Thread:Mrosem6/@comment-5201024-20121128223711/@comment-50.15.207.11-20121130154130

Now for the next...

(Cuts to a the house)

Linus Van Pelt: Oh no! Don't tell me! Not again!

Lucy Van Pelt: (Hands Linus a piece of paper) Here's your piece for the Christmas program...

Linus: (Reads the paper) "So the words spoken through Jeremiah the prophet were fufilled: 'A voice was heard in Rama, wailing and loud laments; it was Rachel, weeping for her children, and refusing all consolation because they were no more." Good grief!

Lucy: (While walking away) Memorize it, and be ready to recite it by next Sunday!

Linus: I can't memorize something like this in a week! This is going to take RESEARCH! Who was Jeremiah? Where was Rama? Why was Rachel so upset? (Walks over to Lucy, who was in her usual "Crabby Mode") You can't recite something until you know the "who", "where", and "why"!

Lucy: I'LL tell you the "who", "where", and "why"! You start memorizing right now, or you'll know WHO's going to slug you, and you'll know WHERE she slugged you, and you'll know WHY she slugged you!!!

Linus: Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it's getting too dangerous!