EPhonie cRap

Transcripts
Let's say you beaten a large Mexican heel before a long drive home. There's a crap for that (crap)

Or you have one of those bathrooms that's where their earshot of the people sitting in the living room. There is a crap for that. (crap)

Or you go to a birthday party and discover you shouldn't be having dairy. Well, there is crap for that too. (crap)

Yep, there is a crap for just about anything. The new ePhonie. It's all crap (crap)

Trivia

 * It is obvious a parody of the IPhone commercial