Talk:MAD Magazine/@comment-180.191.51.114-20111005072351

(Segment begins at the place Asgard) (Scene goes to somebody sleeping in bed snoring)

(Clock that says "9:29" turns into "9:30" and makes an alarm sound)

(Person in bed breaks it with hammer)

(Odin walks in and turns light off and on)

Arthor: Dad, I just want to sleep more.

Odin: You are a vain, greedy, and cruel boy.

(Arthor is heard snoring)

Odin: You aren't worthy. (Odin picks up hammer with power) And until you learn how to conduct yourself like

3 of 3Add photo an adult, I cast you off. (Odin gets a magic wand and casts it on Arthor's bed making him land in the middle of the desert) (Scene goes to Arthor getting up and Rango appearing)

Rango: Well, you just crash landed in dirt. who are you?

Arthor: I am a god. But you can call me Arthor. Yeah, I said it.

(Scene goes to title "arTHOR" with rain and thunder pouring.)

(Scene goes to Rango and Arthor trying to get a ride)

Rango: A god? Well, you must be invulnerable.

Arthor: Yes, but--

(A car's horn honks and runs over Arthor)

Arthor: It still hurts.

(Arthor gets up looking hurt)

Jane Foster: Is this yours?

(She picks up the dismembered arm)

Arthor: No, but I think I know whose it is. I'll just hold it for him.

(Scene goes to "Dirt Dinner")

Jane Foster: I can't believe you're a god from another world.

Arthor: So? I can't believe you took a job with Ashton Kutcher. Doesn't mean it ain't true.

Jane Foster: You seem so un-godlike.

Arthor: That's because my dad cut me off from my power until I learn how to act more responsibly.

Jane Foster: Like how?

Arthor: You know, get a job, marry my fiancee, pick up a check every now and then.

Tammy: I'll take the bill whenever you're ready.

(Arthor begins to slide the bill to Jane)

Arthor: (Whistles)

(Arthor slides it to Jane again)

Arthor: Ahem.

(Scene goes to "Jim's Boxing Gym" with a bell dings)

(Arthor is seen warming up by punching)

Rango: Arthor, we need to find you a job.

Arthor: I'm taking boxing lessons from my new friend Captain America.

Captain America: You looking for a job? Maybe you could join S.H.I.E.L.D like me.

Arthor: Oh, but I don't have a shield like you.

Captain America: You don't need a shield, it's just a name.

Arthor: I have wings like you. I could join a group called Wings if you'd like.

(Short silence)

Rango: He, uh, he don't got to be smart for this job, does he?

(Scene goes to S.H.I.E.L.D's headquaters building)

Phil Coulson: So you have what it takes to join S.H.I.E.L.D, but your references are a girl you just met and a chameleon.

Chameleon: Whoops.

(Chameleon changes into Rango)

Rango: (Acting nervously) This is definitely not a secret plan to infiltrate S.H.I.E.L.D, by the way. (Laughs nervously)

Phil Coulson: Oh. Well, ok, then. You're in.

Rango: Now you just have to marry your fiancee.

Arthor: But I don't love her, Rango. I love Jane.

(Arthor holds Jane's hands and little hearts appear near Jane)

Rango: Then we'll just have to explain it to her.

Arthor: That's not going to be easy.

Rango: Well, why not?

(Rumbling can be heard)

(Arthor and Rango see through the window)

Arthor: That's my fiancee.

(Scene goes to a Big robotic monster wrecking the city)

Big Robotic Monster: (Growls)

Rango: Whoa! Is that an enchanted suit of armor?

Arthor: Yeah, her mother wore it at her wedding, now she wants to wear it at ours. Blah blah blah.

(Scene goes to the Big Robotic Monster wrecking the city)

Rango: Uh, excuse me. I know this isn't easy to hear, but Arthor loves someone else now.

(Big Robotic Monster opens helmet and shoots flames at Rango, leaving him burned)

Arthor: Are you ok?

(Rango falls down not saying a word)

Jane Foster: Arthor, help!

(Scene goes to the Big Robotic Monster with Jane in its hand onto a constuction site building)

Jane Foster: Save me! Aah!

(Scene goes to Mario and Donkey Kong eating lunch)

Arthor: Excuse me, sir. I need to borrow this.

(Scene goes to Arthor trying to save Jane in a Donkey Kong (Video Game) style; also, video game sounds are heard)

(Arthor saves Jane and Big Robotic Monster climbs up stairs.)

(Arthor jumps down to Rango and Phil Coulson)

Jane Foster: You did it, Arthor.

Arthor: Now my power can be restored.

(Hammer falls on Arthor's head)

Arthor: Thanks, dad.

(Segment ends)

5-Second CartoonEdit (5-Second Cartoon segment begins with Arthor, Jane, Rango and Phil, basically where we left off) Arthor: Isn't there supposed to be a special cameo or something after the credits?

Phil Coulson: Sorry, we ran out of money in the budget.

(The crew walks away)

(Meanwhile, the scene goes to a mysterious person looking like Nick Fury facing backwards only revealing a bald head and jacket)

Crowd: (Cheers)

(Mysterious Person that looks like Nick Fury turns around only to see Alfred's head.)

Crowd: Oh.

(Segment ends again)