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Dark Knight Bread Riser is a parody of The Dark Knight Rises and bread machines.


This ad is from the episode Taking Nemo / Once Upon a Toon.

Summary of Skit[]

Batman advertises a bread riser.

Transcript[]

I'm Batman, and there's just two things I believe in. Justice... (Ding!) And freshly baked bread. But if you're like me, you have a hectic schedule of crime fighting. That's why I use. The Dark Knight Bread Riser. Developed by Wayne enterprises. The Dark Knight Bread Riser can withstand a rocket fired by The Penguin, it has temperature control to protect from freeze guns from Mr. Freeze. And it dings when your dough is ready. (Ding!) I love that sound. And if you call a way to battle evil. The bread Riser has different settings to match how long you'll be gone, from the Joker.

(Ding!)

To Killer Moth.

(Ding!)

Ahh! Perfect, so use The Dark Knight Bread Riser for perfect bread every time. Mmm! Just like mother used to make.

(Looks at picture of his parents)

Mother. Father. I will avenge you. I will become... a bread maker. The Dark Knight Bread Riser. I am the Knight. Cause during the day, I make bread.

Trivia[]

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