Thread:Mrosem6/@comment-24040588-20140405031826/@comment-24040588-20140619021718

Splendon't: *glares at Mariah* Unfortunately, no. I might've asked her, but she died.

L: I admit, Mariah, that was a very dumb thing to assume. Splendon't, I wrote everything you said down, along with everyone else's stories. You can leave now.

Splendon't: Finally. *leaves, as Two Raccoons, Lifty and Shifty the local robbers, break through the window carrying bags with dollar signs on them and freeze when they see L*

L: Hello, nice of you two to drop in. We could use all the information on Truffles's death, and while I would be happy to just arrest you two right here for all the crimes you have done, if you can just tell us what you know about Truffles that would be good enough to allow me to let you go.


 * they both sit down*

Lifty: We don't know nothin' about dis Truffles gal you be talkin' about!

Shifty: Yeah, we were robbing people all day, but we never ran into her! Her boat left before we could!

Lifty: We did run into this tall emo-looking guy who threatened to kill us with his Doodly Somethin', and that's when we ran away and came here!

L: Hmm... Doodle... okay, you guys can leave. *they both leave*