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This segment is from MAD Season 1, Episode 11: S'UP / Mouse M.D.

Contents
[hide]#Summary
 * 1) References
 * 2) Characters
 * 3) Transcript
 * 4) Trivia

SummaryEdit
A bitter mouse doctor does three rounds in a hospital: Cookie Monster, Bob the Builder, and Hannah Montana.

ReferencesEdit

 * Sesame Street
 * Bob the Builder
 * Miley Cyrus
 * Hannah Montana
 * George Clooney
 * Spencer Pratt

CharactersEdit

 * Dr. James Wilson
 * Dr. Allison Cameron
 * Dr. Eric Foreman
 * Patient
 * Dr. Mickey Mouse
 * Cookie Monster
 * Count von Count
 * Bob the Builder
 * Miley Cyrus
 * George Clooney
 * Spencer Pratt (in the picture)

TranscriptEdit
(Scene begins at a hospital.)

Dr. James Wilson: I never seen a case like this in my life.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Me either.

Dr. Eric Foreman: I mean look at it. (We suddenly reveal...) It's both stylish and functional. (A briefcase? Geez! MAD is just getting too obvious with their jokes!)

Patient: (He appears to have chicken pox. Bwak, bwak bwak BWAK!!!) Hey! So can you help me or what?

Dr. James Wilson: No, but we know someone who can.

(Dr. Mouse walks in, and the door busts open.)

Patient: [gasp] A mouse doctor? Are you crazy?!

Dr. Mouse: [whips his cane in the paitent's mouth] Shut up and say "Aah"! (Forget that "shut up and--" part.)

(Title card: Mouse M.D.)

Dr. Allison Cameron: Mouse, this patient has been sick for weeks.

Cookie Monster: [burps] Ooh. Stomach hurt.

Dr. Mouse: How many times has he tossed his cookies?

Count von Count: I will count the times. One, one puke. Two, two pukes. Ha-ha-ha. Three--

Dr. Mouse: If you don't can it, you'll be counting the number of stitches I put in your face! (One stitch, two stitches, three--)

Count von Count: Ah, yes.

Dr. Allison Cameron: It must be the cookies. He eats 700 of them a day. (100 x 7 = 700 cookies. HOW KEWL IS THAT?)

Dr. Mouse: That's a solid diagnosis....

Dr. Allison Cameron: Thank you.

Dr. Mouse: ... if you got your medical degree at the University of''' I-Don't-Know-What-I'm-Talking-About! '''(Good news: Some play that had this line didn't sue MAD.)

[Dr. Mouse walks away]

[Bob the Builder crying]

Dr. Mouse: Well, if it isn't Bob the Baby.

Dr. James Wilson: He smashed his thumb with a hammer.

Bob: Can we fix it?

Dr. Mouse: Actually, no. We gotta have to amputate.

[Bob laughs nervously]

[shining noise]

Bob: OOOOWWWWW!

Dr. Eric Foreman: Patient's name is Miley Cyrus, but she insists she's Hannah Montana.

Miley Cyrus: I am Hannah Montana. And everyone loves me!

Dr. Mouse: She's clearly delusional. [Miley stars to struggle and breaks free of the straight jacket]

Miley Cyrus: [sings] I'm Hannah. Hannah Montana.

Dr. Mouse: There's only one way to deal with this: Pull the plug.

Miley Cyrus: La la la la-- (Falls to the floor.) I'm gonna sue you for mouse-practice! (Mouse-practice: A pun on malpractice)

Cookie Monster: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, boy.

Dr. Allison Cameron: He's getting worse and these X-Rays are baffling. [shows an X-ray of Cookie Monster with a hand inside of him (I KNEW IT! It was a puppeteer's hand inside Cookie Monster!)]

[Dr. Mouse lifts up the cloth on the sides of the bed with his cane, showing a puppeteer, who looks a lot like George Clooney]

[clears throat]

Dr. Allison Cameron: I still think is all the cookies he's eating.

Cookie Monster: Me like cookies.

[sniffs]

Dr. Mouse: He's lying! And I'll prove it by adducing him to vomit.

Dr. Allison Cameron: How will you do that?

(Mouse shows Allison Cameron a picture of Spencer Pratt.)

Dr. Allison Cameron: Mouse, are you crazy?! You'll lose your license! (So glad he didn't.)

Dr. Mouse: Not before he loses his lunch.

Cookie Monster: Ohh! Me so sick of Spencer Pratt.

[vomits]

Count von Count: One puke! (More puke flies) Two pukes!

[he laughs then swallows the vomit]

Count von Count: Three pukes!

Dr. Mouse: Just as I suspected! Broccoli. You've been eating vegetables and your body is rejecting them.

Cookie Monster: Ok, ok. Me try to eat healthier without anyone knowing. I mean me Cookie Monster, not Veggie Monster.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Mouse, another impossible case solved! You're a real miracle worker!

Dr. Mouse: Shh. No, I'm just a mouse. (Nice punchline, MAD. Of course he's a mouse. Meanwhile, Dr. House is a real miracle worker.)

(Title card again: Mouse M.D.)

(Segment ends)

TriviaEdit
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 * One of Mickey Mouse's lines ("That's a great observation if you got your degree from University I-Don't-Know-What-I'm-Talking-About") was used in a play. The play was not sued by MAD.
 * Mouse M.D. resembles the styles of, which include:
 * Build-a-Bieber
 * Cliffordfield
 * Big Time Rushmore
 * MAD vs. Wild
 * Zeke and Lex Luthor
 * Duck
 * Snott Pilgrim vs. the Wonderful World of Disney
 * Yo Gagga Gagga!
 * ¡AY Carly!
 * Two and a Half Man
 * Are You Karate Kidding Me?
 * The Fresh Prawn of Bel-Air
 * MAD Ask the Celebrity
 * Law & Ogre
 * Not a Fan a Montana (original version)
 * TwiGH School Musical
 * RiOa (original version)
 * Super 80's (original version)
 * Captain America's Got Talent (original version)
 * The puppeteer under Cookie Monster's bed looks like George Clooney, not Frank Oz or David Rudman who perform him in real life.
 * Antagonists: Dr. Mickey Mouse M.D. (Sometimes)
 * The wrong guy on the picture is Alfred E. Neuman. Meanwhile, the right one is Spencer Pratt, and it will ALWAYS be Spencer Pratt! Get it?
 * The title was also used on the Simpsons episode "Postcards from the Wedge".
 * This is the second segment that a title card appeared twice. The first was TransBOREmores.
 * Goof:When the screen is shaking, the scene is sligthly cut-off so that a strip of white can be visible under it.
 * The title of this sketch was mentioned at the end of Tom and Jury, an Ad Parody from Episode 71.
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