Skit from Demise of the Planet of the Apes/ The Celebrity Ape-rentice
Transcripts Act 1[]
Announcer: What happens when a small town Mayor accidentally appoints an ape as Sheriff?
Mayor: I meant to write Bob, but I accidentally wrote Bobo!
Announcer: You get APE SHERIFF, the hilarious new sitcom about a town that learns to live with it's mistakes.
Mayor: I deputize thee as Sheriff! Here's your badge, your hat, and here's your gun!
Director: Wait, don't give him a gun! He's a monkey for crying out loud! Cut, cut, get down, everybody get down!!!!!!
Announcer: APE SHERIFF!... has been cancelled.
(segment ends)
Transcripts Act 2[]
Announcer: What happens when an ape accidentally gets hold of a gun on a TV show?
Director: Basically, we didn't think this through and now the ape won't put down the gun.
Announcer: You get APE SHERIFF, the new reality series about a casting crew held hostage by a gun-toting ape!
Director: And of course some genius gave him a credit card, so now he has unlimited amunition as well.
(Scene goes to Bobo throwing amunition at the people)
Actor/Mayor/Idiot: He had a gun! What was I supposed to do? (he dodges Bobo's shots)
Lois: I think I can make it to the phone.
Actor/Mayor/Idiot: Lois, don't be a fool, he can smell you!
Lois: No, I think I can make it.
(Lois runs to the phone while getting shot from behind)
Actor/Mayor/Idiot: Come back, don't do it! I think we need to rethink this! (mayor dodges a shot and shrieks.)
Announcer: APE SHERIFF, life immating art, immating a monkey.
Woman: Uhh, his laws are so arbitrary.
(Segment ends again)
5 Second Cartoon[]
(Bobo shoots a man reaching for a donut.)