Announcer: Everything is better with ninjas! School!
Teacher: The Lousianna Purchase was when Thomas Jefferson...
(Some kid shoots a spitball at the ninja, then he attacks the kid and drinks some grape juice.)
(He puts back the grape juice and hides in the desk.)
(The mom hands the ninja plates to break.)
Announcer: The Local News!
Ninja: And that's the news in Cincinatti. But first, let's do one more check of the weather. Barbara?
Announcer: And Weddings!
Usher/Best Man: And now let's cut the cake.
(The ninja uses his sword to give cake to the bridesmaids and the ushers.)
Usher/Best Man: Wow, that was amazing.
(The bride and groom split.)
Usher/Best Man: Still, pretty amazing.
Announcer: Everything is better with ninjas! Golf!