Talk:POblivion/@comment-98.183.88.29-20130526205045/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130611130101

You see, here's the top ten reasons Teletubbies stunk:

10: The series didn't end with Teletubby Land getting transported to Mercury

9: It's good when you're a baby (Like, I've rented a Teletubbies video from Blockbuster once when I was four or five) and lame when you've gotten WAY older.

8: No freakin' episodes in which the Teletubbies get transferred

''7: The worst review was a 1999 one from Bo Sheep. It read: "Like, no way, man."''

6: It's written on the Declaration of Independence

5: They didn't even bother with a crossover episode between other shows

4: The second worst review was dated back to twelve years after the worst review, and it was from the guy from the 11/20/11 Mother Goose and Grimm strip, who froze himself in 1976 because of Charlie's Angels and Hawaii Five-O: "FREEZE ME! FREEZE ME FOR THIRTY-FIVE MORE YEARS!"

3: The United Nations once crumbled when everyone was under the spell

2: Greedo shot first

1: Pie avalance on the Teletubbies!