Talk:Average-ers/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130316194751

News Guy From The Monday Project: ...and in heavier news, Hulk's barging in on random people. He beat up Captain America and Iron Man! He ran behind Scarlett Johannson! He also beat up poor Stan Lee, Joss Whedon, Phil Coulson, Tasmanian Devil, and Dora the Explorer. False rumors say he beat up the magician from "Bank Robin", the ugly boy from "Everything is Better with Ninjas!", and the women from "The Perfect Solution For Dry Skin". THESE RUMORS ARE FALSE. He never beat them down!

Voice from the Distance: HULK WANT MORE SCREEN TIME!