Malcolm in the Middle Earth

This segment is a crossover of Malcolm in the Middle and the Lord of the Rings.

This segment is from the episode Snott Pilgrim vs. the Wonderful World of Disney / Malcolm in the Middle Earth.

Plot
Malcolm is the middle child of his family, so he is always in a battle with his older brother Reese. But one day, Malcolm notices his younger brother, Dewey, acting strange. Dewey takes one ring from a cereal box and goes to Malcolm's school so that he can steal another ring. The ring is in the science fair, and a battle between Dewey and another villain causes the teachers to realize that every project was made from magic excluding Malcolm's project. Malcolm is announced the winner.

Characters

 * Malcolm
 * Reese
 * Dewey
 * Lois
 * Treevie (Stevie)
 * Francis
 * Finn
 * Jake
 * Gandalf
 * Peter Pevensie
 * Susan Pevensie
 * Edmund Pevensie
 * Lucy Pevensie
 * Mr. Tumnus
 * Lyra Belacqua
 * Alice
 * Coraline
 * Schlock

Transcript
(Scene begins at the house with Malcom and Reese eating Life is Unfair cereal.)

Malcolm: Ooh, there's a prize inside this box of cereal.

Resse: What is it? I want it!

Malcolm: Being a middle child means every morning is a battle just to get breakfast.

[clink]

Lois: Malcolm! Reese! We promised your little brother he could have the prize this time. Now give Dewey the ring.

Dewey: Precious...

Lois: Yes, honey, you're my precious.

Malcolm: One mom to rule them all.

[Title Card: Malcolm in the Middle Earth]

Gandalf: And remember the science fair is today. If you don't turn in your project, you shall not pass!

Malcolm: He's always so dramatic.

Peter Pevensie: Hey, Malcolm.

Malcolm: Oh no, it's those snooty exchange students from Narnia.

Edmund Pevensie: What's your project for the science fair?

Susan Pevensie: Ours is a wardrobe that transports you into a magical world.

Student: AAAAHHHH! (Splash!) AAAAHHHH! (Splash!) AAAAHHHH! (Splash!)

Malcolm: That's the school bathroom.

Peter Pevensie: We're working on it.

Malcolm: Hey Treevie, what's your project?

Treevie: I'm...going...to...make...

Malcolm: Oh man, if I fail the science fair, Mom will send me to military school, like Francis!

(Cuts to Mordor Military School.)

Francis: Hey, uh, after all this death marching, you guys wanna play cards or something?

Resse: Check it out. I stole the ring from Dewey during naptime. Look, it turns you invisible.

POW!

Malcolm: Ow! If you're gonna hit me, at least let me see you.

Resse: I have to stay invisible so he doesn't find me.

CHOMP!

Resse: Aw, come on. Now I can't trace my hands and make a turkey for thanksgiving.

Treevie: a...homemade...

Gandalf: It's time to review your science projects.

Lyra Belacqua: I put armor on a bear.

(squish)

Gandalf: Perhaps you should've put a diaper on him as well.

Resse: Hehehehe! Hahaha!

Finn: Ow!

Resse: Hahaha!

Edmund Pevensie: Pretty great, huh?

Mr. Tumnus: Wha- Where am I?

Resse: Hahahaha!

[punches]

Resse: Get off!

Dewey: Precious!

[crashes]

Susan Pevensie: Our wardrobe!

Schlock: This is most illogical.

CHOMP!!

Resse: OW! Stop doing that!

SPITOOEY!

POW!

Dewey: [dramitacal] Nooooooo!

Malcolm: I made a volcan...ooh!

Gandalf: We have a winner.

Malcolm: Really?

Gandalf: Considering all these are magic based, I said you win for actually using science.

Malcolm: Well, looks like it all worked out.

Treevie: paper...mache...volcano.

Malcolm: Ohhoho, that's what I made.

Treevie: [breathes] Darn!

(Title Card: Malcom in the Middle Earth (Again))

Trivia

 * Finn and Jake from Adventure Time appear.
 * Hal and Jamie are absent from the family.
 * When the wardrobe is knocked over, Mr. Spock, Alice and Coraline appear.
 * Antagonists: The Pevensie Children