Talk:The Flash & the Furious / Saved by Adele/@comment-4085761-20130704101753

Monday, July 15, 2013: Drawn Together house, 6:30 PM

(We see a telephone on a wall.  Next to the telephone is a sign on the wall that is shaped like a telephone with the word "PHONE" on it and an arrow pointing to the telephone.  Spanky Ham from Drawn Together comes in while pushing a stool to the phone, climbs up it, and sits on the stool.  He picks up 'the phone receiver 'and puts it to his ear.  He dials Cartoon Network's phone number: (404)-878-0694.  We hear ringing in the receiver for a few seconds, and after that, a voice is heard on the phone.)

Voice on phone: ''Good afternoon. This is Cartoon Network. What can we do for you?''

Spanky Ham: (on phone)  Yes, I would like to place an order for another episode of MAD Season 4. It's called "The Flash and the Furious / Saved by Adele". "The Flash and the Furious" will be a crossover between the Flash and the Fast and the Furious and "Saved by Adele" will a crossover between Saved by the Bell and Adele.

Voice on phone: ''Congratulations. You're the lucky guy to place an order for "The Flash and the Furious / Saved by Adele", which would be the next episode of MAD Season 4. This episode will deliver on Monday, July 22, 2013 after MAD takes a break for a couple of weeks.''

Spanky Ham: (on phone)  I'm not a guy, I'm an Internet-downloaded pig. Oh, and by the way, I'm waiting for Steven T. Scarbary to get back from Daytona Beach, Florida.

Voice on phone: ''Alright, sir, whatever you say. Thank you for 'ordering "The Flash and the Furious / Saved by Adele'''", which would be the next episode of MAD Season 4. And another thing: Right after this episode of MAD Season 4 comes "'The Great Batsby / Big Time Gold Rush'''" which would be also delivered on Monday, July 29, 2013. "The Great Batsby" will be a crossover between the Great Gatsby and Batman and "Big Time Gold Rush" will be a crossover between Big Time Rush and ''Gold Rush.

Spanky Ham: (on phone)  Thank you for the compliment. I will wait for those two new episodes of MAD Season 4 after MAD takes a two-week break and I'm waiting for Steven T. Scarbary to get back from Daytona Beach, Florida.

Voice on phone: Thank for calling Cartoon Network and ordering two new episodes of MAD Season 4.

(Spanky Ham hangs up the phone receiver.)

Wooldoor Sockbat: Who was that, Spanky?

Spanky Ham: (gets down from the stool)  I called Cartoon Network and they're ordering two new episodes of MAD Season 4 after MAD takes a two-week break.

Wooldoor Sockbat: Good for you, Spanky. And another thing: Did you say we're waiting for Steven T. Scarbary to get back from Daytona Beach, Florida?

Spanky Ham: Sure, I did, Wooldoor. You and me are waiting patiently since Xandir learned how to speak Braille.

(Cutaway to Xandir P. Whipplebottom sitting on a park bench with a blind guy and his seeing-eye dog.)

Xandir: Hey, bump, bump, no bump, bump, three vertical bumps, four bumps and a square. (The blind guy chuckles.)

Blind guy: Yeah, I've heard they all look alike.