User blog comment:Mrosem6/Flightning Mcqueen's Flying Power Juice/@comment-50.15.207.11-20120626164450

BORING! Here's my commercial for Perma-speedboost Juice!

Announcer: Do you ever wish you could go faster? Then get Perma-speedboost Juice! With Perma-speedboost juice, you'll go faster than ever! Just listen to these super-happy customers!

Sonic the Hedgehog: It's like permanent Power Sneakers, only better!

Zombie: Uuuuuuugh! (I used to be slow, but since I drank that juice, I started hunting for brains quicker!)

Snail: I can't believe I could finally run! Thanks, Perma-speedboost!

Announcer: Perma-speedboost Juice! From the makers of Flightning McQueen's Flying Power Juice.