User blog comment:MADBIGRED/The Notepad and Tony the Talking Clock/@comment-4578170-20140208023558/@comment-24040588-20140217013845

(lights flick on, and Barney is standing there)

Narrator: You are horrified by the giant mutant creature standing in front of you. You turn around and run away.

Barney: I am a goofy murderous monster.