This ad is a parody of Global Positioning System (GPS)'.
This ad is from the episode Ribbitless/The Clawfice.
Summary of Skit[]
The Gorilla Positioning System can bring a whole lot of monkey business, literally.
Transcript[]
Announcer: Does this happen to you?
Man: If we're very quiet, we...
(Gorilla roars and beats up the man)
Announcer: Then you need the Gorilla Positioning System, the only GPS designed to reveal a gorilla's hiding place.
(Ringing)
GPS Voice: Turn left, then make a right at the tree.
(Gorilla gets angry)
(BUSTED)
Announcer: 'Cause there's no telling where those suckers are hiding!
(Ringing)
GPS voice: Open door.
(Angry gorilla again)
(BUSTED)
Announcer: And with the Gorilla Positioning System...
(Ringing)
GPS voice: Look out right window.
(Yep, angry gorilla)
(BUSTED)
Announcer: ...you can avoid any unnecessary run-ins.
(Ringing)
GPS Voice: Four seats to your right.
(ANGRY AGAIN!)
(BUSTED)
Announcer: The Gorilla Positioning System, you're gonna go "ape" for it!
(Ringing)
GPS Voice: Lift paper.
(Fifth angry gorilla)
(BUSTED)
Trivia[]
- Goof: In the movie theater, the GPS said the gorilla was four seats to the kid's right. The gorilla was actually in the next two seats to his right.