Frankenwinnie

FrankenWinnie is a crossover between Frankenweenie and Winnie the Pooh.

This segment is from MAD Season 3, Episode 15 (67): FrankenWinnie / ParaMorgan.

Summary[]

Winnie the Pooh goes on a rampage after Christopher Robin brings him back to life.

References[]

Characters[]

Transcript[]

Narrator: On this particular day in the Hundred Acre Wood, Winnie the Pooh had once again gotten himself stuck in Rabbit's hole.

(Cuts to inside Rabbit's house)

Pooh: Why can't I like celery instead?

Christopher Robin: Don't worry, Pooh. We'll get you out. You know the drill, everyone!

All: PULL THE BEAR!

Pooh: Wait, I don't think this will--

(Too late. Pooh gets ripped in half and his head becomes severed.)

(gasps)

Pooh: (with severed head) Ooooh, bother.

Christopher Robin: Oh no! Well, maybe I can put his head back on his--

(Scene cuts to Tigger attacking Pooh's legs. He suddenly stops with his mouth full of stuffing.)

Tigger: (muffled) So is this... not OK?

Piglet: It's okay, Christopher Robin. Sometimes even our favorite toys break. But if you love them, they'll always have a place in your heart.

Christopher Robin: I don't want him in my heart! (Scene goes black and white) I wanna bring him... BACK TO LIFE!

(Thunder and lightning, then title card: FrankenWinnie)

Christopher Robin: Scissors. Thread. Red shirt. Now, the thing he's needed since the beginning.

Piglet: Pants?

Christopher Robin: No! Not pants! Igor, hand me that jar.

Eeyore: It's pronounced "Eeyore", but everybody gets it wrong.

(Thunder and lightning)

Christopher Robin: Almost... there... Perfect!

(Thunder)

Christopher Robin: Pooh?

Pooh: (groans)

Christopher Robin: I've done it! I've re-animated my bear!

(Pulls off blanket)

(gasps)

Rabbit: I think I also made a Pooh.

Christopher Robin: What? He's just like before! Right, Pooh?

Pooh: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

(Destroys door and goes outside)

Piglet: I still think he needs pants.

Christopher Robin: Eeyore, what jar did you give me when I asked? Was it A. A. Milne's?

Eeyore: No. It was H-O-Ney's.

Christopher Robin: You fool! Now he really has honey on the brain.

(Cuts to Pooh in a park, eating honey, with all the people panicking... but then, Yogi Bear comes in!)

Yogi Bear: (Pooh listens to Yogi) Hey friend, why settle for honey when you can have the whole picnic basket?

(Pooh jumps on Yogi Bear and attacks him)

Yogi Bear: (Pooh punches him) Hey! What are you doing?! Stop! I already have a Boo Boo!

(Scenes goes to Pooh's Friends)

Rabbit: So much rage.

(Scene goes to Christopher Robin)

Christopher Robin: Well, maybe I can stick the good brain inside his head.

(Christopher Robin is surprised and scene goes to Tigger attacking the brain like last time)

Tigger: So, not this either?

(Scene goes to Christopher Robin)

Christopher Robin: A good scientist would sacrifice something of his own to make his creation happy (Christopher Robin walks), so....

Rabbit: Don't do it!

Piglet: No!

(Tigger hops up)

Tigger: There must be another way.

(Scene goes to Christopher Robin)

Christopher Robin: (Christopher Robin holds his Hand) No! (Christopher Robin gets upset) I'm sorry, I have no choice but to give him (RIP! Christopher Robin's pants go off) my pants!

(Back to Technicolor. Pooh puts on his new pants, and eats honey.)

Rabbit: That's what he was angry about?

(Piglet comes)

Piglet: I told you he needed pants.

(POP! goes the button of Pooh's pants and Piglet falls down)

(End segment)

Trivia[]

This is the third Halloween segment. The first was Kitchen Nightmares Before Christmas and the second was How I Met Your Mummy.
This segment is the fourth main stop-motion segment. The previous main stop-motion segments were:
This is the only segment that went from Technicolor to black and white, and back again.
Third time Yogi Bear appeared on MAD.
Rabbit made a joke that Pooh sounded like Poo when he said "I think I also made a Pooh." This also happened in Pooh Grit.
In the actual film, the Frankenweenie logo is green. But in this parody, the "FrankenWinnie" title is blue.
The part where Christopher Robin queries Eeyore about whose brain he put in is a reference to a scene from Young Frankenstein.
In the sketch all commented that Pooh does not wear pants, but no other animal in the forest of hundred acres wears pants.
The animation was made by Stoopid Buddy Studios creator of Robot Chicken