2012 Dalmatians is a crossover between 2012 and Disney's 102 Dalmatians.
This segment is from MAD Season 1, Episode 3: 2012 Dalmatians / Grey's in Anime.
Summary[]
When 2012 dalmatians come raining down from the sky, it just might be the end of the world.
References[]
2012 dalmatians
Video of short segment
- American Museum of Natural History
- Night of the Museum
- Disney and Pixar's UP
- Say Anything...
- the Flintstones
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid
- Madeline's Beauty Salon
- Disney's the Suite Life on Deck
- SeaWorld
- Shamu
- Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Characters[]
- Adrian Helmsley
- Jackson Curtis
- Noah Curtis
- Lilly Curtis
- Thomas Wilson
- Carl Fredricksen
- Flint Lockwood
- Cruella de Vil
- (Dylan Spouse) Zack Martin
- (Cole Spouse) Cody Martin
- Dalmatians
Transcript[]
[Scene begins at Museum of Natural Mystery]
[MUSEUM OF NATURAL MYSTERY]
Adrian Helmsley: Welcome to the Museum of Natural Mystery. A place to learn about everything from dinosaurs [DINOSAUR] to prehistoric fossils. [FOSSIL]
Carl Fredricksen: Not me, you nitwit. He means the caveman bones.
[Scene goes to caveman bones similar to Fred and Barney.]
Adrian Helmsley: Not to mention our wall of ancient hieroglyphics, or as it's more commonly known, "The Diary of a Wimpy Mayan." These writings warn of a mystery surrounding the number 2012. Some say it's the year the world will end, some say it's a superstitious tale, I say... it's the price of admission.
[The sign says $20.12.]
Jackson Curtis: $20? That's ridiculous. I can bore my kids just as easily with a long car ride.
Noah and Lilly Curtis: Oh, no.
Jackson Curtis: (Kids are covering their ears) ...And then in 1989, I held a boombox over my head. Boomboxes were like MP3 players, but much heavier. Hey, kids, look. A shooting star. Make a wish.
Noah Curtis: I wish you'd stop talking.
Jackson Curtis: Wait a minute. You can't see shooting stars in the DAY.
[Scene goes to four unidentified objects falling from sky and heading towards the car.]
[Suddenly, a puppy crashes through the window.]
Lilly Curtis: A puppy!
[Puppy licks her]
Jackson Curtis: But not just one of 'em.
[Scene goes to the title card "2012 Dalmatians"]
[Scene goes to puppies falling and yipping.]
[A puppy hits the car's tires and they skid.]
[Curtis family goes inside Madeline's Beauty Salon]
Jackson Curtis: Quick someone turn on the television.
[Television turns on]
Thomas Wilson: This is the president. (Dalmatians are seen falling behind the window.) It seems we've all been condemned to eternal dalmatian. Ha, ha, ha, ha! See what I did there, with the- Anyway, puppies of all sizes are landin' so hard, it's wreaking havoc across the world! On the ocean...
Zack Martin: I'm using hot dogs for bait.
Thomas Wilson: ...on land...
[Scene goes to a statue shaped like Alfred E. Neuman being destroyed]
Thomas Wilson: ...and at Ocean Land.
[Scene goes to Shamu jumping out of the water and being boinged by a dalmatian, which changed the patterns.]
Random Dalmatian: Whoa.
Thomas Wilson: But at this time, Emergency plans are spotty at best. Get it? Spotty. Guhh! Anyway, you're on your own.
[Scene goes to Thomas Wilson running out. Also a big puppy falls down barking.]
[Thomas Wilson gets tangled by a flea collar. He falls down and grunts.]
Thomas Wilson: Wow, I just got collared.
[crickets chirp]
Thomas Wilson: Anyone?
[Scene goes to Flint Lockwood running but gets caught in a brown ball.]
Flint Lockwood: Uhh. This had better be a meatball.
Jackson Curtis: We gotta fix this dog situation.
[Puppy dog eyes get big making boing sound]
Jackson Curtis: (Puppy shivers in fear) I- I don't mean "fix", I mean lead them away somewhere.
Lilly Curtis: I got a dog treat.
[Jackson opens the door]
[Scene goes to two-thousand and eleven of dalmatians flooding]
Jackson Curtis: We're gonna need a bigger bone.
[Scene goes to the dalmatians knocking down the ship.]
Zack and Cody Martin: Whaah!
[Scene goes to the dalmatians flooding the Curtis family.]
[A dolphin chatters in the background and then splashes back in.]
Jackson Curtis: That's it! (Runs into the museum)
Noah Curtis: That's it? Jeez, on the log flume, you at least get your picture taken.
[Jackson Curtis runs out of the museum with a dinosaur bone.]
Lilly Curtis: A dinosaur bone?
[Jackson ties bone to car and runs with it, making the puppies follow it and some are arfing.]
Lilly Curtis: They're following us.
Noah Curtis: Where are we going?
Jackson Curtis: You'll see. Just get ready to jump. 3, 2, now.
[Curtis family jumps out while car goes downsteam with it's tire skidding with the puppies following it barking.]
[The car and puppies fall off a cliff]
Cruella de Vil: Hmm. Did I leave the kettle on?
[Dalmatians falls on Cruella]
Cruella de Vil: Ohh!
[Puppies arf]
Cruella de Vil: Uhh. why do I live in a canyon?
[A puppy slurps her]
Noah Curtis: Nice goin', Dad.
Jackson Curtis: Well, now we know what 2012 stands for.
Adrian Helmsley: Yeah. It's the price of that dinosaur bone.
[Segment ends with Jackson paying Adrian Helmsley]
Trivia[]
- In the beginning, the museum looked similar the the American Museum of Natural History (which was used for Night at the Museum).
- The cavemen bones looked similar to Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.
- Jackson's car had a Hawaiian dancing lady toy.
- The president was to represent Thomas Wilson, NOT Barack Obama.
- Alfred E. Neuman was one of the structures on top of a building.
- There were a lot of things 2012 stood for like:
- The year the world will end
- A superstitious tale
- The price of admission
- The price of the dinosaur bone
- The museum shares a name with a popular cryptozoology website.
- Antagonists: Cruella de Vil and Dalmatians 1 to 2011
- Protagonist: Curtis's Family
- This is the first time Diary of a Wimpy Kid gets spoofed.
- Greg Heffley, Patty Ferrall and Fregley can be briefly seen on the Diary of a Wimpy Mayan exhibit.
- Carl Fredricksen's jacket is purple instead of brown.