Aberzombie & Stitch

Transcript
It's that time of year again. When the undead come out looking for....great deals on school clothes. So head to Aberzombie and Stitch. The clothing store with tons of gore for everything is half off. Even cool outfits for stumbling around at the dance.Our jeans aren't just distress, they're deceased. And chack out these scar...fs. But you'll have to move faster than that, 'cause this sale only lasts a day, a night, and a dawn. Aberzombie and stitch. It doesn't take brains to know it's the best place to shop.

[screams]