The Wolverclean

Skit from Trans-Bore-Mores, Groan Wars

Transcripts
Has this ever happened to you?

Or this?

[punch]

Hi, I'm Wolverine and if their's one thing I hate, is cleaners that don't do their jobs. That's why I designed The Wolverclean. A revolutionary new glove that'll make fighting dirt extra easy. With its three grime-fighting attachment, you'll be able to scrub,

[snikt]

[screams]

,brush

[snikt]

[screams]

,and buffer

Aah! Take the car, man! Don't hurt me!

But don't just take my word for it, listen to these true believers

I love it. My armor's the shinies it ever been

It's fantastic. The Wolverclean got into areas even I couldn't reach

I hate it, it punctured my armor and nearly sliced my arm off. Wait that was Wolverine. What did you say? The Wolverclean? Oh, oh, oh I love the Wolverclean

Plus, if you decide to keep it, I'll send you the Wolversteam. It can get out all of your toughest stains.

Urrh?

Remember, I'm the best at what I do and what I do is clean your house. The Wolverclean, on sale now

Trivia

 * The fridge at the beginning reads "Feed Me!"