User blog comment:Mrosem6/Barney in Disney California Adventure Commercial/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130625183416

''Oh yeah? BRING THE HEAT ON!!''

(We start our fake-o commercial in 1983 at a movie theater after a screening of Return of the Jedi.)

Kid 1: So, what's life gonna be like 20 years from now?

(TWENTY YEARS LATER)

Announcer: You've seen Return of the Jedi 20 years ago...

Kid 2: Oh... my... life... this is AWESOME!!!!

Kid 1: Wanna try it?

Kid 2: WAAAAAAAAAY SURE!

(They both get on the coaster car shaped EXACTLY like the desert skiff.)

Announcer: Now get ready for a wild ride throught the film's locations. Experience the Return of the Jedi'' 20th Anniversary Experience. Only at participating amusement paks.''

Kid 1: So, wanna go again?

Kid 2: Way sure, again.

Announcer: Opens May 25th, 2013. And guess what? We faked this whole ad. And the ride.