User blog:Mrosem6/Mike Teavee (Song)

Lyrics
Barney: The most important thing...that we ever learned!

The most important thing we learned

Mr. Electric: As far as children are concerned

Buzz Lightyear: Is never never let them near...a television set!

Patty Farrell: Or better still just don't install the idiotic thing of all!

Mariah: Never never let them!

Milli: Never never let them!

*Barney hums, then rock music plays*

Geo: Never never let them!

Bot: Never never let them!

Mariah: It rots the senses in their head!

Barney: It keeps imagination dead!

Mr. Electric: It clogs and clutters up the mind!

Milli: It makes a child so dull and blind!

Geo: So dull and blind!

Bot: So dull and blind!

Barney: It can no longer understand a fairy tale in Fairy Land!

Mariah: A Fairy Land! (x2)

Patty Farrell: His brain becomes as soft as cheese!

Mr. Electric: His thinking powers rust and freeze!

Barney: Cannot think he only sees!

Everyone: And just like little Mike Teavee, Bill Nye Fanboy watches 2 hours or 3!

Barney: 2 hours or 3!

Mr. Electric: We have to tell his mom

Mariah: Tell his mom (x5)

Everyone: We have to tell his mom that's he's grounded for TV!

And if he i-i-i-i-is,

Patty Farrell: He'll be mad!