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Dolphineas and Ferb Tale[]

(The scene begins in the beach while Sawyer running, to save a washed-up creature... unexpectedly saved by masters of contraptions.)

Narrator / Morgan Freeman / Dr. Cameron McCarthy: You might not believe it, but sometimes, miracles happen.

Sawyer: Oh no! Poor washed up creature...

Nicolas Cage: Hey! I'm Nicolas Cage, I'll bounce back.

Sawyer: Not you, her! Don't worry, girl. (He pats on Winter.) Maybe we could fix your tail with some sort of contraption.

Phineas: Ahem. Did someone say contraption?

Sawyer: Phineas and Ferb? You guys have an aquatic degree in "Repairing the Limbs of Rescued Sealife"?

Phineas: Uhh... (long silence) Yes.

(Title card: DolPhineas and Ferb Tale)

Sawyer: What did you do?

Phineas: Well, as it stands now, without a tail, she can't swim. So the logical step was to: enable her to fly. Ferb!

(Ferb pushes button on the remote, engaging the thrusters and launching Winter into the house)

(Sawyer stares at Phineas)

Phineas: Oh, like you've never crashed a dolphin before.

(Secene goes to the ocean with Sawyer, Phineas and Ferb in a raft with Winter in the water)

Phineas: She obviously got injured while caught in a crab trap! So we replaced her tail with something useful - namely, a chainsaw! Observe!

(Phineas starts the chainsaw, which attacks a whale, then a boat, then an island. Scene goes to everyone in a pool)

Phineas: Okay, we've amplified the eco-location centers of her brain, which had 2 interesting effects: 1: she can navigate easier!

Sawyer: Wow! What's the second?

Phineas: Huh? Oh, uhh, well, she has telekinesis.

(Scene zooms out to Winter testing out her newfound psionics to carry a tree, a car, Perry, and a beachball. Charles Xavier comes by)

Professor X: Hey, fellows. Nice fish.

Winter (Robot): I'M A MAMMAL, LITTLE MAN. DO NOT MOCK THE POWER OF A DOLPHIN. (Launches psi-waves at Professor X.)

Professor X: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (His head starts to turn red, and he flies off.)

Sawyer: Well I guess she's ready to re-enter the water.

Phineas: Water? Oh, right. Well there's one thing we like her to do first.

Half Mechanical-Half Marathon Announcer: Welcome to the first ever Half Mechanical Half Marathon! Today's competitors are Winter, the first ever flying dolphin, Toothless, the first ever steam-pumped dragon...

Hiccup: S'up?

Half Mechanical-Half Marathon Announcer: And the Teen Titans' own, Cyborg!

Cyborg: Hey, I'm half-mechanical, but I can't fly! Well, now I'm also half-annoying.

Phineas: It's a no holds bar race to the finish. The winner gets $10,000 bucks!

Sawyer: What are you gonna do with the $10,000 bucks?

Phineas: You think our machines pay for themselves? Tell em' Ferb!

Ferb: We're broke.

Half Mechanical-Half Marathon Announcer: On your mark, get set, go!

Phineas: Go get 'em, girl!

(Winter makes a dolphin sound and starts to race, Cyborg starts to run while Winter, Toothless & Hiccup are flying, Winter looks at Hiccup & Toothless like a video game and stars shooting rays at them, when Winter hits Toothless in the booty they start to fall down)

Hiccup: But we had so many sequels in uuuuuuus!

(They continue to fall and soon they crash down, Cyborg continues to run)

Candace: Phineas, I'm telling Mom!

(Cyborg shoots a ray at Candace turning her to dust)

Cyborg: Man, I hate tattletales!

(Winter shoots at Cyborg while he is still running)

Phineas: Go, Winter, go!

Cyborg: Teen Titans, GO!

Winter (Robot): DOLPHIN CATCHPHRASE!

(The segment freezes then Dr. Cameron McCarthy appears)

Morgan Freeman / Dr. Cameron McCarthy: Hi, I'm Morgan Freeman. I play Dr. McCarthy in this movie. The thing is, it really doesn't matter who wins this race, what matters is that we all learn something, and that is: If you're gonna mess with nature, make sure to add robot parts. Heck, I know I did. Engage feet rockets! (As he takes off, his feet rockets start to malfunction.) Oh no, I forgot to get feet gas!

KA-BOOM!

(Segment ends)

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