Talk:Rejected/@comment-99.26.129.126-20120508211034/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130210172517

And here's the transcript, if it ever happens in an upcoming episode of MAD.

Announcer: Skylanders - they have their place on the Portal of Power, but here are some Rejected ones that never go on there! Tree Wreck! Always falls apart into boards of wood.

(Tree Wreck falls apart)

Tree Wreck: Oh no, not again!

Kid: Seriously, this stuff never happened to Stump Smash and Tree Rex!

Tree Wreck: I wonder how this little pod works...

Kid: Well?

Announcer: Chop Crap! Destroys himself with the sword instead of Chompies and the like.

(Chop Crap stabs himself and he collapses, then Eye-Brawl comes in)

Eye-Brawl: Not again! This is, like, the 392nd time you've done that today.

Announcer: Gill Flunk! Sprays himself with water.

Gill Flunk: (Fires water cannon) No, the other way! THE OTHER WAY! (Collapses)

Gill Grunt: Eh, my Water Cannon works better.

Announcer: Drill Private! A million times lamer than Drill Sergeant.

Drill Private: So, I charge like this? (Charges the wrong way)

Drill Sergeant: NO NO NO! Like THIS! (Charges the correct way) You oughta work on your charging!

Announcer: And Cold Head! Always on ice.

(Cold Head shoots FREEZING OIL)

Arkeyan: Freezing oil? Are you kidding? That doesn't even exists!

Cold Head: Sorry, I'm just on ice. (Shoots an ice cube at the Arkeyan)

Arkeyan: OW!!!! That HAD to hurt...

(Cuts to all 48 of the Skylanders)

Announcer: Rejected Skylanders - (cuts to the rejected guys) The only ones never to place on the Portal of Power.

(5-Second Cartoon)

Announcer: Stealth Whatever! So boring, it'll kill me to describe her.

Trigger Happy: C'mon, you gonna show yourself or not?