Are You Karate Kidding Me?

Transcripts
I hate China with all its know-it-all cookies and overly-tall walls. This place stinks

You just have to get to know it. I'm Kai-Lan; That's Chines for broccoli

I'm Drey; That's american for son of Will Smith

[gong]

You shouldn't talk to me in front of the school bullies

Why? Afraid I get black and blue?

More like black and white

You think you can just show up and star in a karate movie 'cause you're cute. I'm a panda; I'll always be cute. You got three, maybe four years of cuteness left in ya

Noodles?

Ooh, I love noodles

[punch]

Did you know notice how I beat you using this bowl?

No, I was too busy watch my couch beating your guy with a spoon

[smacks]

Enough! We will save fighting for tournament

[gong]

You must learn discipline. Take off your backpack and throw it down

But I got it from my friend, Dora

I'm the backpack, the backpack, the backpack

Throw it down

Ow, what are you doing?

Pick up. Throw it down. Pick it up. Throw it down. Pick it up. Throw it down. Pick it up. Throw it down. Pick it up. Throw it down. Pick it up. Throw it down

What did that teach me?

Nothing. I just hate that Dora the Explorer show

[gong]

Many mysteries will be asks today but ask starts with one question

What's that?

[smacks]

Ow

Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?

Ugh, Po's got a much better trainer

That true. I put sleeping potion in his lunch

[sneeze]

You must feel the horse flowing through you. Only then can you defeat Vader

Vader? I thought I was training to fight Po

Sorry, our training montage look alike

Looking to be sued you are, hmm? As are you

We're not even training, you snot-covered goblin

Enough! We'll save fight time for tournament

But wait a minute. What kind of tournament are we training for?

Welcome to the Chicken Fight Championship. Let's have a clean fight and no fouls except for the chicken kind. Begin!

And the winner is-

Wait just a second! Who did this to my back pack?

I have such a concussion, I can't remember

Do you know who did this to backpack?

[clicks]

Gracias

That's Chinese for somebody help me