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Here's the transcripts for both fanon Mike Wartella skits from this episode:

WARNING: BOTH ARE FANON AND NEVER REAL. PERIOD.

-Van Gogh Looks For a Knife in the Store-

Vincent Van Gogh: Excuse me, do you know where I can find a knife?

Clerk: Silverware aisle.

Van Gogh: Thanks.

Clerk: HANG ON-- why do you need a knife?

Van Gogh: My ear is getting me in trouble 24/7. I need to get rid of it.

Clerk: (Gasps) WHAT A HORRIBLE THOUGHT!

-Snake Nets-

(A snake falls into a Snake Net)

Snake: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOIIIIIIIING?

Scientist: I say the testing of our new Snake Nets are a complete success!

Assistant: Can't wait to market them!