Miley Cyrus: I'm Hannah Montana.

Girl: Oh, sorry.

Miley Crus: Lilly, there's only one thing I can do.

Lilly Truscott: Fall down a well and get on the news?

Miley Cyrus: Hey, that's not a bad idea- wait, no. Get rid of Justin Bieber.

(Scene goes to Justin Bieber concert)

(Crowd is cheering)

Miley Cyrus: Looks like I'll be getting rid of you Justin time. Hee hee hee. Good thing I don't write my own material.

Justin Bieber: ♫ I Love every part of you. ♫

(Miley releases bag)

Justin Bieber: ♫ Tell you something. ♫

(Justin Bieber misses bag and instead hits Miley Cyrus.)

Miley Cyrus: Ooh!

(Scene goes to Justin Bieber with ski supplies going sking)

(Miley appears out of snowman)

Miley Cyrus: A little ski vacation, eh, Justin? Well, instead, get ready for a ski va...eh, I'll think of something later.

(Scene goes to Justin Bieber sking down moutain with Miley Cyrus following him.)

(Justin Bieber goes left down the hill and Miley goes straight into Deadly Drop.)

Miley Cyrus: (Still in air) I should have seen this coming.

(Miley falls down)

(Scene goes to Miley holding a box of Beib seed and pouring it onto floor)

Justin Bieber: Beep beep.

(Miley hides behind curtain and grabs box)

(Justin Bieber comes and eats seed in a bird way)

Justin Bieber: Beep beep.

(Justin Bieber runs away)

Miley Cyrus: No carbs, huh?

(Miley takes a seed and begins to eat it but then gets run over by a bus with its horn honking.) Miley Cyrus: (With bandage on head) Bieber's always once step ahead of me.

Lilly Truscott: I can't take it anymore, Miley. you're not the only one with a secret.

(Lilly pulls out head only to show Justin Bieber's head.)

Miley Cyrus: Lilly, you're adorable.

Justin Bieber: Miley, I'm Justin Bieber.

Miley Cyrus: What?! Daddy, did you hear what she said?

Usher: I did.

(Hannah (Miley)'s dad takes off head to show Usher's head)

Miley Cyrus: Usher? Oh, thank goodness, I though Billy Ray was my real dad.

Billy Ray: (In closet) Hey!

(Usher closes door to closet)

Miley Cyrus: I can't believe you hid this from me so long.

Justin Bieber: You started it. You've been lying to your fans for ages with your double identity.

Miley Cyrus: Yeah, but my fans don't know that. Wait a second, what's that?

(Suspense music plays)

Justin Bieber: Oh, it's nothing.

Miley Cyrus: Is that...a camera?

Justin Bieber: (Talking to watch) She's on to us. She's on to us.

(Scene goes to emergency control room)

Elvis Presley: Great scott!

Woman: She knows.

Elvis Presley: Johnson, abort. Abort.

Johnson: What does "Abort" mean?

Elvis Presley: Give up on plan "A" and go to plan "B."

Johnson: (Gasps) But that would mean...

Elvis Presley: We have no choice.

(Scene goes to man hesitating about pressing the "explode world" button but then presses it.)

(The world explodes)

Narrator: And just like the Ancient Mayans predicted, the world would one day end because of Miley Cyrus. Don't- don't look it up. Just trust me on this one.

(Justin Bieber is seen riding a spaceship)

Justin Bieber: Beep beep!

(Justin flies away and segment ends)

Trivia

 * Hannah was reading a wig fancy magazine at the beginning.
 * The girl appears in Hannah's fanmail and later in Justin Bieber's concert.
 * The posters at Bieber's concert said

1. We ♥ Justin

2. The Endierber is Nieber

3. A picture of Justin Bieber


 * Hannah Montana said a quote that Justin sounds like "Just in".
 * The ski building said "Where Are You sNOW? Ski Lodge or Bieber Garden."
 * The snowman Hannah was in was frowning.
 * There were 2 ways to go down the mountain

1. Happy Hill

2. Deadly Drop


 * The box that Hannah held said "Beib seed, Grow your own Beib."
 * In this segment Justin Bieber acted like Road Runner and Hannah Montana acted like Wile E. Coyote.
 * Hannah's bandage had a pink spot on it.
 * The end of the world the narrator explained probably meant what Harold Camping idiotically said about the end of the world coming on May 21, 2011.
 * Miley (not wearing her wig) told the fangirl that she was Hannah Montana, which is uncharacteristic of Miley because that would give away her identity, and how do we know the fangirl won’t tell anybody?
 * Antagonist: Planet Earth
 * The other buttons the man didn't push besides the Explode World button were

1. Cancel Season

2. Make Funnier

3. Go to Commercial

4. Staples