Avaturd

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This segment is a parody of Avatar.

This segment is from the episode Avaturd, CSiCarly.

Plot
The segment starts at Pandora. Quartich explains the Na'vi characteristics. The guy who was originally scheduled to control the avatar died of a cat allergy. At first, they decided to send The A-Team but they wouldn't fit in the pod. So Quartich decides to take Jake Smelly. Jake Smelly went inside the pod and appeared as a Na'vi on the planet. Everything on the planet was blue. Then he was chased by Blue and was saved by a girl named Neytiri. Jake discovers that her people live under the Tree of Souls. They also live under the clan leader (Papa Smurf), the spiritual leader (Grover) and the music leader (Keyboard Cat). When Keyboard cat plays a song, Jake falls asleep. He wakes up back at Pandora with Parker reminding him to find the precious mineral known as Stupidnamium. After Jake catches a banshee and is covered with banshee poop, he confesses that his body is just his Avatar. After that, he tells Neytiri’s people that the sky people want to destroy their Tree of Souls, but its too late. Quartich betrays Jake and tries to destroy him with his Bluetendo. Neytiri then kills the general and then takes Human Jake to the ICU. Neytiri’s people decide to make Jake their king. The segment ends with Keyboard Cat playing a song.

Characters

 * Jake Smelly (Jake Sully)
 * Neytiri
 * Miles Quartich
 * Dr. Grace Augustine
 * Parker Selfridge
 * Blue
 * Papa Smurf
 * Grover
 * Keyboard Cat
 * Rafiki

Transcript
Colonel Miles Quaritch: Welcome to Pandora. This is a Na'vi avatar. They are fierce and they are savage. Just don't tap on the glass, cause it freaks 'em out. [Cat Yowls] Now, the guy who was scheduled to take this avatar died from a cat allergy.

Jake Smelly's brother: Ah! [Splat]

Quartich: So instead we're going with his brother, Jake Smelly.

Dr. Grace Augustine: Is that the best the military can do?

Quartich: Well, we were gonna send the A-Team, but they wouldn't fit in the pod.

{A-Team Grunting}

B.A. Baracus: Ooh I pity the pod.

Dr. Grace: Uhh, better send Smelly.

Quartich: Man your pod, Smelly, and good luck.

[Title comes up with Jake Smelly na'vi's eyes "Avaturd"]

Jake Smelly [With Australian accent]: Wow, I look just like the Na'vi. Dr. Grace how did you duplicate them so perfect-

Dr. Grace [as a m&m]: What? It took a few tries to get it right, ok? Luckily everything on this planet is- [Gasps} [pointing at creature] Blue! Run Jake!

Blue: [Roars]

Dr. Grace: [Farts] uhh. I think i just crapped in my shell.

[Blue chases Jake Smelly's Avatar]

Neytiri: [punches Blue with a stick, Grunting]

Blue: [Squealing]

Jake Smelly: Obviously you're more of a cat person.

[Neytiri jumps down]

Neytiri: I am Neytiri of the Na'vi. We are a peaceful clan who are at one with nature.

Jake Smelly: Clearly.

[Scene goes to Blue who is badly damaged and insects buzzing over it]

Neytiri: These are my people. We live under the tree of souls with our clan leader, our spiritual leader...

Grover: Ahh!

Neytiri:-and our music leader.

[Keyboard Cat plays a song]

[Jake Smelly goes down]

Neytiri: Everyone's a critic.

[Scene goes back to Pandora]

Jake Smelly: Why did you bring me back?

Parker Selfridge: To remind you, your mission is help us obtain this precious mineral known as stupidnamium.

Jake Smelly: Stupidnamium? What moron came up with that?

[Scenes goes to Alfred picking studpidnamium out of the 3 words.]

[Scene changes with a cat saying meow]

Neytiri: In order to fly, you must join with the banshee that chooses you.

Jake Smelly: How will i know which one chooses me?

Neytiri: It will try and kill you.

[gunshot]

["Terminator" - like music plays]

[Boing]

Banshee: [Yelps]

Jake Smelly: I got him when he wasn't looking.

Neytiri: That's not exactly what I meant, but the job is done.

[Scene changes with a cat saying meow]

Neytiri: Your initiation is finished.

Jake Smelly: Is that ceremonial paint?

Neytiri: No. It's Banshee poo. It's all over the place, and we don't know what to do with it.

[Banshee poops on Neytiri's face]

Jake Smelly: I---I must confess something Neytiri. This body is just my avatar.

Neytiri: Where is your real body?

Jake Smelly: Safely protected in the transpod.

[Scene goes to Parker writing stuff on Jake's face.]

Jake Smelly: Everyone, listen.

I know I've been here for 3 months and probably should have mentioned this earlier, but the sky people want to destroy your--

[laser shoots structure]

tree. Guess I should of put that on top of the list.

[Scene goes to Jake Smelly's To Do list. Also Na'vi are grumbling]

Quartich: Step aside, Smelly. You had your chance.

Jake Smelly: Is that your latest military robot, Quartich?

Quartich: No. It's the Bluetendo actually. Got it for my birthday.

[Scene goes to the Bluetendo whirring and then punches Jake]

Jake Smelly: Uhh!

[Jake crashes to his human body]

Human Jake: [Moans and hugs Na'vi Jake Smelly]

Quartich: Hello, Kitty.

Neytiri: [Hisses]

Quartich: You can hiss all you want, but I'm protected inside this robotic suit.

Neytiri: What?

Quartich: [Opens door] I said--

[Arrow hits Quartich]

Quartich: Oh. I see what happened.

[Bluetendo crashes on Jake]

Neytiri: Jake!

[Neytiri hugs human Jake]

Human Jake: ICU.

Neytiri: I see you

Human Jake: No, Get me to the ICU.

Neytiri: Oh. Uh, of course.

[sirens approaching]

[Scene goes to the Na'vi praying Jake Smelly]

Papa Smurf: You saved us, Jake Smelly, and as a thank you we will make you our king.

[Rafiki holds up Jake Smelly, light shines on him]

[Scene ends with Keyboard Cat playing a song]

Trivia
1. Owned!
 * At the beginning, there were stores and restaurant like Penny's (Parody of Denny's), BigBuck's Coffee (Parody of Starbucks), and Mal-Wart (Using the 1980s entrance, backward interpreted and parody of Walmart).
 * When the guy died from a Cat allergy, the poster behind him said House Passes Trade Bill.
 * If you look closely at the background you can see a Na'vi cutting grass.
 * When Jake turns as a Na'vi, you can see a sign saying Keep Off Grass and Laundry in the background.
 * The 3 words for the mineral were Alfredeneumium, Boogernite, or Stupidnamium.
 * When the Banshee shoots a gun, Terminator-like music is played.
 * Sometimes the scenes changes with a cat saying meow.
 * Neytiri painted a tic-tac-toe on Jake's body with banshee poo.
 * Some of the stuff Parker wrote on Jake's face were

2. Tic-tac-toe

3. Fangs

4. Snot coming off his nose.

5. a line over a graph 1. Play with string
 * Jake's to do list included

2. Give self bath

3. Warn about tree
 * If you look at the background when Quartich appears, you see the sign Slow Destruction Zone.
 * Quartich's controllers were Wii controllers.
 * Everything on this planet is blue.
 * Antagonist: Miles Quartich