ArTHOR / The Big Fang Theory/Gallery

Plot
WALL-E time travels to 2010 and crashes Wolverine's bike and borrows his clothes. He cubes someone every time he sees garbage.

Characters

 * WALL-E
 * Wolverine
 * Shelby Fortright
 * Oscar the Grouch
 * Kids
 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Flint Lockwood
 * Sam Sparks
 * Black Spy
 * White Spy
 * Optimus Prime
 * Church Minister

Transcripts
(WALL-E time travels and crashes Wolverine's bike.)

Wolverine: Dude, you crashed my bike!

WALL-E: Give me your clothes.

Wolverine: I think it's supposed to break your insurance but...OK.

Wolverine: Had the weirdest what it hurts today.

Shelby Fortright: I don't care if you're running out of room to put things where you keep selling it!

(Shelby hears knocking at the door.)

Shelby Fortright: Hang on a second. Can I help...you?

WALL-E: Prepare to be WALL-E-nated!

(Title Card: WALL-E-NATOR)

Shelby Fortright: What did I do?

(WALL-E hands Shelby a newspaper.)

Shelby Fortright: 'All underwear half off'.

(WALL-E takes the newspaper and flips it over then hands it to Shelby again.)

Shelby Fortright: 'Too much trash, Earth covered'. But I haven't covered the world in trash yet, and there's no prove that I will.

(WALL-E's sensors say "GARBAGE DETECTED!")

Shelby Fortright: No wait! I'll clean that up!

(WALL-E cubes Shelby.)

WALL-E: Now we are squared!

Shelby Fortright: Ouch!

(WALL-E's sensors say "OSCAR THE GROUCH, PRODUCER OF GARBAGE: TARGET #2")

Girl: Hi, Oscar! Can you help us find the triangle?

Oscar: Tell you what. Why don't you try and go away so I can eat my lunch?

(Boy starts weeping.)

Oscar: Hey, R2D2, keep your grubby hooves off my garbage. I like it like that.

(WALL-E cubes Oscar.)

Girl: A square!

Oscar: Shut up, kid.

(Boy starts weeping again. WALL-E starts scurrying.)

SpongeBob SquarePants: I've eaten so many krabby patties, how will I ever regain my shape?

(WALL-E stops and then cubes SpongeBob.)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Ohh, that's better.

Sam Sparks: Flint, do you ever worry when Mt. Leftover gets too big?

Flint Lockwood: Nah, I just make the food. I don't care about the trash.

(WALL-E cubes Flint. Silence for a few seconds.)

Sam Sparks: We now return you MAD, already in progress.

(Goes to MAD theme.)

WALL-E: Seek producers of garbage.

(Continues MAD theme. Black and White Spies are shown.)

WALL-E: Freeze, producers of garbage!

Man: Garbage?

(WALL-E cubes him. Three guys scream. WALL-E's sensors say "FINAL TARGETS!" but gets distracted by a photocopier.)

WALL-E: Zee-wot!

(WALL-E falls in love with the photocopier.)

Church Minister: If anyone disagrees do share this, speak now, or forever hold your peace.

Wolverine: Um...actually I would like my jacket back.

(WALL-E cubes Wolverine.)

Wolverine: Considered a wedding gift.

(Segment ends.)