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(WARNING: FANON!)

(In the halls)

Will Stronghold: This can't be the right school! The bus driver made a mistake!

Trigger Happy: What did you expect? The boating school from SpongeBob?

Zack Attack: Uh, no, it would be worse than this place.

Ethan: And why is Prism Break so down in the dumps?

Prism Break: It's supposed to be a good school, but really, this school bites because there's way too many crowds! And it's worse at the mall.

Gwen Grayson: ...before Christmas.

(Cuts to the Keel Mall from Pirates of the Pair of Tweens on December 22. Back to the school in the basketball court.)

Coach Boomer/Sonic Boom: Good morning, class, I'm Coach Boomer, and this is Power Placement! Are you a Skylander or a Portal Master?

(Zooms out to reveal Principal Powers at her desk)

Principal Powers: Uh, I recall a couple of you Skylanders who go to this place named "Boomer" and "Sonic Boom", but which one's which?

(Orange arrows appear above Boomer, while white ones appear above Sonic Boom. They both fly off the screen.)

Will Stronghold: Hey Principal Powers, can I ditch this place and go to Sky Hi--

Coach Boomer: QUIET, STRONGHOLD! Power Placement begins now.

(MUCH MUCH LATER, AFTER WILL DISCOVERS HIS POWERS...)

Will Stronghold: Guys, I have an announcement to make.

'''Jetstream/Ms. Stronghold''': We heard that you and Warren Peace were BOTH sent to detention for causing commotion at lunch! Why would you do that?

Will Stronghold: No, really... I discovered that I have Portal Master powers.

'''The Commander/Mr. Stronghold''': ALRIGHT! But still, we're upset at this detention thing.

(LATER, AT SCHOOL, DURING THE DANCE...)

Warren Peace: Say, isn't this the part where Royal Pain returns after sixteen years?

Gwen Grayson: Well... (Reveals she's Royal Pain)

The Sky High Students... and Skylanders: ROYAL PAIN????

Bouncer: COME ON! I wanted her to be Kaos!

Royal Pain: Who did you expect, that red light thingy from 2001?

Spyro: Uh, no, he's far off worse. (Gets whacked out of the school by Royal Pain, and while falling out the window to his supposed death...) WHY ISN'T STITCHES WITH YOU, ROYAL PAIN?

Layla Williams: We have to stop Royal Pain.

Ignitor: NOW? I'm in the middle of charging a really good Mega Slam!

(Big fight sequence. Stump Smash whacks Royal Pain upside the head. Will Stronghold gives Bash a lift, and he whacks Royal Pain with his mighty tail. Gill Grunt harpoons Stitches out the window. Warren Peace shoots a fireball at Royal Pain. As Royal Pain is about to turn the faculty and students into infants with the Pacifier... it backfires, then Hot Dog grabs it.)

Hot Dog: GOT THE PACIFIER! Now where to bury it? Hmmmm... decisions, decisions...

(All the other Skylanders and all the Sky High students charge after Royal Pain.)

(LATER)

Gwen Grayson: What happened?

Sonic Boom: Well, when you were Royal Pain, we blasted you to smithereens.

Will Stronghold: And boy, it was a GREAT fight! (Next to Stump Smash) Uh, Barkhead?

Stump Smash: Oh, right. (Charges after the camera, then smashes it with his stumpfists.)