Transcript (Part 1)[]
"What? You don't like bread crumbs?"
(Duck points to sign)
"Your a duck. What do you care about breaking the rules."
Duck: I can't go back to jail man! The'll eat me alive in there.
Transcript (Part 2)[]
Duck: This bread is stale.
"Well yeah. That's why i'm feeding it to ducks. Ducks don't care."
Duck: Well this duck cares buddy. "Man on east bench hands out stale bread. 0-5 stars, would not patronize again." Let's see your business survive that review.
"I have so many questions about what just happened."
Transcript (Part 3)[]
Police Officer: Excuse me, you can't do that.
"Are you telling me what to do? Because you can't do that."
Police Officer: Oh you just put that sign up.
"You just put up that other sign."
Police Officer: I'm allowed to put up signs."
"Says who?"
Police Officer: Says that sign."
"Alright fine. But who put up that sign?"
Police Officer: You know. I never thought about it. Boy. I need to go home and really think things over.
"Yes that was all worth it.