Thread:Mrosem6/@comment-24040588-20131229061459/@comment-24040588-20140604023950

Shinigami: Sure, I could. I'll teleport to her now. (teleports to Derpy)

Derpy: (eating a muffin) Who are you? (cross eyed)

Shinigami: I am a Shinigami, and... I'm here to tell you that Twilight wants to kill you!

Derpy: (sad face) Why does she want to do dat?

Shinigami: (shrugs) I don't know, she just does. You need to run out of town.

Derpy: (salutes) Sure thing, Shinigammy! (jumps into wagon and pushes herself down the hill) Weeeeeee

Shinigami: (teleports back to Mariah) ...she's dead.