Talk:Average-ers/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130303151011/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130513233148

(Meanwhile, Fred sends a beam to the travelers, and the beam flows twice as fast as molasses)

(And as the Heroes cross the Sahara...)

Bulk 5.0.: (Panting) Can we... stop... for... water?

Stormer XL: No water breaks! We have an urgent trek through the desert to get past!

Evo 4.0.: But I'm sooooooooooo thirsty... I could just-- YEAAAAAAAAH! (Charges through the long line of Heroes until he breaks a sign)

Jimi Stringer: (Reads sign) "WARNING: Look out behind you! 700 people running across 120 miles of 150 degrees Farenheit sand!" Uh-oh.

(All the Heroes get run over by the 700 Sand Marathon runners)

(And then, they continue the trek)

(On Mt. Kilimanjaro...)