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Bionic Bach is a parody of Johann Sebastian Bach and The Six Million Dollar Man.


This ad is from the episode Snott Pilgrim vs. The Wonderful World of Disney / Malcolm in the Middle Earth.

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Johann Sebastian Bach has been reincarnated with bionic implants, and now he has to get his fame back.

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Narrator: Johann Sebastian Bach, a composer whose career is barely alive. Relevance: Zero. Interest: None.

Teen: (skateboarding) Out of my way, loser! (Knocks bust over)

[The bust breaks]

Doctor: Gentlemen, we must rebuild him... because he's baroque. He can hear twice as good as Beethoven and he has incredible movements.

[Flush]

Doctor: His like ability will be better, his song will go higher, his comeback faster.

Bach

[Piano Keys]

Narrator: He’s Bionic Bach.

Johann: I'll be Bach.

Narrator: Coming back to relevance this fall.

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