Big Time Rushmore is a crossover between Big Time Rush and Mt. Rushmore.

This segment is from MAD Season 1, Episode 7: Cliffordfield / Big Time Rushmore.


George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln get ready for the battle of the bands.



  • George Washington
  • Thomas Jefferson
  • Teddy Roosevelt
  • Abe Lincoln
  • Gustavo Rocque
  • Taylor Swift
  • King George
  • Red Coats


Gustavo Rocque: Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, Lincoln, the four of you are going straight to the top.

Abe Lincoln: You mean you're going to carve our faces into the side of a mountain?

Gustavo Rocque: No, you dogs are gonna be my next big boy band.

Abe Lincoln: Four score and I don't think so.

Teddy Roosevelt: Count me out too, kind sir.

Gustavo Rocque: But I need a group to outsing that popular King George and the Redcoats Band.

[King George sings while the Red Coats swing their rifles.]

George Washington: Democracy shemocracy, we're in.


Chorus: Big Time Rushmore!

[Title card: Big Time Rushmore]

[sings badly]

Gustavo Rocque: We've only got three days until the battle of the bands.

Abe Lincoln: I should really be getting back to D.C., me and the Mrs. have a date tonight. We're going to the theater. (Pulls out tickets that read "Presidential Seating: Our American Cousin")

George Washington: Can it, Abe! We've got work to do. I won't let those Redcoats beat us. Take it from the top, boys.

Thomas Jefferson: I love you baby, baby. I need you baby, baby.

Teddy Roosevelt: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, moolee. Yeah yeah yeah yeah, hooyah.

[George Washington and Abe Lincoln dance.]

Thomas Jefferson: I love you baby, baby. I need you baby, baby.


Gustavo Rocque: It's time to work on your style.


George Washington: I'm a founding father, not a hobo!


Thomas Jefferson: With my skin tones, I feel this washes me out.


Abe Lincoln: I don't know, I'm kinda digging this.

Teddy Roosevelt: How did you ever get elected?

George Washington: Maybe this was all just a big mistake.


George Washington: The battle of the bands is tomorrow night and we're just not ready. What are we going to do?


George Washington: Well spangle my banner, who are you?

Taylor Swift: I'm your fairy godmother, Taylor Swift.


Taylor Swift: Just be yourselves and the rest will follow.

[poof and twinkle]

George Washington: Hmmm, just be ourselves ehhh? LINCOLN!

Abe Lincoln: What? This is my real self.

(Battle of the Bands. Big Time Rushmore sings well.)

Announcer: And the winner is... Big Time Rushmore!


George Washington: Ahhh, it's good to be king.


Teddy Roosevelt: U.S.A.!

Gustavo Rocque: (With the Delcaration of Record Deal Contract) Congratulations! You guys got yourselves a record deal. Hey, where's Abe?

Abe Lincoln: I'm going solo, suckers. (Takes off in an "Abe Lincoln Park" bus)


  • Antagonist: King George and the Red Coats
  • JOKE: Every former president was themselves... except for Lincoln!
  • Technically, Katie cannot appear in this episode because she was not the sister of one of the presidents. But is unknown why Kelly didn't appear in this episode and Gustavo did.
  • This is the first appearance of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln.
  • This is the fifth segment that the name of a MAD parody is said. The previous segments were:
    1. TransBOREmores
    2. Star Blecch
    3. uGlee
    4. Extreme Renovation: House Edition
  • In this short contains canned laughter, but Big Time Rush is a comedy without laughs.