G.I. E.I. Joe / Dog with a Captain's Log is the sixth episode of MAD Season 4, and the 84th overall episode of MAD.

Episode Summary

G.I. E.I. Joe: The G.I. Joe team recruits help from General Joe Colton (a.k.a. "Old MacDonald") and his farm.

Dog with a Captain's Log: The U.S.S. Starship Enterprise gets a new crew member: Stan the Dog from Disney's Dog with a Blog.


  1. MADvent Calendar - Been looking for May flowers all month? Here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
    • Tuesday, 8:00 PM: Glee attempts to boost its finale by enlisting two legendary actresses that kids have never heard of.
    • Friday, 5:00 PM: Star Trek Into Darkness releases more hot pics from the set, but they're also in the darkness.
    • Sunday, 9:00 AM: Mothers everywhere awake to a disappointing Mother's Day when their children give them this!
  2. Opening Scene
  3. G.I. E.I. Joe (Movie Parody of G.I. Joe: Retaliation / Nursery Rhyme Parody of "Old MacDonald Had a Farm")
  4. Animated Marginals segment
  5. What Do Trees Want to Be When They Grow Up? (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  6. Zombeach (Spoof on Zombies and Beaches Resorts) (Ad Parodies segment)
  7. Not Karate Class, Book Club Actually (Stop-motion Cartoon segment)
  8. How Hot is the Sun? (Animated by Rubber House)
  9. SpongeBorg SquarePants (TV Parody of SpongeBob SquarePants)
  10. Great Moments in Redundancy (Cartoon)
  11. Spy vs. Spy - White Spy's Smart Phone (Directed by Tennessee Reid Norton) (Spy vs. Spy segment) (Stop-motion Cartoon)
    • (Note: Although Black Spy is the winner, he does not appear in the segment.)
  12. Animated Marginals segment
  13. Life: It's All About the Presentation (Animated by Rubber House)
  14. Couple Should've Hired a House Usher (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  15. Dog with a Captain's Log (TV Parody of Disney's Dog with a Blog / Movie Parody of Star Trek)
  16. Credits
  17. 5-second Cartoon - (from Life: It's All About the Presentation) (5-second Cartoon segment)


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  • Chris Cox - Duke and Captain James T. Kirk
  • Mikey Day - Flint, Tree #2, and Commander Spock
  • Keith Ferguson - Husband and Zombeach Announcer
  • Melinda Hamilton - Wife and Tree #3
  • Jim Meskimen - General Joe Colton (a.k.a. "Old MacDonald"), How Hot is the Sun? Announcer, and Captain Jean-Luc Picard
  • Jason Nash - Roadblock, Great Moments in Reeundancy Announcer, and Stan the Dog
  • Nolan North - Montgomery "Scotty" Scott and Great Moments in Redundancy Announcer
  • Kevin Shinick - Tree #1, Tree #4, Dr. Leonard McCoy, Mr. Hikaru Sulu, Bus Driver, Robot Fish, Cows, Pigs, Life: It's All About the Presentation Announcer, and the MADvent Calendar Announcer
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