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Here's two more favorites:

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Jon Arbuckle: Hot pepper eating contest! (Swallows a jalapeno) Jalapeno!

Garfield: (Swallows a cayenne) Cayenne!

Jon Arbuckle: (Swallows a habanero) Habanero!

Garfield: (Swallows the infamous Peruvian Death Pepper) Peruvian Death Pepper!

(FOOM)

Garfield: You win...

Jon Arbuckle: Then why am I not happy?

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(Garfield is just sitting there... until...)

Jon Arbuckle: (Runs in with his hair on fire) My hair's on fire! (Runs out, and back in with a woodchuck on his peg-ankle) Ankle-biting woodchucks! (Runs out, and back in with a yellow paper) I'm being deported to Mongolia! (Runs out, and back in with locusts on his trail) Locusts! (Runs out, and back in with no fiery hair, no woodchuck, nothing...) Your dinner will be a teense late.

Garfield: Why does everything happen to ME?!