Big Time Rushmore

Big Time Rushmore is a crossover between Big Time Rush and Mt. Rushmore.

This segment is from MAD Season 1, Episode 7: Cliffordfield / Big Time Rushmore.

Summary[]

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln get ready for the battle of the bands.

References[]

Characters[]

George Washington
Thomas Jefferson
Teddy Roosevelt
Abe Lincoln
Gustavo Rocque
Taylor Swift
King George
Red Coats

Transcript[]

Gustavo Rocque: Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, Lincoln, the four of you are going straight to the top.

Abe Lincoln: You mean you're going to carve our faces into the side of a mountain?

Gustavo Rocque: No, you dogs are gonna be my next big boy band.

Abe Lincoln: Four score and I don't think so.

Teddy Roosevelt: Count me out too, kind sir.

Gustavo Rocque: But I need a group to outsing that popular King George and the Redcoats Band.

[King George sings while the Red Coats swing their rifles.]

George Washington: Democracy shemocracy, we're in.

[gasps]

Chorus: Big Time Rushmore!

[Title card: Big Time Rushmore]

[sings badly]

Gustavo Rocque: We've only got three days until the battle of the bands.

Abe Lincoln: I should really be getting back to D.C., me and the Mrs. have a date tonight. We're going to the theater. (Pulls out tickets that read "Presidential Seating: Our American Cousin")

George Washington: Can it, Abe! We've got work to do. I won't let those Redcoats beat us. Take it from the top, boys.

Thomas Jefferson: I love you baby, baby. I need you baby, baby.

Teddy Roosevelt: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, moolee. Yeah yeah yeah yeah, hooyah.

[George Washington and Abe Lincoln dance.]

Thomas Jefferson: I love you baby, baby. I need you baby, baby.

[facepalm]

Gustavo Rocque: It's time to work on your style.

FLASH!

George Washington: I'm a founding father, not a hobo!

FLASH!

Thomas Jefferson: With my skin tones, I feel this washes me out.

FLASH!

Abe Lincoln: I don't know, I'm kinda digging this.

Teddy Roosevelt: How did you ever get elected?

George Washington: Maybe this was all just a big mistake.

[agrees]

George Washington: The battle of the bands is tomorrow night and we're just not ready. What are we going to do?

[twinkle]

George Washington: Well spangle my banner, who are you?

Taylor Swift: I'm your fairy godmother, Taylor Swift.

[cheers]

Taylor Swift: Just be yourselves and the rest will follow.

[poof and twinkle]

George Washington: Hmmm, just be ourselves ehhh? LINCOLN!

Abe Lincoln: What? This is my real self.

(Battle of the Bands. Big Time Rushmore sings well.)

Announcer: And the winner is... Big Time Rushmore!

[cheers]

George Washington: Ahhh, it's good to be king.

[punch]

Teddy Roosevelt: U.S.A.!

Gustavo Rocque: (With the Delcaration of Record Deal Contract) Congratulations! You guys got yourselves a record deal. Hey, where's Abe?

Abe Lincoln: I'm going solo, suckers. (Takes off in an "Abe Lincoln Park" bus)

Trivia[]

Antagonist: King George and the Red Coats
JOKE: Every former president was themselves... except for Lincoln!
Technically, Katie cannot appear in this episode because she was not the sister of one of the presidents. But is unknown why Kelly didn't appear in this episode and Gustavo did.
This is the first appearance of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln.
This is the fifth segment that the name of a MAD parody is said. The previous segments were:
In this short contains canned laughter, but Big Time Rush is a comedy without laughs.