The Walking Fred

This segment is a crossover of the Walking Dead and Fred Figglehorn.

This segment is from the episode TransBOREmores 3: Dark of the Blue Moon / The Walking Fred.

Plot
Fred is a zombie and when he bites people, they talk just like him.

Characters

 * Justin Bieber
 * Selena Gomez
 * Fred (Lucas Cruikshank)
 * News Reporter
 * Tom Hanks
 * Julia Roberts
 * Bruce Willis
 * Fred Zombies
 * "Ocean's Fourteen" Trailer Announcer
 * Fred George Clooney
 * Fred Brad Pitt

Transcript
(Scene begins with Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at a campsite. Justin is playing guitar.)

Selena Gomez: Oh, Justin. Did you plan this special night just for me?

Justin Bieber: You are my girlfriend, are you?

(ACCURATE AS OF SEPTEMBER 26TH, 2011)

Selena Gomez: Now and forever!

Justin Bieber: *gasp* What was that?

(Fred shadow slowly walks forward.)

Justin Bieber: *gasp* Take her, I have singing power!

(Scene goes back to Fred shadow.)

Fred: Hi, I'm Fred! My mom says I'm too hyper! But I think she's mean!

(Justin and Selena run, screaming.)

(Fred bites Justin and Selena.)

Fred Justin Bieber and Fred Selena Gomez: Fame!

("The Walking Fred" title card appears.)

News Reporter: I'm reporting live from downtown LA, where internet celebrity Fred Figglehorn has transformed form a viral video into a real world virus.

(Fred bites the reporter.)

Fred News Reporter: My neighbor's dog is scary! Wah!

(TV turns off.)

Man at Desk: See? The internet is where the action is. That's why you're not connecting with your audience. Let me ask you: Have you ever considered a web series?

Tom Hanks: We're major Hollywood stars! Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, hello!

Julia Roberts: I was in Larry Crowne.

Tom Hanks: You were?

Man at Desk: What's a Larry Crowne?

(Fred shatters the window.)

Fred: There's a bully at school who's soooo mean!

Fred Man #1: I wet the bed!

Fred Old Lady: I'm afraid to talk to girls!

(A bunch of Fred zombies show up and overtake the man.)

Tom Hanks: Run!

(Tom and Julia flee.)

Tom Hanks: I don't get all this Fred stuff. Are we immune, or just out of touch?

(Two Fred zombies infect an old man.)

Fred Old Man: My mom says I'm not allowed to swim in the pool anymore! That makes me mad!

(The Fred zombies start zeroing in on their prey.)

Julia Roberts: Into that mall!

(Tom and Julia run into the mall. Julia slams the doors shut, and Tom shoves a fat kid with a "Kevin" T-shirt in front of it. The zombies recoil as the fat kid crosses his arms and gives a stern look.)

(Julia glances over her shoulder. Tom follows.)

Julia Roberts: *screams*

(The camera zooms out to reveal Fred T-shirts at a store.)

Julia Roberts: Oh, Phew, it's just a shirt. Wait, he has his own T-shirt?

Tom Hanks: You know, that's actually frightening me more than the zombies.

(Glass shatters)

(Scene cuts to a shadow holding a weapon)

Bruce Willis: Psst! Guys, over here.

(Tom and Julia run into the boarded-up store. Bruce finishes boarding it up.)

Tom Hanks: Bruce Willis? What's going on out there?

Bruce Willis: It's a nightmare. Everyone's turning into Freds. They already got Tom Cruise and Jim Carrey.

(Tom and Julia shrug their shoulders)

Tom Hanks: Eh, that's okay.

Julia Roberts: Eh, that'll be fine.

Fred Jim Carrey: Show me the candy!

(The zombified Jim Carrey suddenly pounces on Bruce and bites him. Tom hits Jim with a tennis racket.)

Tom Hanks: Oh, no! Bruce got bitten! He's infected! Let's get out of here!

(Bruce struggles against the infection, but to no avail.)

Julia Roberts: We can't just leave him.

(Suddenly, Bruce rises up, having succumbed to the infection.)

Fred Bruce Willis: I don't wanna go to gym class! My hair hurts! Wah!

(The rest of the zombies suddenly burst through the boards.)

Julia Roberts: Is this the end? My career can't end on Larry Crowne!

(Zombies start to close in from all directions.)

Tom Hanks: We need to be brave! Hang on and- Hey, you know, Larry Crowne wasn't that bad. Was it that bad? Seriously, was it?

(Crckets chirp in the background.)

Julia Roberts: They didn't see it. No one saw it.

Tom Hanks: We'll they'll see the next thing I do. (CHOMP!) AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Announcer: Coming soon to a theater near you, it's Ocean's Fourteen! Starring Freds!

Tom Hanks: (cursed by Fred Zombie) Wah! We have to break into a candy vault to steal all the candy. What do you think, Fred George Clooney?

Fred George Clooney: I want all the candy for myself!

Fred Brad Pitt: Well, my name's Fred Brad Pitt and I say I should have the candy!

Fred Julia Roberts: Well, I'm a girl! Ladies first!

(indistinct conversation)

Announcer: Ocean's Fourteen! It's only a matter of time.

(segment ends)

Trivia

 * Antagonists: Fred Zombies and Fred Figglehorn
 * The store "Fat Gothic" may be a take on Hot Topic.
 * In the segment, Julia Roberts says nobody saw Larry Crowne.