Adhesive Ape is a parody of adhesive tape.
This ad is from the Episode Demise of the Planet of the Apes/ The Celebrity Ape-rentice.
Summary[]
A product where apes hold posters.
References[]
Transcript[]
Announcer: Tired of that Scotch tape that's not strong enough?"
(Poster falls off on boy)
Announcer: Then you need (blue ape bursts into the room and Adhesive Ape logo appears) Adhesvise Ape!"
Boy: Is there a gorilla in here?"
(Gorilla hangs poster)
Boy: Wow, that's great, but I (pulls out more posters) have more than one."
(Gorilla growls)
Announcer: Don't worry, (goes to different scene) because not only does Adhesive Ape come in an array of colors (tall and orange monkey enters the room) and sizes, it's also the only fastener protected under the endangered species act, so your posters aren't going anywhere."
(goes to different scene with woman)
Announcer: Plus, Adhesive Ape is durable enough to work on big jobs."
Woman: A little to the left."
(scene goes to brown ape, and then goes to a lady looking at the refrigerator)
Announcer: And not so big, but he best part about Adhesive Ape is that apes love it."
(scene goes to building)
Announcer: Just ask the people who came up with the idea."
(scene goes to male scientist and female scientist)
Male scientist: Yeah, they uuhhh . . . actually, we never thought to ask them."
(scene goes to apes holding charts and graphs)
Male scientist: Oh, boy!"
(scene goes back to scientists)
Female scientist: Oh, that's ok, this thing hasn't caught on yet, has it?"
(Scene backs out to apes holding signs around city)
Female scientist: OK, I see where this is going."
(Adhesive Ape logo pops up and back ground turns blue)
Announcer: Adhesive Ape!"
(pink ape shows up and holds a "NEW IMPROVED" sign)
Announcer: Creating a very sticky situation."
(Segment ends)
Trivia[]
- One of the apes were holding a sign that said CSiCarly
- On the top of the logo, it said "WAY WAY WAY STICKY" an don the bottom, it said " . . . AND SIMIAN TOUGH!"
- The logo looked similar to the Gorilla Glue logo.