Thread:Mrosem6/@comment-24040588-20131229061459/@comment-24040588-20131231023308

Barney isn't a real dino, he's more like a mule! The thought of strapping me to a car doesn't sound cool! What context is that in, murder or what? I don't have to watch Barney, he is probably bad luck! I don't follow Barney's rules, I follow my own! He is only on repeats, so how about I give you a loan? It's a machine to send you to another dimension, where Barney still airs new episodes, with much suspension!

And what magical things can that fool do? My big red powers are tasty, surely Barney thinks so too! It's also magical, it will bring him to my side! You say you're Barney's biggest fan? GET IN LINE! I bet you don't even have as much Barney items as others! Give me REAL reasons to like Barney, or I will give Barney another beatdown and take him to Death Town! -record scratch-