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My transcript of MAD Segment "You're a Bad Man, Chris Brown"

[Segment begins with the MAD Logo with the words "presents..." atop of it

Anounncer: MAD Persents...

[scene goes to the title card 'You're a Bad Man, Chris Brown"]

Announcer: You're a Bad Man, Chris Brown

Lucy van Pelt: What did you do?

Chris Brown: So, i get one lousy text asking for booty call and rihanna gets crazy and storms out of the car

Lucy van Pelt: You obviously have anger issues and a simmering hatred of women

Chris Brown: Whadda ya think? started punching her in the head. Then i bit her!

[Lucy van Pelt is punched and bit her by Chris Brown]

Chris Brown: That Sounds About Right.

[Scene goes Linus van Pelt walking with Chris Brown]

Linus van Pelt: What's wrong, Chris brown?

Chris Brown: It's That Little Red-Haired Girl.

Linus van Pelt: What about her?

Chris Brown: She's so sweet and pretty and nice.

Chris Brown: Just Once i wish i could work up the courage to go over to her......And Punch her in the face

[Scene goes Snoopy going to the court room]

Snoopy: Here's the world famous criminal attorney on his way to defend another celebrity client

Snoopy: I Know exactly what I'll say: Mr Brown's Actions are the Result of the Trauma of Childhood abuse.

Snoopy: and the pressures of his career also contributed to his uncharacteristic behavior

[Scene ends with Chris brown was bad at Snoopy!]

Chris Brown: The Bitch had it Comin'!

Snoopy: Your Honor, We Read Gulity.

[Segment ends]