This ad is a parody of Voltron.
This ad is from the episode Cowboys & Alien Force/ThunderLOLCats.
Summary of Skit[]
The only battery made out of robot lions! Used to shock things.
Transcript[]
Man #1: Aah! ANOTHER dead battery.
(CRASH!) [Screams are heard.]
Man #1: Voltron?
Voltron: Of course your batteries are dead, because you use weak and pathetic batteries. When you should be using... the 9-VOLTRON BATTERY, the most powerful battery in the solar system! Regular batteries are made of batteries, but the 9-VOLTRON BATTERY is made out of 9 electrified robot lions!
Woman: Did you say robot lions?
Voltron: [Mocking] "Did you say robot lions?"
(CRASH!)
Voltron: [Normal voice]: Yes, robot lions!
[They eat up the house, then form to make a 9-VOLTRON BATTERY.]
(ZAP!)
(BOOM!)
Voltron: So why use those other batteries [The lions beat up the Energizer rabbit.] when the 9-VOLTRON BATTERY has a neutronic core? Just watch what it can do!
Man #2: Oh, but this jucier doesn't need batteries. It has a plug!
Voltron: DON'T be a Waste-oid! Everything uses batteries!!!
[They beat up the house]
Man #2: But it has a plug!
[They form to make a 9-VOLTRON BATTERY]
(ZAP!)
(BOOM!)
Man #2: Great. Thanks.
Voltron: So what? No one even uses juicers anymore. The nutrients are in the pulp, man!
Man #1: Maybe I'll just tweeze the beard off instead.
Voltron: You'll use the battery!!!! [They formed to make a 9-VOLTRON BATTERY]
Man #1: Okay. [After he tweezes they got a huge explosion]
Voltron: The 9-VOLTRON BATTERY. With only the power of 9-- Oh, Who cares? I'm so juiced right now!
Deaths[]
- The Energizer bunny gets killed by the robot lions.
- Man #1 gets killed by the 9 Voltron Battery when he was about to use the tweezer.
Trivia[]
- The Energizer Bunny appears in this Skit as a minor cameo.
- Man #2 resembles a lot Shaggy from Scooby Doo.