This skit was from Super 80's / Captain America's Got Talent.
Summary of Skit[]
The Celebrity Mask will make people think your a star.
References[]
That kid from Two and a Half Men. (Jake).
Transcript[]
Announcer: Tired of losing out of celebrities?
"I'm sorry, we're only seating TV and movie stars right now."
Announcer: Then you need a celebrity mask. The mask that makes people think you're a celebrity.
"Excuse me, do you have a..."
"Leonardo DiCaprio? Well come right this way."
Announcer: With a celebrity mask, you'll be treated like a star.
"Hey, buddy, you can't just cut to the front of a... Leonardo DiCaprio? You can cut in front of me any day."
Announcer: So you can do whatever you want.
"How much for this jacket? You know what? Who cares? I'm just gonna take it. Leo out."
"Hey, somebody stop that Leonardo DiCaprio."
Announcer: Even if it's illegal.
"Give me all your money."
"Sure thing, Mr. DiCaprio. I loved you in Inception."
Announcer: With no chance of getting caught.
Himself: Your Honor, I really am Leonardo DiCaprio, and there's no way I could have committed all of those crimes. Hey, aren't you Penelope Cruz?
Judge: Yes, I am, and I say you're guilty.
Announcer: Celebrity masks complete with Leonardo DiCaprio. Penelope Cruz and that kid from two and a half men.
"They always throw in a clunker."