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This skit was from Super 80's / Captain America's Got Talent.

Summary of Skit[]

The Celebrity Mask will make people think your a star.

References[]

Leonardo DiCaprio

Penélope Cruz

That kid from Two and a Half Men. (Jake).

Transcript[]

Announcer: Tired of losing out of celebrities?

"I'm sorry, we're only seating TV and movie stars right now."

Announcer: Then you need a celebrity mask. The mask that makes people think you're a celebrity.

"Excuse me, do you have a..."

"Leonardo DiCaprio? Well come right this way."

Announcer: With a celebrity mask, you'll be treated like a star.

"Hey, buddy, you can't just cut to the front of a... Leonardo DiCaprio? You can cut in front of me any day."

Announcer: So you can do whatever you want.

"How much for this jacket? You know what? Who cares? I'm just gonna take it. Leo out."

"Hey, somebody stop that Leonardo DiCaprio."

Announcer: Even if it's illegal.

"Give me all your money."

"Sure thing, Mr. DiCaprio. I loved you in Inception."

Announcer: With no chance of getting caught.

Himself: Your Honor, I really am Leonardo DiCaprio, and there's no way I could have committed all of those crimes. Hey, aren't you Penelope Cruz?

Judge: Yes, I am, and I say you're guilty.

Announcer: Celebrity masks complete with Leonardo DiCaprio. Penelope Cruz and that kid from two and a half men.

"They always throw in a clunker."


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