Shrek:
Celebrity Wife Swamp is a take-off of Celebrity Wife Swap and is spoofed with Shrek.
This segment is from MAD Season 2, Episode 21 (47): Real Veal / Celebrity Wife Swamp.
Summary[]
Brad Pitt and Shrek switch wives for the week.
References[]
- Shrek
- Shrek 2
- Shrek the Third
- Shrek Forever After
- Brad Pitt
- Angelina Jolie
- Ghost Rider
- Mr. & Mrs. Smith
- Rumpelstiltskin
- Jennifer Aniston
- the Simpsons Ride
- the Karate Kid
- TMZ
Characters[]
- Brad Pitt
- Angelina Jolie
- Brad Pitt's babies
- Shrek
- Fiona
- Fiona's babies
- Donkey
- Rumpelstiltskin
- Jennifer Aniston
- Narrator (not in story)
Transcript[]
(Scene begins at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's house.)
Announcer: Tonight...
Angelina Jolie: Hi, I'm Angelina Jolie!
Brad Pitt: And I'm her husband, Brad Pitt!
Angelina Jolie: We decided to participate in this TV experiment to see how another celebrity couple is.
Brad Pitt: Also it's been about three weeks since either of us has been in a movie so we need to make sure people don't forget who we are.
(Scene goes to Shrek and Fiona's house.)
Fiona: I'm Fiona!
Shrek: And I'm Shrek! Star of Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, Shrek Forever After, and the Ghost Rider movie!
Fiona: You in the Ghost Rider movie?
Shrek: I'm kidding! What do I look like a dope?
Fiona: Yeah like doing this show is a good idea.
Announcer: Celebrity Wife Swamp!
(Title card: Celebrity Wife Swamp)
Angelina Jolie: This'll be fun, who wouldn't love to spend a day in a swamp? What? A week? Fire my everyone!
Fiona: Hope this guy's not a loser, oh my gosh! It's Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt: Oh my gosh! It's Brad Pitt. I can see my reflection in your eyeballs. Oh my gosh, it's Brad Pitt again, and again.
Fiona: That's a mirror.
Brad Pitt: Brad Pitt loves mirrors. Don't you Brad?
Fiona: What's Happening?
Angelina Jolie: Is that green mud? Oh wow, Shrek. My kids love your movies.
Shrek: Oh wow, it's uh...
Angelina Jolie: Angelina Jolie.
Shrek: Which I was about to say if you hadn't interrupted me.
Shrek: She's the chef right? No-no the WNBA star? Hmm. Well that's all I know. Food and women's basketball, so this could get tricky.
Fiona: Well it's time for breakfast, what do you normally make for the kids?
Brad Pitt: Who knows. I just come down here to look at my reflection in the pans. This one's broken.
Fiona: You never mentioned they were... so unruly.
Brad Pitt: First rule of parenting is you never talk about parenting.
Shrek: And this is my friend Donkey.
Donkey: Shrek, you throw over Fiona for Angelina Jolie man that is so... awesome! That mean i can call you guys Shrek-ilina? No wait I can do better, Angelic. yeah that's it, Angelic. That's a good one. Gotta send that to TMZ.
Shrek: No, we're just on that show celebrity wife swamp.
Donkey: Well you really traded us.
Angelina Jolie: He sure did.
Donkey: Not him, you at least now you're married to an Oscar winner.
Shrek: That's true.
Brad Pitt: (gasp) Somewhere, someone just bruse-d my ego. I gotta go back to my fairy tail wife.
Fiona: I am a fairy tail wife.
Brad Pitt: I mean't the one with the big lips.
Fiona: Mmm...
Brad Pitt: Bigger. (sigh) How much longer I'm stuck on this show?
Fiona: I don't know. talk to the producer.
Rumpelstilskin: Guess you should've read your contract closer. Cause it lasts forever! (Laughs)
Brad Pitt: Wait a minute. Why am I worried about? I'm Brad Pitt. She can't do anything without me?
Rumpelstiltskin: Oh, really?
Announcer: Coming this summer, the new movie, Mr. and Mrs. Shrek!
Brad Pitt: Oh-no. Please I'll do anything just give me my old wife back?
Rumpelstiltskin: You got it.
Brad Pitt: Jennifer Aniston? Eh, I'll stick with the ogre.
Trivia[]
- Antagonists: Rumpelstiltskin, Brad Pitt and Brad Pitt's babies.
- Nolan North reprises his role as Shrek from Law & Ogre.
- This is the second time TMZ got referenced.
- Along with: TMNTMZTV and Dragon Ball TMZ.
- If you pay attention during this parody, you can see a poster for Mr. & Mrs. Shrek.
- This was the first time MAD spoofed The Simpsons Ride, which is at Universal Studios Florida and Universal Studios Hollywood parks.
- This is the 25th segment that the name of a MAD parody is said.
- This skit is similar to The Superhero Millionaire Matchmaker, uGlee, Extreme Renovation: House Edition, Batman Family Feud, Ben 10 Franklin, Malcolm in the Middle Earth, CSiCarly, The Big Fang Theory, GleeVR, Captain America's Got Talent, Konan the Kardashian, and How I Met Your Mummy.
- The movies Shrek said he starred in were:
- Shrek
- Shrek 2
- Shrek the Third
- Shrek Forever After
- Ghost Rider (a joke)