Final Brantasy is a parody segment from WWe Bought a ZOO / 2 Broke Powerpuff Girls.
Summary[]
A cereal that gets better at every level each time you eat a bowl.
Transcript[]
Narrator: Bran: It's just not exciting. Sure, they can turn it into flakes, they can even add raisins! But it's still just boring old bran. Until now, that is! Introducing Final Brantasy, the bran cereal with all the complexity of a Japanese role-playing game!
Justin: (At Level 1) *Crunch!* BLEH! This tastes like burnt rubber!
Narrator: Sure, it does, 'cause you're only at Level 1! Final Brantasy is the only cereal that levels up as you eat it, becoming a better tasting cereal as you go!
Justin: (At Level 2) Alright, Level 2! *Crunch!* BLEH! BLEH! Now it tastes like UN-burnt rubber!
Narrator: And just like the game, you'll have to make it through about 80 levels before it even starts to get good! So get ready for countless hours of awesome chewing!
Justin: (At Level 45) *Cruch! Crunch! Crunch! Crunch!* BLEH! BLEH!
Mother: Justin! We're headed to the amusement park!
Justin: I can't go! I'm at Level 45, and it tastes like wood! *Crunch!* Ooh, ow. Now it tastes like sand!
Mother: Justin, you're wasting all your time on that cereal!
Justin: (At Level 63) *Crunch! Crunch! Crunch!* (Muffled) Ma, I can't stop now! I'm at Level 63! Also, I can't feel my jaw.
Narrator: Final Brantasy! What are you gonna do? Stop eating it?
Thief: You've come so far!
Justin: (At Level 78) *Crunch! Crunch! Crunch!*
Mother: Justin!
Sword: *SHWLING!*
5-second Cartoon[]
Justin: (At Level 136) *Crunch! Crunch!*
Trivia[]
- At level 63, Justin seems to be fat, up until Level 136.