Cullen Clear

Transcripts
Catch you late, crater face.

[laughs]

Are you fed of getting teased by your achne?

Are you in a puddle?

Will now you can fight zits the way vampires do with Cullen Clear. Just put some on your hand

Is that water clean?

Apply directly to zits and when you step into the sunlight, your pimples appear as diamonds. Just wait till they get a load of you

He look is crater...I mean 24-carrot face

For a complection of a vampire, use Cullen Clear

Side effects include itching, blinding, and getting confuse for a vampire

Grrr

Trivia

 * That last scene was obviously a parody of Twilight