Thread:Mrosem6/@comment-24040588-20131207034556/@comment-24040588-20131209042320

Wait one gosh darn minute! *rewinds time* Let us do the math here: I am in a car driving 50 miles per hour on a high way, pretty much driving around the Earth. You have no idea where I am, and even if you did, I would be too fast for you to get. You may even get run over by my van, Brain. Even if you did get on the car, the doors are locked, so you could not get in through the window or opening the door. And opening a door of a van going 50 miles per hour from the outside will probably lead to some gore.

In conclusion, there are few logical means you can find barney. If you excuse me, I must stop my van here in Californina to get a celebrity map. Have fun with your hopeless plans!