Kitchen Nightmares Before Christmas

This segment is a crossover of Kitchen Nightmares and Tim Burton's the Nightmare Before Christmas .

This segment is from the episode Kitchen Nightmares Before Christmas / How I Met Your Mummy.

Plot
After getting tired of all the work he's done, Chef Gordon Ramsay is tired of working and gets accidentally transported to Halloween Town.

Characters

 * Jack Skellington
 * Chef Gordon Ramsay
 * Mayor of Halloween Town
 * Oogie Boogie
 * Arthur Smith
 * Kent Weed
 * Patricia Llewellyn
 * Creepsbury Doughboy
 * Arthur Smith with Jack Skellington's head
 * Alfred E. Neuman (Head, not so well done)

Transcript
(Segment begins at the Big Time TV Network studios.)

Arthur Smith: Okay, gang! We need something scary to air on Halloween! We need another Gordon Ramsay series!

Chef Gordon Ramsay: Ugh, ANOTHER ONE? Haven't we beaten this to death already?!

Kent Weed: Well let's see, you're mean on Mondays and Wednesdays, angry on Tuesdays and Thursdays and despicable on Fridays and Saturdays. We need something on Sundays!

Chef Gordon Ramsay: Ugh, but I'm so tired of it all. (Singing) I feel an emptiness in my core...

Kent Weed: Is he singing?

Chef Gordon Ramsay: (Singing) A twink until now I have ignored...

Patricia Llewellyn: Funny how his singing voice sounds nothing like his speaking voice.

Chef Gordon Ramsay: (Singing) The yelling has brought me fame and money, but I'd give it all up for some variety. AAAAAHHH!!!

Kent Weed: We can afford a trapdoor poster?

Arthur Smith: We can if this new show gets picked up!

Patricia Llewellyn: What show?

(Title screen appears, with the words "Kitchen Nightmares Before Christmas". Chef Gordon Ramsay ends up in Halloween Town.)

Chef Gordon Ramsay: (Singing) What's THAT? Tastes like RAT! You call that a mummy wrap? It's CRAP! And those pancakes are remotely even flat! And THAT makes me vomit in your lap! I can't believe you tried to serve this from a VAA-AAT! What's THAT? I was tired of the same stuff, but along came Frankenstien! He cooked a simple side dish, but IT TASTES LIKE A BEHIND! These creatures are disgusting, they fill me full of dread! But mainly for their cooking, oh because they don't have HEAAAAA-AAAADS! What's THAT? A SNAKE? IT'S FALLING OFF A PLATE! I HATE when Riggle-mortis comes too late! And WHITE, the garlic hasn't sprainted your faith that I hate this doesn't MAKE YOU! I feel a lot when I critisize the ugly creatures with a rise and I died!* (I think this is the full lyrics.)

(Gordon bumps into the way to Halloween Town.)

Chef Gordon Ramsay: Halloween Town, huh? Even better.

(Jack Skellington's house. The Mayor arrives.)

Mayor: Jack! Jack! I have some bad news! There's someone new in town and he's just as scary as you!

Jack Skellington: WHAT? NOT POSSIBLE! Can he pull his head off like THIS?

Mayor: No.

Jack Skellington: Do his eyes shoot fire like THIS?

Mayor: No.

Jack Skellington: Then what makes him so scary?

Mayor: He's... HONEST!

Jack Skellington: (Gasps) That IS scary. Better sneak over and help him!

Mayor: No need! He's been broadcast on Channel 9!

(The Mayor turns on Channel 9.)

Chef Gordon Ramsay: You call this head well-done? IT'S STILL BLINKING, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!

Trivia

 * Antagonist: Kent Weed & Authur Smith
 * This segment has similar animation to Fantastic Megan Fox and Flammable.
 * The posters said "Yell's Kitchen", "I'm Angry At Your Kitchen", and "Ahhhh! Kitchens".
 * This is the only time Tim Burton's the Nightmare Before Christmas was on MAD.