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Dolphineas and Ferb Tale[]
(The scene begins in the beach while Sawyer running, to save a washed-up creature... unexpectedly saved by masters of contraptions.)
Narrator / Morgan Freeman / Dr. Cameron McCarthy: You might not believe it, but sometimes, miracles happen.
Sawyer: Oh no! Poor washed up creature...
Nicolas Cage: Hey! I'm Nicolas Cage, I'll bounce back.
Sawyer: Not you, her! Don't worry, girl. (He pats on Winter.) Maybe we could fix your tail with some sort of contraption.
Phineas: Ahem. Did someone say contraption?
Sawyer: Phineas and Ferb? You guys have an aquatic degree in "Repairing the Limbs of Rescued Sealife"?
Phineas: Uhh... (long silence) Yes.
(Title card: DolPhineas and Ferb Tale)
Sawyer: What did you do?
Phineas: Well, as it stands now, without a tail, she can't swim. So the logical step was to: enable her to fly. Ferb!
(Ferb pushes button on the remote, engaging the thrusters and launching Winter into the house)
(Sawyer stares at Phineas)
Phineas: Oh, like you've never crashed a dolphin before.
(Secene goes to the ocean with Sawyer, Phineas and Ferb in a raft with Winter in the water)
Phineas: She obviously got injured while caught in a crab trap! So we replaced her tail with something useful - namely, a chainsaw! Observe!
(Phineas starts the chainsaw, which attacks a whale, then a boat, then an island. Scene goes to everyone in a pool)
Phineas: Okay, we've amplified the eco-location centers of her brain, which had 2 interesting effects: 1: she can navigate easier!
Sawyer: Wow! What's the second?
Phineas: Huh? Oh, uhh, well, she has telekinesis.
(Scene zooms out to Winter testing out her newfound psionics to carry a tree, a car, Perry, and a beachball. Charles Xavier comes by)
Professor X: Hey, fellows. Nice fish.
Winter (Robot): I'M A MAMMAL, LITTLE MAN. DO NOT MOCK THE POWER OF A DOLPHIN. (Launches psi-waves at Professor X.)
Professor X: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (His head starts to turn red, and he flies off.)
Sawyer: Well I guess she's ready to re-enter the water.
Phineas: Water? Oh, right. Well there's one thing we like her to do first.
Half Mechanical-Half Marathon Announcer: Welcome to the first ever Half Mechanical Half Marathon! Today's competitors are Winter, the first ever flying dolphin, Toothless, the first ever steam-pumped dragon...
Hiccup: S'up?
Half Mechanical-Half Marathon Announcer: And the Teen Titans' own, Cyborg!
Cyborg: Hey, I'm half-mechanical, but I can't fly! Well, now I'm also half-annoying.
Phineas: It's a no holds bar race to the finish. The winner gets $10,000 bucks!
Sawyer: What are you gonna do with the $10,000 bucks?
Phineas: You think our machines pay for themselves? Tell em' Ferb!
Ferb: We're broke.
Half Mechanical-Half Marathon Announcer: On your mark, get set, go!
Phineas: Go get 'em, girl!
(Winter makes a dolphin sound and starts to race, Cyborg starts to run while Winter, Toothless & Hiccup are flying, Winter looks at Hiccup & Toothless like a video game and stars shooting rays at them, when Winter hits Toothless in the booty they start to fall down)
Hiccup: But we had so many sequels in uuuuuuus!
(They continue to fall and soon they crash down, Cyborg continues to run)
Candace: Phineas, I'm telling Mom!
(Cyborg shoots a ray at Candace turning her to dust)
Cyborg: Man, I hate tattletales!
(Winter shoots at Cyborg while he is still running)
Phineas: Go, Winter, go!
Cyborg: Teen Titans, GO!
Winter (Robot): DOLPHIN CATCHPHRASE!
(The segment freezes then Dr. Cameron McCarthy appears)
Morgan Freeman / Dr. Cameron McCarthy: Hi, I'm Morgan Freeman. I play Dr. McCarthy in this movie. The thing is, it really doesn't matter who wins this race, what matters is that we all learn something, and that is: If you're gonna mess with nature, make sure to add robot parts. Heck, I know I did. Engage feet rockets! (As he takes off, his feet rockets start to malfunction.) Oh no, I forgot to get feet gas!
KA-BOOM!
(Segment ends)