Battleship vs Titanic / Jurassic Parks and Recreation is the third episode of MAD Season 3, and the 55th overall episode of MAD.

Episode Summary

Battleship vs Titanic: The Titanic dodges the iceberg, but runs straight into an alien battleship!

Jurassic Parks and Recreation: The parks department opens a dinosaur petting zoo.


  1. MADvent Calendar - Been lost in the desert for a week? Here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
    • Saturday, 3:00 PM: Mark Zuckerberg gets married... to his hoodie jacket!
    • Sunday, 6:45 PM: Scientists warn that you could go blind watching the solar eclipse, and by that, they mean the movie (the Twilight Saga: Eclipse).
    • Sunday, 11:00 PM: MTV Movie Awards give their top prize to a film that looks nothing like this!
  2. Opening Scene
  3. Battleship vs. Titanic (Movie Parody of Battleship and Titanic)
  4. Animated Marginals segment
  5. Bad Idea #7: Gastronaut (Parody of an Astronaut) (Bad Idea segment) (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  6. Swisster (Game Parody of Twister) (Ad Parodies segment) (Animated by Gary Doodles)
  7. Waiting for Cool Bus (Vehicle Parody of a School Bus)
  8. Alfred E. Neuman for President - Dolphins (Alfred E. Neuman for President segment)
  9. Fat Guy Buys a Magic Carpet (Animated by Don Martin)
  10. Sheriff Robo Boba Lobo (TV Parody of the Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo / Spoof on Boba Fett from Star Wars) (Ad Parodies segment)
  11. Spy vs. Spy - Bowling Alley (Spy vs. Spy segment) (Stop-motion Cartoon)
    • (Note: Neither spy had won in this segment as it was a draw/tie.)
  12. Animated Marginals segment
  13. Bad Idea #388: Tancakes (Spoof on Pancakes) (Bad Idea segment)
  14. "Hey, whatever happened to that guy from that TV show I kinda remember from when I was a kid?" - Fred Flintstone (Spoof on Fred Flintstone from the Flintstones)
  15. Anamorphic Food Fight (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  16. Jurassic Parks and Recreation (Movie Parody of Jurassic Park / TV Parody of NBC's Parks and Recreation)
  17. Credits
  18. 5-second Cartoon - (from Swisster) Girl said, "We couldn't have played Parcheesi." (5-second Cartoon segment)


Main article: Battleship vs. Titanic / Jurassic Parks and Recreation/Gallery


Main article: Battleship vs. Titanic / Jurassic Parks and Recreation (Transcript)



  • Chris Cox - Lieutenant Alex Hopper, Chris Traeger, and Alfred E. Neuman for President Announcer
  • Hugh Davidson - Bad Idea Announcer, Bank Robber, Alien, and Andy Dwyer
  • Mikey Day - Jack Dawson, Tom Haverford, and Bank Robber
  • Larry Dorf - Astronaut, Man Eating Tancakes, Jerry Gergich, Swisster Boy, and Boba Fett
  • Melinda Hamilton - Swisster Girl, Girl, Cool Bus Kid, and Ann Perkins
  • Rachel Ramras - Cora Raikes, April Ludgate, Girl, and Swisster Girl
  • Kevin Shinick - Ben Wyatt, Hot Dog, Swisster Announcer, Sailor, Wood, Cool Bus Wizard, Boy, Velociraptor, Alien, Sheriff Robo Boba Lobo Announcer, Swisster Boy, and the MADvent Calendar Announcer
  • Tara Strong - Rose DeWitt Bukater, Leslie Knope, and Chicken Leg
  • Fred Tatasciore - Admiral Terrance Shane, Fred Flintstone, and Ron Swanson
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