The Celebrity Ape-rentice

This segment is a crossover of The Celebrity Apprentice and Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

This segment is from the episode Demise of the Planet of the Apes/The Celebrity Ape-rentice.

Plot
See how Donald Chimp will run the new ape empire.

Characters

 * Man
 * Scientist
 * Donald Chimp
 * Caesar
 * Donkey Kong
 * Mojo Jojo
 * King Kong

Transcript
Man: There's a lot of money writing on this. You say these apes are geting smarter but how can we be sure?

Scientist: Well we start by testing them with puzzles,then with coordination,then of course on Monkey Monkey Revolution. (Scene goes to Mojo Jojo doing Monkey Monkey Revolution) {C Man: And that's enough.

Scientist: No! But if they pass all three, then we send them to this guy.

(Scene goes to random clips of the city of apes with Donald Chimp walking in slow-motion, then the title card appears, The Celebrity Ape-Rentice)

(Scene goes to Donald Chimp's office with Caesar, Donkey Kong, and Mojo Jojo sitting at his table with him )

 Donald Chimp  : All right, listen up. Caesar, Donkey Kong, Mojo Jojo, you're all well-known apes but only of you is smart enough to help me take over the planet. So we'll start by making each of you a team captain. let's take this outside.

(Scene cuts to a construction site)

 Donald Chimp  : We're standing here on the future site of my next chimp tower. Now after the ape revolution, there's gonna be a lot of jobs to fill. Some Glamorous, Some Not-So Glamorous. What I need is a good project manager, who's good at lifting barrels,(Donkey Kong stands high up and smiles) rolling barrels,(Donkey Kong laughs a little) and getting things under budget. That's why I'm giving this task... to Caesar. (Donkey Kong get disapointed and Caesar happily agrees with it)

( Scene cuts to a fireplace mantels with Donkey Kong talking to the viewer )

 Donkey Kong  : What? Oh come on! I would kill at this task! it's what I do! I- Aw man, I hate things like this!

(Scene cuts back to a construction site)

 Donkey Kong  : Hey Caesar, (Camera rolls on to Caesar onscreen relaxing) think there's any room on Team Caesar for a big guy like me?

 Caesar  : (takes of his sunglasses and starts getting angrily annoyed to reply) NOOOOOOOOOO! (Camera rolls to Donkey Kong getting depressed, then cut back to the fireplace mantels) In high and sight, yes. I think I overreacted but hey! I'm new to this speaking thing.

(Scene cuts back to Donald Chimp's office)

 Donald Chimp  : Mojo Jojo, the new world's gonna need a lot of things, leaders, cops a system of government,

 Mojo Jojo  : Yes, buncher. Me, Mojo Jojo, know exactly what you've done a chimp for setting out to do in this lobe and eventual takeover of the planet from all the humans, not to mention 3 annoying superhuman demo trojans. And I, Mojo Jojo, would like superior interacting, and a selection of war will be the perfect choice of apes to build the state of capitals and planet and whatever capacity you've done with chimpsy fit to be still on this perfect primate for yor president,king or CDO.

Donald Chimp : I want your team to make peaces

(Scene cuts back to the fireplace mantels )

 Mojo Jojo  : I am scratching my brain, not for ideas, but to make sure I've heard that imbecile caratere.

(Scene cuts back to the fireplace mantels with Donkey Kong holding mario's pizza recipe)

Donkey Kong : The perfct pizza recipe, given to me, I'll be if I force by the mario brothers.(rips the recipe in half)complete waste! why was that not my task? it's like I kidnapped a princess in the past life or something! oh wait.

(Scene cuts back to Donald Chimp's office)

Donald Chimp : Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong : Yes, Mr. Chimp?

Donald Chimp : I need you to open and operate a succesful school for swimming lessons.

Donkey Kong :(turns back) You know apes can't swim, right?

Donald Chimp : What did you say? Did I hear you right? 'cause I got news for you. The planet of the apes,isn't gonna be all scientists and soldiers you know, there are gonna be a lot of humans to replace. We're gonna need delivery apes, masseuse apes, apes that work in stores to sell only irish things, and each challenges are tell me who's up to the task. I'm sorry donkey kong.

Donkey Kong <span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">: Aww Don't do it!

<span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Donald Chimp <span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">: I have no choice.

<span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Donkey Kong <span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">: Mr. Chimp

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; margin-top: 1em; margin-bottom: 1em;"><span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Donald Chimp <span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">: But to say

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;"><span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Donkey Kong <span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">: We should work this out.

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;"><span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Donald Chimp <span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">: (thinks to himself) You're fired.

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;"><span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Donkey Kong <span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">: Ohhhh! that does it!(picks up his cell phone) I'm calling my brother!

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;"><span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">(King Kong Breaks Through the Wall)

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;"><span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Donald Chimp <span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">: King Kong!(King Kong Grabs Him)take your paws off me you very large but otherwise reasonable ape.

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;"> (King Kong takes him up the building and an airplane follows through him)

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;"><span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Donald Chimp <span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">: (his hair gets blown by the wind) My Hair! you broke me my hair!

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;"><span style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">(King Kong looks at the airplane which destroys him, he then falls off while donald screams and they crash towards the ground, Caesar, Donkey Kong, and Mojo Jojo look at them )

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal; margin-top: 1em; margin-bottom: 1em;"> Donkey Kong  : Looks Like the planes got him

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;"> Caesar  : No, it wasn't the planes, it was beauty that killed the beast.

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; font-style: normal;"> Mojo Jojo  : (looking at Donald's death) no! it was the planes! definitely the planes.

Trivia

 * Antagonist: Donald Chimp & King Kong
 * This skit is similar to Criminal Minecraft.
 * The Dance Dance Revolution music was similar to the music in Donkey Strong.
 * Donkey Kong said apes can't swim, but he can swim in games.
 * Donkey Kong is missing the DK on his tie.