The Reading Womb

Transcripts
Some products claimed that your baby will be reading in a year

I'm using my noodle

We say "Why wait?"

[record stops]

Introducing the Reading Womb, the new technology that gets your baby talking before they come out. Just a attach the pattenit belly-phones, insert one of our language book on tape, and at no time at all...

Why is it so dark in hear

Your baby will have tons to say

Uh, your not eating chili are you?

One machine is all you need

I will pay you a million dollars to stop watching "Gossip Girls"

Even if you're having twins

There's somebody here that looks just like me

So why settle for this...

[plop]

Waah

When you can have this?

Baby tell me that you're gonna love me 'cause I'm heading down your waaay

The Reading Womb. Hundred percent guarantee. Take it from me, I'm only two-weeks old

Yeah