This segment is from the episode Dances with Wolverine: A Footloose Parody / Tater Tots &Tiaras””

Summary of Skit

what if Celebrities have superpowers to save the day



Celebrity Superpowers

Help! That zombie is fighting that bear!

This look like a job for Justin Bieber, with his amazing Peace-Ray.

Zombie: Let’s not fight. There’s enough human for both of us.

Bear: Yeah, that only worked once. (Swallows Justin Bieber)

Don't worry, Tom Cruise will help escape the vault with his incredible shrinking power.

Tom Cruise: (shrinks) I’ll just slip under the door.

Police: You’re all clear, we’ve got the-(steps on Tom Cruise) Eww.

Woman: Help, the giant robot’s destroying the city!

Have no fear. Robert Pattinson here to defeat this scary robot with his sexy stare.

Robot: Wow. I love you in Twilight.

Robert Pattinson: What about my other movie, “Water for Elephants”?

Robot: Well, uh. I love you in “Twilight”.

Robert Pattinson: You all like Water for Elephants, right?

and these are celebrity superpowers


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