User blog comment:Mrosem6/Buzz Lightyear Moves and Knows Your Name Commercial/@comment-50.15.207.11-20120620152605

YOU ALWAYS INCLUDE THE SAME CHARACTERS IN YOUR ADS! Here's MY commercial for Spongebob Knows Your Name, a toy that I got when I was younger: (NOTE: This commerical takes place just about 5 years ago)

(Start at living room after my birthday)

Me: (Watching a Spongebob episode) Just WHY can't Spongebob Squarepants say my name for once? I wish I were Spongebob and he was me!

(Cut to Vegas-style sign that says "SPONGEBOB AHEAD! HE SAYS YOUR NAME!")

Me: (Looks at it) YEAH! SPONGEBOB!

Spongebob Squarepants: Happy birthday, Jackson!

Me: W00TFEST! He said my name! SPONGEBOB RULEZ!

Announcer: Fisher-Price proudly presents Spongebob Knows Your Name! He knows your name...

Spongebob: Hey, Jackson! Let's go to the Krusty Krab!

Me: YEAH! Krabby Patties 4EVAH!

Announcer: He comes with a CD so you can program him on your computer...

Me: Let's see... How about "The Krabby Patty secret formula should not be discussed except privately with Mr. Krabs"?

Announcer: And you can take him anywhere! On road trips, on a train, on an airplane, to Grandma's house for a sleepover, even at bedtime!

Me: G'Night, Spongebob! See ya in the morning! (I turn off Spongebob Knows Your Name and go to sleep)

Announcer: Spongebob Knows Your Name! Each sold separately! Batteries not included.

Me: BATTERIES? (Shrugs)