Flunco!

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Hi Everyone! Willie Wizard Here With More Fantastic Products From Your Friends At Flunco! Ever Have Your Hands Full And Thought "How Am I Going To Hold More Stuff?" Well Worry No More Now That There's Gripples! An Extra Set Of Hands Here To Your Chest! Looking For Something To Keep Your Family Safe! Only One Thing Comes To My Mind! Bulletproof Security Farts. Farts So Thick They Leave A Seel To Protect Your Loved Ones. Hey This Is Fun! I Like You! So I'm Going To Throw In a Free Wet Bat. It Never Dries Thanks To Nuclear Aquanology! Plus If You Dont Blink Of The Next 10 Minutes,We'll Throw In A Bottle Of Maximum Strength Germ Murder! Get Rid Of Those Discusting Germs With Just One Spray! Did I Say Spray? I Ment Shot. So Drastic! And If You're Stil Watching Try The New Time Pukin'z. Simply Puke Through The Capsle And Send Your Puke Back To Any Point In History. For Score Of 7 Years... Yuck! Well That Speech Is To Long Anyway. Once Again That's The Gripples,The Bulletproof Security Farts,The Wet Bat,The Germ Murder,And The Time Pukin'z. All Waiting For You Right In This Trash Can From Flunco!