Captain James T. Kirk, Commander Spock, and Stan the Dog
Dog with a Captain's Log is a crossover between Disney's Dog with a Blog and Star Trek.
This segment is from MAD Season 4, Episode 6 (84): G.I. E.I. Joe / Dog with a Captain's Log.
Summary[]
Kirk and Spock are always fighting so the U.S.S. Starship Enterprise gets a new crew member: Stan the Dog from Disney's Dog with a Blog.
References[]
- Star Trek: The Next Generation
- Star Trek: Enterprise
- X-Men
- Lord of The Rings
Characters[]
- Captain James T. Kirk
- Commander Spock
- Lieutenant Uhura
- Dr. Leonard McCoy
- Mr. Hikaru Sulu
- Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
- Stan the Dog
Transcript[]
[Segment starts with Commander Spock arguing with Captain James T. Kirk]
Spock: Captain, your actions are growing increasingly irrational.
Kirk: Blast your Vulcan logic, this is the human way!
Spock: *Holds a cereal box* But it's cookies! Cookies are a dessert, not a breakfast.
Kirk: Your face is dessert!
Spock: I'm sorry captain, my universal translator isn't set for dummy!
Kirk: *Rolls his sleeves* Why I oughta?!
McCoy: That's it! I can't take any more of your bickering!
Spock: But he started it!
Kirk: My dad blew up!
McCoy: I don't care! You two need to learn to get along so I've had to take some drastic measures and I got you this dog. *Pushes a button*
[The door slides opens, revealing Stan the Dog]
Stan: *Ruff!*
Kirk: A dog? That doesn't seem so bad.
Stan: *Ruff, ruff!* *Runs to the captain's chair and sits on it*
Spock: Oh look, he thinks he's the captain.
Stan: *Talks like William Shatner from the original series* Dog's captain's log stardate for 1153.7 which is do 88705.9 in dog years. I seem to have been adopted by an inferior species.
Kirk & Spock: And he can talks...
[Title card: Dog with a Captain's Log]
[Cut to the USS Enterprise soaring in space, cut to Stan typing on his computer with the picture of his family from the Disney Channel show on his desk]
Stan: So I'm here aboard my new home on the Starship Enterprise, it's....not a bad place....if you like people with bumpy foreheads.... The only problem is that Kirk and Spock are always fighting.
[Transitions to Kirk playing fetch with Stan in a park but it turns out to be a holodeck when Spock opens the door]
Stan: *Ruff, ruff!* *Catches the frisbee with his mouth and runs back to Kirk*
Spock: Captain, what are you doing in here? I reserved the holodeck for my Vulcan meditation. *Presses buttons*
[The holodeck turns into a red rocky desert]
Kirk: Get out of here Spock! I need the room for my exercise. *Presses buttons*
Spock: Meditation.
Kirk: Exercise!
[The holodeck turns into the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D deck from The Next Generation with Captain Jean-Luc Picard]
Picard: Did the original Star Trek even have a holodeck?
Kirk: Shut up, Professor X!
[Transitions back to Stan at his computer]
Stan: I know I have my work cut out for me if I want to bring the two of them together but I think.... I have plan....that just....might work.
[Cut to Stan in the deck room but the camera zooms out with Kirk tape the deck room in half with red tape]
Stan: All right so here's the plan. What are you doing?
Kirk: I refuse to work with him anymore! He can stay on that side of the bridge and I'll stay on this side.
Spock: I can't even hear him.
Kirk: Really? With those big pointy ears? I'll bet!
[The Enterprise starts shaking and the alarm went on red, cut to Mr. Hikaru Sulu on the controls]
Sulu: Captain, I'm detecting a spatial anomaly. There's a black hole in front of us and we're being sucked in!
Spock: If we reverse the power in the ion coupling, we might be able to-
Kirk: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What do you think you're going, Legolas? Behind the line!
Scotty: Oh no, if they don't work together, we're gonna die!
Stan: Can you set the tractor beam to there coordinates. *Gives a note to Scotty*
Scotty: I'll do me best, captain! I mean, talking dog...
[The beams appeared, dragging Kirk & Spock together]
Kirk: Hey, what gives?!
Stan: You two need to put aside your differences....
Spock: With him? He's the captain since Scott Bakula! *Grabs one of the control decks*
Scotty: There's no resistant! I don't have enough power!
Stan: Don't you two see that you go together like peanut butter & jelly, like ham & eggs, like cookies & milk.
Spock: Well, cookie & milk do go well together.
Kirk: *Holds the same cereal box from the beginning* Even for breakfast?
Spock: *Floats down and walks towards Kirk* Yes, I suppose even for breakfast.
Kirk: Put it there, friend! *Grabs Spock's hand*
Scotty: Oho! I do have enough power! *Pulls levels*
[The beams push Kirk & Spock together, fusing together as an one person with two halves]
Sulu: Are you alright, Captain.... Spirk?
Spirk: Better than all right thanks to you, dog. You make a pretty good addition to the ship.
Stan: Yeah, I am pretty great. Looks like everything is going to turn out okay.
Scotty: *Points at the black hole* But what about the black hole?
Stan: Oh! Right! Well, don't look at me! I'm just a dog, woof!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAH!
[The black hole sucked the whole Enterprise in, ending the segment that leads to the end credits and to the 5-second cartoon]
Trivia[]
- This is the first time Disney's Dog with a Blog showed up.
- This is the seventh time Star Trek gets parodied. The previous ones were:
- On Stan's desk, there is a photo of Avery and Ellen Jennings, and Tyler, Chloe, and Bennett James. However, they aren't shown in the sketch.
- Uhura doesn't have any lines in this sketch, she's just there as a background character, despite her screaming at the end.
- In Tom Richmond's blog post from September 17, 2013 for this segment, Scotty had a yellow shirt in this concept art but when this episode aired on Cartoon Network before; May 20, 2013, his shirt was red.
- The "people with bumpy foreheads" that Stan the Dog is referring to are Klingons, an antagonistic alien race from the Star Trek franchise.