Cookie Blue

Cookie Blue
From Season	2
From Episode	42
This is a	Television Segment
Aired along with	Twilight: Staking Dawn
MAD Parody Number	84

Cookie Blue is a crossover between Rookie Blue and Sesame Street.

This segment is from MAD Season 2, Episode 16 (42): Twilight: Staking Dawn / Cookie Blue.

Summary

Cookie Monster trains to be a street cop in Canada.

References

• Sesame Street
• C is for Cookie
• Kermit the Frog
• the Muppet Show
• Oscar the Grouch

Characters

• Cookie Monster
• Andy McNally
• Chris Diaz
• Chief
• Thief

Transcript

Chief: Okay, rookies, I know the stress of the job is getting to you...

Rookie: It's my first day! I can't take this anymore! (He escapes.)

Chief: So I've called in a rookie from America to help us out.

Andy McNally: What makes him so special?

Chief: Well, there hasn't been a crime on this street in 40 years. Plus, he truly represents the boys in blue.

All Rookies: Cookie Monster?

Cookie Monster: C is for cop, that's okay with me!

(All rookies look shocked.)

(Title card: Cookie Blue)

Cookie Monster: Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy! Me so excited for first day!

Andy McNally: I know you're excited, but take this from someone who's been doing this for five days! This job is more than just eating cookies.

Cookie Monster: Good to know! (Eats coffee cup.)

Announcer: Car 55. Car 55.

Andy McNally: Gah! The magic box is talking!

Cookie Monster: Cookie Monster take this. (Hangs up phone.) Ahem, C is for car, that's okay with me!

Radio Commentator: We've got a robbery in progress at the bakery on Church & King.

Cookie Monster: Let's go to bakery on Church & King! Me could use snacks.

(Cut to the bakery.)

Andy McNally: Diaz, what happened here?

Chris Diaz: Well, the money's gone, but at least the baked goods are ... also gone?

Andy McNally: Cookie Monster, we could use your expertise. What can you tell us about this?

Cookie Monster: Hmm. (wipes off crumbs) Hmm. Hmm. C is for clue, that's okay with me!

Andy McNally: I think I know where we can find out more. (Cut to Crime Alley) In Canada, we have something called Crime Alley.

Cookie Monster: In America, we have something called Sesame Street.

Andy McNally: Uh, I don't think they're the same. Crime Alley has Jimmy the Snitch.

Cookie Monster: Sesame Street has Kermit the Frog.

Andy McNally: It's not the same! Crime Alley has deadbeats that can make crimes and then hide in trash cans like vermin.

Cookie Monster: (gasps) Just like Oscar! You eat garbage like Oscar, too! Here, eat garbage! Eat garbage! More garbage!

Thief: (spits out garbage) Okay, Okay! I'll confess! I stole from the bakery! Just get me away from this monster!

Andy McNally: Wow, I don't know if I approve of your methods. If the sarge found out, you'd be in big trouble.

Chris Diaz: Looks like C is for cover-up.

Cookie Monster: (long pause) That's okay with me.

Chief: Cookie Monster, by solving the bakery robbery, you showed us all what it takes to be a good cop! It's an honor to have you stand before this room full of rookies. (Cookie Monster gets excited.) You know I said "rookies", and not "cookies", right? (All the people turn into cookies.)

Cookie Monster: Cookies! Ah!

(Everyone screams.)

Chief: I just don't understand Americans.

(Segment ends)

Trivia

• Antagonist: Thief
• Kermit the Frog is wearing a jacket similar to Reporter Kermit in Cookie Monster's photo.
• The Sesame Street sign looked slightly different in this segment.
  • The text on the sign is missing the word "Street".
  • The semicircle part has the text 321 instead of either 123 or CTW.
• This segment is similar to Criminal Minecraft and The Celebrity Ape-rentice.
• This segment takes place in Toronto, Canada.
• In real life, humans don't react to walkie-talkies like as if they're scared.
• Cookie Monster said on Sesame Street they have Kermit the Frog, however, Sesame Street and The Muppet Show are two completely different shows.
  • He is likely referencing to Kermit's appearances on Sesame Street from its inception in 1969 to 2004.