Pirates of the Pair of Tweens / Konan the Kardashian

Episode Summary
Pirates of the Pair of Tweens: When the fountain of youth works too well, Jack Sparrow is stuck babysitting a couple of tweens.

Konan the Kardashian: Conan the Barbarian settles down with a nice woman and takes her last name, because he’s progressive like that.

Segments

 * 1) MAD News - The MAD News anchor announces that There's A New DC Comic Called Newsie Man And His Sidekick Mustache Which Looks Like Him (MAD News Segment)
 * 2) Opening Scene
 * 3) Pirates of the Pair of Tweens (Movie Parody of Pirates of the Caribbean/TV Parody of Pair of Kings)
 * 4) Animated Marginals (Animated Marginals Segment)
 * 5) Astronaut Fish Gets Eaten By Bear (M.Wartella Segment)
 * 6) Transformal Wear (Ad Parodies Segment) (Parody of Formal Wear/Spoof on Transformers)
 * 7) Baby Bird Dislikes Mom's Puke (Cartoon)
 * 8) The Curious Case of Benjamin Batman (Ad Parodies Segment) (Movie Parody of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/Spoof on Batman)
 * 9) Spy vs. Spy (Spy vs. Spy Segment) (Stop-motion cartoon Segment)
 * 10) Animated Marginals (Animated Marginals Segment)
 * 11) Do-Over Button (Ad Parodies Segment) (Parody of The Rewind Button on the Remote)
 * 12) Robot Pranks Man To Rob His Money (M.Wartella Segment)
 * 13) Konan the Kardashian (Movie Parody of Conan the Barbarian/Spoof on The Kardashians)
 * 14) Credits
 * 15) 5-second Cartoon (5-second Cartoon Segment)

Trivia

 * 2nd Time Spy vs. Spy Was Stop-Motion. 1st Time Was Super 80's/Captain America's Got Talent.
 * This Is The 1st Time Plankton From SpongeBob Showed Up On MAD.
 * 3rd Time Transformers Showed Up In An Ad Parody. 1st Time Was Class of the Titans, Zeke and Lex Luthor In Transformin' Grill. 2nd Time Was So You Think You Can Train Your Dragon How to Dance/Yo Gagga Gagga! In P.E.D.A.L.
 * 8th Time Transformers Was Spoofed. 1st Time Was Shown Twice In Avaturd, CSiCarly. 2nd Time Was Trans-Bore-Mores, Star Wars: The Groan Wars. 3rd Time Was Wall-E-Nator, Extreme Renovation: House Edition. 4th Time Was I Love You, Iron Man, Ben 10 Franklin. 5th Time Was Class of the Titans, Zeke and Lex Luthor. 6th Time Was So You Think You Can Train Your Dragon How to Dance/Yo Gagga Gagga!. 7th Time Was Super 80's/Captain America's Got Talent But Smaller Versions Showed Up Called Go-Bots.
 * 2nd Time Batman Showed In an Ad Parody. 1st Time Was Force Code/Flammable In Superhero 6 Motel.
 * 7th Time Batman Showed Up. First Time Was Trans-Bore-Mores, Star Wars: The Groan Wars. 2nd Time Was Pirates of the Neverland: At Wit's End, Batman Family Feud. 3rd Time Was Fantastic Megan Fox, Mad vs. Wild. 4th Time Was Twigh School Musical/Avenger Time. 5th Time Was ArThor/The Big Fang Theory. 6th Time Was Force Code/Flammable.

Voices

 * Chris Cox -
 * Hugh Davidson - Black Beard
 * Mikey Day -
 * Clare Grant -
 * Nolan North -
 * Rachel Ramras -
 * Kevin Shinick - The MAD News anchor
 * Dana Snyder -