Thread:172.1.1.31/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130302193705

NOTE: This is just warmup before I blow your minds with covers of eBay and We're Ready to Party. Also, this will be in PARTS, because it's nearly an 11-minute song. Link to the video is in "WHO ARE YOU" on BarneySuperDeeDuper's wall. Of course, a stupid "problem displaying the webpage" got this through "Empty"'s wall. Compatibility View is the problem!

7:00 in the evening, watching something stupid on TV, 

I'm zoned out on the sofa, when my wife comes in the room and sees me,

And she says "Is this Behind the Music with Lynard Skynard?"

And I say "I don't know! Say, it's getting late, what you wanna do for dinner?"

She said "I kinda had a big lunch, so I'm not super-hungry",

I said "Well, you know, baby, I'm not starving either, but I could eat",

She said "I don't care if you're hungry, let's eat", I said "That's what we're gonna do,

But first, you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for!",

She said "Let me check what's left in our refridgerator..."

I said "Well, there's tuna, I know", she said "That went bad a week ago,"

I say "Is the chili OK?", she said "You finished that yesterday!"

I hopped up and said "I don't know, do you wanna get something deLIVERed?"

She's like "Why would I wanna eat liver? I DON'T EVEN LIKE LIVER!"

"No", I'm like, "I said delivered", she's like "I HEARD YOU SAY LIVER!"

I'm like, "I should know what I said", she's like "Whatever! I just don't WANNA EAT LIVER!"

Well, I was gonna say something, when my cell phone started to ring,

''Now who could be calling me? I check my caller ID.''

It was just cousin Larry callin' for the THIRD TIME TODAY!

My wife said "Let it go to Voicemail", I said, "OK",

''Now where were we? Oh, dinner, right, so what do you wanna do?''

She said "Why don't you whip up something in the kitchen?"

"Yeah," I said, "Why don't you"?

And she said "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"

I says no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes, I says no, she says yes, "Oh, here's your keys",

I stepped a little bit closer, say "Okay, where do you wanna go?"

She says "How about The Ivy"?

I said, "Yeah, well, I don't know",

I don't feel like getting all dressed up and and eatin' expensive food,

She said "Olive Garden?", I say "Nah, I'm not in the mood,

And Burrito King would make me GASSY, there's no doubt!"

My wife said "Just forget about it", I said "NO, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an idea, I said "I know what we'll do!"

She says "What?", I said "Guess", she says "WHAT?", I say "We're going to the DRIVE-THRU!"

So we head out the front door, open the garage door, then I open the car doors, and we get in those car doors, put my key in the ignition, and then I turn it sideways, and we fasten our seatbelts, as we pull out the driveway!

Then we drive to the drive-thru, heading off to the drive-thru, we're approaching the drive-thru, getting close to the drive-thru, almost there at the drive-thru, now we're here at the drive thru, here in line at the drive-thru, did I mention the DRIVE-THRU?

''Drive-thru... drive-thru... drive-thru... '' 