Thread:Mrosem6/@comment-24040588-20131207034556

I have managed to open up a interdimensional portal to the fictional realm, and got to the universe where Barney was real. I have kidnapped him and I am holding him hostage in my Big Red-mobile, tied up in the backseat. You have two ways to save Barney: either give me real proof that Barney is real, or admit that Barney is fictional. Or else Barney will be driven off a cliff into the ocean. You have until the 25 to succeed.

Barney: Help me, Mariah! This guy is evil!

Shut up, you! *tapes his mouth* Like I was saying... you have until Christmas. Good luck, and let the games begin. 