Garfield of Dreams / I Hate My Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the 22nd episode of MAD Season 2, and the 48th overall episode of MAD.

Episode Summary

Garfield of Dreams: Seth MacFarlane tries to get Hollywood to care about has-been cartoons again.

I Hate My Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A mother realizes her sons have become something she always hated: ninja turtles!


  1. MAD News - The MAD News anchor announces that March's Madness becomes March's Sadness. (Animated by Mark Marek)
  2. Opening Scene
  3. Garfield of Dreams (Comic Parody of Garfield / Movie Parody of Field of Dreams)
  4. Animated Marginals segment - Alfred E. Neuman juggles, then a bunch of balls fall on him.
  5. Bobo the Clown marries balloon instead of Dorine (Animated by Mike

    I Hate My Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  6. What's Wrong with this Picture?: Jay-Z
  7. The Left Hand of Doom (Comic Parody of Hellboy) (Ad Parodies segment) (Animated by Nate Theis)
  8. Dr. Glass Johnson Makes the Score (Cartoon)
  9. Duck Takes a Bath with His Rubber Boy (Animated by Don Martin)
  10. Stapler Goes to Dentist (Cartoon)
  11. Lancing with the Stars (TV Parody of ABC's Dancing with the Stars) (Ad Parodies segment)
  12. Robots Build a Human (Stop-motion Cartoon segment)
  13. Thor hammers bolts with his own hammer (Spoof on Thor) (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  14. Spy vs. Spy - Swing Tree (Spy vs. Spy segment)
  15. Animated Marginals segment - A guy is too afraid to go on diving board, then falls down on stairs.
  16. Wizard or Crazy Person (Cartoon)
  17. I Hate My Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Parody of I Hate My Teenage Daughter and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
  18. Credits
  19. 5-second Cartoon - (from Lancing with the Stars) Buzz Aldrin says, "I wonder if Bristol Palin had to go through this." (5-second Cartoon segment)


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  • Hugh Davidson - Doonesbury, Peter Jackson, Michelangelo, Construction Worker, B.C., Prime Minister, and Buzz Aldrin
  • Dan Milano - Dagwood Bumstead, Raphael, and Dad
  • Rachel Ramras - Drew Barrymore, Angelina Jolie, Nikki Miller, Edna, Lancing with the Stars Announcer, Doris, and Dennis the Menace
  • Kevin Shinick - Seth MacFarlane, Will Smith, Brad Pitt, The Shredder, Thor, Bobo, Dick Tracy, What's Wrong With This Picture? Announcer, the Wizard of Id, and the MAD News Anchor
  • Michael Sinterniklaas - Leonardo, Tom Cruise, and Steven Spielberg
  • Tara Strong - Loretta Lockhorn, Annie Watson, and Boy with Scissors
  • Fred Tatasciore - Hagar the Horrible, Hellboy, and Wizard or Crazy Person Announcer
  • Frank Welker - Garfield, Basketball Announcer, and Donatello
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