Thread:172.1.1.31/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130302193705/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130302200416

-PART 2A-

Well, here we are at the drive-thru line, me and her,

Cars in front of us, cars in back of us, all just waiting to order,

There's a midian in a Volvo, with his brights on behind me,

I lean out the window and scream "Hey, what you tryin' to do, BLIND ME?"

My wife said "Maybe we should park, we could just go eat inside",

I said "I'm wearing BUNNY SLIPPERS, so I ain't leavin' this ride!"

Now the woman on the speakerbox, she said "Can I take your order, please?"

I said, "Yes, indeed, we certainly can, we'd like 2 hamburgers with onions and cheese!",

And my wife says "Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind, I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich instead this time",

I said "You always get a cheeseburger", she said "That's not what I'm hungry for",

I put my head in my hands and scream, "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!"

The voice on the speaker says, "I don't have all day", I say "Then take our order and we'll be on our way! I wanna get a chicken sandwich, and I want a cheeseburger too",

She's like, "You want onions on that?", I said "Yeah, I already said that I do, plus we need curlyfries, and DON'T YOU DARE FORGET IT, and 2 medium root beers - no, just 1, we'll split it!", then I said "I'm guessing you're probably not too bright, so read me back my order, let's make sure you got it right."

She says "1: You want a CHICKEN SANDIWCH, 2: You want a CHEESEBURGER, 3: CURLY FRIES and a LARGE ROOT BEER", "STOP! Don't go no further! I never ordered a large root beer, I said MEDIUM, NOT LARGE!"

Then she says "We're having a special - I supersized you at no charge."

''"Oh"... and that's all I could say was "Oh", then she said "Now there's something else, that I really thing you should know, we have unlimited refills for just a quarter more",''

I said "Great, except we're at the drive-thru, so what would I want that for?"

(PART 2B COMING SOON)