That's What Super Friends Are For

This segment is a crossover of "That's What Friends Are For" (1982 song) and Super Friends.

This segment is from the episode Al Pacino and the Chipmunks / That's What Super Friends Are For.

Plot
DC Comics superheroes sing a song about the virtues of super friendship.

Characters

 * Plastic Man
 * Black Lightning
 * Batman
 * Wonder Woman
 * Superman
 * Hal Jordan
 * Doctor Mid-Nite
 * Black Canary
 * Green Arrow
 * Hawkman
 * Dr. Fate
 * Cyborg
 * Blue Beetle
 * Booster Gold
 * Captain Marvel
 * Robin
 * Kid Flash
 * Wally West
 * Kyle Rayner
 * Elongated Man
 * Barry Allen
 * Jay Garrick
 * Martian Manhunter
 * Animal Man
 * Power Girl
 * Captain Atom
 * Fire
 * Ice
 * Zatanna
 * Aquaman
 * Red Tornado

Transcript
(Cuts to the SUPER FRIENDS' WATCHTOWER.)

(Something's playing on TV.)

Batman: Hey, Gummi Guy! How about grabbing me a soda?

Plastic Man: And why would I do that?

Batman: Because we're, you know, friends! Super Friends?

Plastic Man: We're not friends. You don't even know my name!

Batman: Sure I do! It's, uhh... Hey, Blacktricity, what's that guy's name?

Black Lightning: You know, you called this the Super Friends, right? But really, none of us is feeling the love.

Superman: Is that true?

Plastic Man: How can we put this?

(Lights out. Lights on)

Plastic Man: Ahem!

Wonder Woman: Here we go...

Plastic Man: "Super Friends" is what we're called, but really that is bogus

Black Lightning: At best, we'd say we're work colleagues no matter how you coach us

Plastic Man & Black Lightning: There's really only three of you, the rest of us are tokens

Plastic Man & Black Lightning: Robots, fish, and aliens, and female Hocus-Pocus

Random Super Friends: (Vocalizing)

Hal Jordan/Green Lantern: If Super Friends are what we are, then come and help me move

Black Canary: I asked if you could feed my cat, you left to save the louvre

Doctor Mid-Nite: Can you drive me to the airport? You said--

Batman: Best to call a cab (drives off)

Doctor Mid-Nite: So how are we the Super Friends?

Green Arrow: Hey, let me take a stab! (shoots arrow)

(HEY!)

Random Super Friends: (Vocalizing)

Blue Beetle: Super Friends is just a name on Facebook you don't poke us

All Super Friends: It's all about the union dues, which really kind of soak us

Booster Gold: Your members change so frequently, commitment is a sham

Doctor Fate: You say you don't charge minors, but then you go SHAZAM!

(HEY!)

Random Super Friends: (Vocalizing)

Hawkman: Super Friends are there for you, they've always got your back

Robin: But clearly, you said nothing when I went out dressed like that (pulls out a photo of him in a different costume)

Elongated Man: I was really strapped for cash, and things were really, really tight (he tries to take money from Superman)

Elongated Man: But asking you for money seems to be your Kryptonite

(POW!)

Random Super Friends: (Vocalizing)

Barry Allen/Flash #1: Sure, we've saved the world and all-

Barry Allen/Flash #1 & Wally West/Flash #2: Plus all the other Earths

Kid Flash: But sit through "Twilight" with me and you'll really prove your worth

Jay Garrick/Flash #3: That's what Super Friends are for, sings Elton John J'onn J'onzz

Martian Manhunter: If only you would change the name, this place would feel like home

All Super Friends: If only you would change the name, this place would feel like HO-O-O-O-O-O-O-OME!

Superman: Okay then, how about, the Justice League?

All Superheroes: Yeah! Sure! I'm okay with that.

Batman: Great! Hey Justice League, how about grabbing me a soda?

Trivia

 * Antagonist: Justice League
 * This is the second segment that hasn't shown a title card. The first was Flammable.
 * This is the third time Captain Marvel appears. He appeared in Shazamwich! and Superheroes: They're Just Like Us.
 * This skit is similar to Smallville: Turn off the Clark and VICTORious.