MADvent Calendar

Premise of Segment
The MADvent Calendar is a series of funny and ridiculous pop culture events that happened recently. This becomes the new cold opening for the show in MAD Season 3 and it possibly replaced the previous cold opening, MAD News. The segment begins with the announcer saying a random excuse for missing events that happened the past week. Then he says two real events resulting or causing into two fake events and the last event is about a person or thing have a bad experience that leads into the Opening Scene. It also has the days of the week and time.

Season 3

 * (Episode 53) The MADvent Calendar announces that if you've been stuck on an alien planet for the past week, here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
 * On Friday, 10:30 PM, people who went to see the opening of the Avengers (2012 film) finally go home after making sure there were no more scenes after the credits.
 * On Tuesday, 4:00 PM, the woman accused of overtanning (Patricia Krentcil) turns out to be the robot from Hugo.
 * On Saturday, 2:15 AM, Will Smith has a fever dream that looks something like this. (MAD Opening Scene)


 * (Episode 54) The MADvent Calendar announces that if you've been living in an undersea cave for the past week, here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
 * On Monday, 11:30 AM, Britney Spears and Demi Lovato become X Factor judges, replacing Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger who become X-Men.
 * On Saturday, 7:15 PM, in support of Jordin Sparks' anti texting and driving campaign, Alfred E. Neuman does a cover of "Texty & I Know It".
 * On Tuesday, 3:10 PM, the man in Edvard Munch's "the Scream" screams even louder after seeing this. (MAD Opening Scene)


 * (Episode 55) The MADvent Calendar announces that if you've been lost in the desert for the past week, here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
 * On Saturday, 3:00 PM, Mark Zuckerberg gets married to his hoodie jacket.
 * On Sunday, 6:45 PM, scientists warn that you could go blind watching the solar eclipse, and by that, they mean the movie, the Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
 * On Sunday, 11:00 PM, the MTV Movie Awards give their top prize to a film that looks nothing like this. (MAD Opening Scene)


 * (Episode 56) The MADvent Calendar announces that if you've been in bed with the flu for the past week, here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
 * On Friday, 11:00 AM, Star Wars turns 35 years old or 912 in Wookie years.
 * On Wednesday, 2:30 PM, the trailer for the movie, the Great Gatsby, premieres with a typo, making it "the Great Goatsby."
 * On Sunday, 9:00 AM, dads everywhere open Father's Day gifts that are just as cheap as this. (MAD Opening Scene)


 * (Episode 57) The MADvent Calendar announces that if you've been in a staring contest for the past week, here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
 * On Wednesday, 10:30 AM, Pixar's new film, Brave, marks their first movie with a female star, but the summer's 9th movie with an archer in it.
 * On Tuesday, 6:00 PM, when New York's mayor bans soda cups over 16 ounces (oz), the movie theaters switched to the metric system.
 * On Monday, 8:45 PM, Justin Bieber smacks his head into the glass trying to catch this. (MAD Opening Scene)


 * (Episode 58) The MADvent Calendar announces that if you've been ________ for the past week, here are some MAD moments you may have missed:


 * (Episode 59) The MADvent Calendar announces that if you've been ________ for the past week, here are some MAD moments you may have missed:


 * (Episode 60) The MADvent Calendar announces that if you've been ________ for the past week, here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
 * (Episode 61) The MADvent Calendar announces that if you've been ________ for the past week, here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
 * (Episode 61) The MADvent Calendar announces that if you've been ________ for the past week, here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
 * (Episode 61) The MADvent Calendar announces that if you've been ________ for the past week, here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
 * (Episode 61) The MADvent Calendar announces that if you've been ________ for the past week, here are some MAD moments you may have missed:

Trivia

 * Alfred E. Neuman's title "Texty & I Know It" (from Episode 54) is a reference to LMFAO's song "Sexy & I Know It."
 * In Episode 57, the archers besides Brave's Princess Merida after the announcer announces that Brave is summer's 59th movie with an archer in it are:
 * Hawkeye (the Avengers (2012 film))
 * Green Arrow
 * Katniss Everdeen (the Hunger Games)
 * Man
 * In Episode 53, The news about the Avengers movie (from the top) is a reference to how every movie about the Avengers separately (Thor, Iron Man, Hulk and Captain America) all show short scenes as sneak peeks for the Avengers movie.
 * The Hulk's animation looks similar to the one from Avenger Time.