User blog comment:Mrosem6/Harrigan/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130618220804/@comment-172.1.1.31-20130621030513

(But the truth...)

911 Lady: Apparently, Britney Spears' first husband gluing you to the ceiling and planning to arrest you is not an emergency. (Hangs up)

(Oh yeah, and the four automobiles)

Officer: You're under arrest for your crimes against awesomeness! So I sentence you to infinity in Alcatraz.

(Kevin scrapes Mariah off the ceiling and the policemen arrest her)