This Ad Parody segment is from the episode Potions 11 / Moves Like Jabba.
Transcript Act 1[]
Announcer: And now, Attorney with a Booger!
Attorney: And so, in closure, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I think once you take a look at all the evidence, you will find my client innocent of all charges.
Mr. Foreman (thinking): Whoa! Look at the size of that booger. It's hypnotic, swaying back and forth like that.
Attorney: Am I right, Mr. Foreman?
Mr. Foreman: Uh, right. We the jury find the defendant, not guilty. (Judge bangs gavel.)
Announcer: Attorney with a Booger!
Transcript Act 2[]
Announcer: And now back to Attorney with a Booger part 2!
Attorney: Congratulations, Rob Killmurder! You're a free man!
Rob: Thank you, Attorney with a Booger.
Attorney: And now, you can pay me my fee.
Rob: (laughs) Good luck getting me to pay it looser?
Attorney: Oh, you will pay. (Attorney with a Booger sets his booger to hypnotic mode, but Rob grabs it.)
Rob: That hypnotic booger stuff ain't gonna work on me! (Throws Attorney with a Booger to a telephone wire and it shocks him.)
Announcer: Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion of Attorney with a Booger!
Transcript Act 3[]
Announcer: And now back to Attorney with a Booger part 3!
Lady: Oh my goodness! Are you okay?
Attorney: What's that hanging out of your nose?
Lady: I'm sorry. I have allergies. I'll just wipe it because i love you?
Attorney: Stop. Don't you dare touch it. You have the most beautiful booger I've ever seen and you look hot?
Lady: Really? Really, you've got a pretty hot booger yourself! (Attorney with a Booger and the lady kiss but their boogers touch, making the shape of DNA with a heart on top.)
Announcer: This has been Attorney with a Booger!
Trivia[]
- Watch a sneak peek here.
The attorney resembles to Myron from the Tv series based on the book Wayside by
Louise Sach.