Talk:Thomas the Unstoppable Tank Engine/@comment-16260799-20130923194506

Random Guy: Hey Darwin! Looking good!

Random Guy: Can I have a free talk?

Random Guy: Nice idea you!

Random Guy: White Spy is just staring at him!

Ring Master: Excuse me for a minute,lower the curtain. (The curtain lowers and he goes behind the stage) WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT WHITE SPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING A BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!

White Spy: So? I was just trying to-

Ring Master: I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!

White Spy: Fired?

Ring Master: Did I stutter? BEAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

White Spy: MAKE ME!!!!!!!!

Thomas: What is going on in there?

(Beating and punching noises are heard)

(Ring Master comes out)

Ring Master: Your eyes never lie! Or do they? Don't blink! Watch every second of this optical illusion preformed by our Vanishing Apple (Apple)!

(The Ring Master goes behind the curtain and the curtain rises and shows him,Apple,and White Spy's body laying dead)

Ring Master: Um,we appear to be having some....technical difficulties....uh Apple go clean up all the (whispers the word then continues talking normal) that we can't see.

(The audience gasps)

Ring Master: KETCHUP!!!!!!!! Clean up all the ketchup! (Carries White Spy into the trash) Now why did you make me do that?

(Back at the tent on the stage)

Ring Master: (Covers Apple with a blanket and pulls the blanket off revealing an apple core)

Random Girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!