This ad is a parody of Cobra Commander of the G.I. Joe and the Oprah Winfrey Show.
This ad is from the episode, Pooh Grit/Not-a-Fan-a-Montana.
Plot[]
Cobra is having a talk show... of pure evilness.
References[]
Characters[]

- Cobra Commander
- Cobrah Winfrey (Oprah Winfrey)
- Stephenie Meyer
- Jamie Oliver
- Audience
- Duke
- Scarlett
- Snake Eyes
- Roadblock
- Flint
- Destro
Transcript[]
Cobrah: On the next Cobrah (shoots Eiffel Tower). I interview author of the Twilight saga Ssssssssstephanie Meyer. Ssssssso I heard that your books are the precise way to crush those G.I. Joesssssss.
Stephenie Meyer: Uh no, not at all.
Cobrah: What?! Then why would anybody read thessssssse? I get breakfast tipsssss from Jamie Oliver. Sssssssso, chef, how much poison should I put into a waffle you know to destroy those pestering Joessssssssss?
Jamie Oliver: Poison? Well, well normally you would...
Cobrah: (flips table) You are uselessssss to me! and I give back to all my loyal fans. Look under your seat you get a masssssssssssk, you get a masssssssssssk, everyone gets a massssssssk!
Duke: We found Cobrah's base. Yo Joe!
Cobrah: Dratssssssss, this couldn't have waited until sweeps week! RETREAT! (Runs away) All of this and more next time on Cobrah.
5-second Cartoon[]
Cobrah: Craft Services STINKS! (Knocks over the catering tray)
Trivia[]
- Cobrah's apron reads "Commander and Chef."
- A clip from The Twilight Saga: Eclipse from the Cliffordfield, Big Time Rushmore episode is used in this skit.