Talk:MADvent Calendar/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130314221252

So far, you can get stuck on an alien planet, live in an undersea cave, be lost in the desert for a week, be in bed with the flu, be in a staring contest, get stuck in suspended animation, have your head in a book, have water stuck in your ear, have your head in a freezer, have your head in the stars, hit "snooze", chop onions, carve pumpkins, get brought back from the dead, stare at clouds, count ballots, bake pies, be in a food coma, bake Christmas cookies, break New Year's resolutions, write the wrong year on your homework, hide from your shadow, nurse a broken heart, plan your acceptance speech, and eat candy hearts, for a week or month, except for "get brought back from the dead."

-I'M TEXTY AND I KNOW IT!