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"S" Cape from Planet Earth[]

[Scene: BASA HQ. A rocket ship flies by. Inside, Lena Thackerman's holo projection turns on to brief Scorch Supernova, national hero to his species.]

Lena Thackleman: (Via Hologram) Scorch. I received an SOS from the dark planet. It appears an alien on Earth needs our help.

Scorch Supernova: Well, since we're not from Earth, technically, everyone on Earth is an alien to us, you know?

Lena: ... Just get moving.

Scorch: But how will I know which alien needs help?

Lena: You'll recognize him... by this.

[Superman appears on the hologram then turns back his cape and cue title card: "S" Cape from Planet Earth]

[Superman is on the gold Daily Planet with Scorch]

Scorch: You are in danger. You're an alien from the planet Krypton and I'm here to save you.

Superman: What, I'm fine and and who are you?

Scorch: You're not fine and I'm Scorch.

Lois Lane: Help! [Lois Lane is gonna fall off the building then Superman flies over and saves her] Thank you!

Scorch: But I didn't even save him yet.

Superman: I don't need any saving. (Coughing)

Scorch: Aha, see that?

Superman: What, I coughed, you know how dusty these gargoyles are. [Superman flies away carrying Lois] Maybe I should pick up some lozenges.

[Inside the Daily Planet; Jimmy Olsen is taking pictures of the typewriter in which his tie gets stuck]

Jimmy Olsen: Oh no, Superman, help!

Superman: I'll save you, Jimmy.

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