George Washington: Cherry Tree Chopper / Star Wars Earned Stripes is the 26th and final episode of MAD Season 3, and the 78th overall episode of MAD.

Episode Summary

George Washington: Cherry Tree Chopper: The completely true tale of George Washington's war against the cherry trees is finally told!

Star Wars Earned Stripes: Do these C-list celebrities have what it takes to become A-list Storm Troopers?


  1. MADvent Calendar - Been eating candy hearts all month? Here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
    • Friday, 12:00 PM: Scientists invented a chocolate that won't melt, then use it to build a rocket ship to the sun.
    • Sunday, 6:00 PM: A year after she releases "Call Me Maybe", Carly Rae Jepsen still hasn't received any phone calls.
    • Monday, 10:00 AM: Alarm clock companies go out of business when they start waking people up with this!
  2. Opening Scene
  3. George Washington: Cherry Tree Chopper (Spoof on George Washington / Movie Parody of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter)
  4. Animated Marginals segment - Alfred E. Neuman paints the ship, but the water has come to life.
  5. Never Bring a Swordfish to a Gunfish Fight (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  6. Shellmet (Video Game Parody of Super Mario Bros.) (Ad Parodies segment)
  7. Holidays We'd Like to See - Flagpole Day, Missedmas, Day Day, and Thankstaking
  8. Bakin' (Movie Parody of Taken 2) (Ad Parodies segment)
  9. Spy vs. Spy - James Bond (Spy vs. Spy segment) (Stop-motion Cartoon)
  10. Animated Marginals segment - A man dresses up as the penguin so he can take pictures of penguins, but he gets eaten by a whale.
  11. Robin Hood in Jail (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  12. Star Wars Earned Stripes (Movie Parody of Star Wars / TV Parody of NBC's Stars Earn Stripes)
  13. Credits
  14. 5-second Cartoon - (from Bakin') (5-second Cartoon segment)


Main article: George Washington: Cherry Tree Chopper / Star Wars Earned Stripes/Gallery


Main article: George Washington: Cherry Tree Chopper / Star Wars Earned Stripes (Transcript)



  • Chris Cox - Bakin' Announcer and Dean Cain
  • Jim Meskimen - Benedict Arnold and Robin Hood
  • Rachel Ramras - Kid, Peter Pan, Missedmas Woman, Thankstaking Girl, and Kim Mills
  • Kevin Shinick - Benjamin Franklin, Stormtrooper, Chef, Kid with Shellmet, Captain Hook, Shark, Missedmas Man, Day Day Kid, Star Wars Earned Stripes Announcer, and the MADvent Calendar Announcer
  • Dana Snyder - Swordfish, Holidays We'd Like to See Announcer, and Police Officer
  • Tara Strong - Queen of the Cherry Trees, Teacher, and Eve Torres
  • Fred Tatasciore - George Washington, Darth Vader, and Bryan Mills
  • Gary Anthony Williams - Cherry Tree, Shellmet Announcer, Thankstaking Boy, and Terry Crews
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