Mouse M.D.

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I never seen a case like this in my life

Me either

I mean look at it. It's both stylish and functional

Hey! So can you help me or what?

No, but we know someone who can

[gasp] A mouse doctor? Are you crazy?

[whips] Shut up and say aah

Mouse, this patient has been sick for weeks

[burps]

Ooh. Stomach hurt

How many times has he toss his cookies

I will count the times. One, one puke. Two, two puke. Hahaha. Three-

If you don't can it, you'll be counting the number of stiches I put on your face

Aah, yes

It must be the cookies. He eats 700 of them a day

That's a solid dianosis

Thank you

If you got your medical degree and a university if I don't know what I'm talking about

[cries]

Well, if it isn't Bob the Baby

He smash his thumb with a hammer.

Can we fix it?

Actually, no, we gotta have to amputate

[laughs nervously]

[shines]

[screams]

Patient lately is Miley Cyrus, but she insist she's Hannah Montanna

I am Hannah Montana and everyone loves me

She's clearly delusional

[sings] I'm Hannah. Hannah Montana

There is only one way to deal with this. Pull the plug

Lalalala-

I'm gonna sue you for mouse practice

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, boy

He's getting worse and these X-Rays are baffling

[clears throat]

I still think is all the cookies he's eating

Me like cookie

[sniffs]

He's lying! And I'll prove it by adducing him to vomit

How will you do that?

Mouse are you crazy?

You'll lose your license

Not before he loses his lunch

Ohh! Me so sick of Spencer Pratt

[vomits]

One puke

Two puke

[swallows]

Three puke

Just as I suspected

Broccoli

You've been eating vegetables and your body is rejecting them

Ok.Ok. Me try to be healthier without anyone knowing

I mean me cookie monster, not veggie monster

Mouse another impossible case solved

You're a real miracle worker..

Shh. No I'm just a mouse