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Crash Cab is a parody of Cash Cab.


This ad is from Average-ers / Legend of Dora.

Summary[]

Someone give this comedian a DUI.

Transcript[]

"Taxi. Fourth and Broadway, please."

Ben Bailey: Okay, but first, how would you like to win some money?

"Oh my gosh. Is this the Cash Cab?"

Ben Bailey: Nope. Sorry, wrong answer.

"It's Crash Cab."

Ben Bailey: Here's how the game works. I ask you a question. If you get it right, you win money. If you get it wrong, I crash the cab. Get it?

"I'm just meeting a friend for lunch."

Ben Bailey: Really? What are you having?

"Chinese."

Ben Bailey: Wrong.

"TV Guide says this guy should be arrested."

Ben Bailey: How's your day going?

"Uh.. Good."

Ben Bailey: Wrong.

"How did he ever get a license? And I'm going to start taking the subway."

Ben Bailey: Hi, honey. I'm on my way home now."

"Actually, you're wrong because I need you to stop and get eggs first."

Ben Bailey: Well, rules are rules.

"Crash Cab."

Ben Bailey: I really hate this job.

Trivia[]

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