Snott Pilgrim vs. the Wonderful World of Disney

This segment is a crossover of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

This segment is from the episode Snott Pilgrim vs. the Wonderful World of Disney / Malcolm in the Middle Earth.

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Plot
Snott Pilgrim must battle the seven dwarfs in order to date Snow White.

Characters

 * Snott Pilgrim (Scott Pilgrim)
 * Alfred E. Neuman (Kimberly Pine)
 * Stephen Stills
 * Knives Chau
 * Ramona Flowers
 * Snow White
 * Happy
 * Sleepy
 * Bashful
 * Sneezy
 * Grumpy
 * Doc
 * Dopey
 * Ariel

Transcript
[public domain music plays]

Stephen Stills: Snott! Snott Pilgrim!

Snott Pilgrim: Uh, what?

Stephen Stills: I thought we said no more girlfriends at rehearsal. I mean first there was Knives, then Flowers, and now Snow.

Snott Pilgrim: You should've seen her before the makeover. [a picture of Snow White] Much better, huh.

Snow White: How did you get in this picture?

Snott Pilgrim: Oh, I move around alot.

Snow White: You're an awesome boyfriend, Snott.

Snott Pilgrim: Hey, it's just great to date a girl without seven evil exes.

Snott Pilgrim: Well, the thing is--

Doc: Snott Pilgrim, step away from our princess!

[rock and roll music plays as the title card appears, Snott Pilgrim vs. the Wonderful World of Disney]

Snott Pilgrim: I'm not gonna fight a bunch of old [bleep]

[all gasp]

Grumpy: Did he said the M word?

Happy: Munchkin?

Grumpy: No, the other one.

Snott Pilgrim: I said old men. I don't even know why they bleeped it.

Doc: Dwarves begin musical attack!

Dwarfs: Hohaah!

Snott Pilgrim: Oh, no you don't.

[music plays, the music creates a broom with arms, the dwarfs music grabs the broom and smacks Snott with it when he lands in the mine he crashes]

Doc: Meet the first three moody dwarves. Sleepy, Bashful, and Sneezy. Attack!

Sneezy: Achoo!

[wump]

Snott Pilgrim: Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! [Snott has an idea, then a light bulb appears] Nosy dwarf, meet nasal spray.

[splurt]

Sneezy: Thanks, that's actually much bet--

[he punches Sneezy, then he turns into diamonds]

Snott Pilgrim: Oh, cool, diamonds.

Grumpy: Get your hands off those diamonds.

Snott Pilgrim: Grumpy, eh? Well I got enough grr to make you Lumpy. [he punches him and turns Grumpy into diamonds]

Doc: Enough grr to make you Lumpy? That doesn't even make sense.

Snott Pilgrim: Neither is you dating Snow.

Snow White: He does have a Ph.D.

Doc: Yeah, in kick-butt-thology.

Snott Pilgrim: Wait, I can't hit a guy with glasses.

Doc: Oh, well, I'll take them off.

[Doc hits himself in the face with his pickake, then he turns into diamonds]

Snott Pilgrim: So, can we grab a slice or something?

Snow White: Not until you face Dopey.

Snott Pilgrim: Here we- hey, you have big ears like I do, and do you wear a hat because you got scraggly hair? Yeah, that's what I thought, I do too. Hey, thanks.

Snow White: Um, aren't you going to fight him for me?

Snott Pilgrim: Actually, I like this other girl now. This is really nice. You wanna listen to some records or something?

Ariel: Sure, but first you have to defeat my seven deadly seas.

Snott Pilgrim: I gotta stop dating. [the seven deadly seas attack Snott just as the segment ends]

Snot Pilgrim

 * Age: Might as well be six.
 * Fun Fact: Not actually a pilgrim.

Grumpy

 * Age: What do you care?!
 * Disposition: Do you have to ask?

Doc

 * Status: Are you still reading this?

Trivia

 * Alfred E. Neuman appeared as Kimberly Pine.
 * Snott was fighting only six dwarfs, but Happy, the missing dwarf, did appear in the episode. He was the one that said, "Munchkins?"
 * The picking up the diamonds was a parody of the movie when he was SPOILERS picking up coins.
 * When he was making up with Dopey is a parody when he was SPOILERS making up with Nega Scott﻿.
 * The way Snott says to Grumpy that he "has enough GRR to make you lumpy" and Doc saying that doesn't even make any sense is a parody of when he was SPOILERS saying to Todd Ingram "You used to be ve-gone, but now you will be gone" and Todd not understanding Scott's lame pun.
 * Snott Pilgrim's name was pronounced Snott, but in the movie, it was pronounced Scott.
 * Antagonist: Sneezy, Grumpy, Doc, and Snow.