So You Think You Can Train Your Dragon How to Dance

Transcript
Today my boy becomes a viking by killing a dragon

[roars]

[chanting kill]

[growls]

No, wait. We don't have to kill them.

[gasp]

I know because I- I actually trained one to dance

[hip hop music plays]

Welcome to "So You Think You Can Train Your Dragon How to Dance" with this week, new contestant, Hiccup Haddock and Toothless. Let's see how they're settling in

It was a little daunting at first

Because he's a dragon?

Because he has no rhythm

No, no, no. You put your left foot in. You put your left foot out. It says nothing about a tail. [grunts] Plus the competition is fierce this year. You got Jake Smelly and his breakdancing Banshee from Avatar

It's all about being connected to your partner

Oww, I don't feel so- [vomits]

Oh no, I can't watch people vomit.

[screams]

And of course there's Donkey and Dragon who has the most flair

I'm a fine looking dragon.

You better be dragging your butt to the gym. I don't think I can hold you much longer

But I think we got a good chance. Well, we got a chance

[coughs]

All right, before we begin, let's meet tonight celebrity judges

Hagar the Horrible. Look me up. I'm an old reference, but I'm there

Mary Angus Murphy

Let's see some hot tamales

Justin of Timber-Lake

Hey

And Thor

Uh, can I have an autograph for my sister

Sure, what's her name

Uh, Thor

Now let's bring out our first contestant

Ooh, ooh, ooh. Show me the award

Wahoo!

Uh, I don't like your dance moves

He's not a contestant; He's a neibor

What's wrong

There is a giant monster dragon. He's headed this way, but luckily I heard you guys trained your dragons

Yeah, but we trained them how to dance

[cricket noise]

Yeah, it went over better the first time

[roars]

Wahoo!

[screams]

No mine was a good scream. I was trying to be supportive

Maybe we can defeat them if we join forces

Let's do it

[Micael Jackson Thriller plays]

Why am I so angry. Well, if you must know. I was a contestant last year and only came in third

Aah

[bites]

I mean really, clearly there was a problem with my 800 number

Uh, excuse me Mr. Dragon. Can I get your autograph for my niece

Of course

Her name's Thor

[bites]

[swallows]

[splash]

Wahoo