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This ad is a parody of Hansel and Gretel and Han Solo from Star Wars.

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This is from the episode Kung Fu Blander/Destroy Bob the Builder Destroy.

Summary of Skit[]

Han Solo and Gretel: The saga continually gets ridiculous!

References[]

  • Gnomeo & Juliet
  • 7-Up
  • The Empire Strikes Back

Transcript[]

Narrator: From the people who thought Gnomeo and Juliet was a good idea comes...

Hansel: I'm Hansel. This is Gretel. We're in need of a ride back home.

Han Solo: Looks like you got yourself a ship.

Narrator: Han Solo and Gretel.

Hansel : But wait I'm here too (Han solo shoots Hansel with a laser gun and then Gretel cries)

Narrator: Han Solo and Gretel. Catch the excitement. (scene cuts to Han Solo and Gretel in a ship while and alarm goes off)

Gretel: What's happening?

Han Solo: We've come out of lightspeed into some sort of bread crumb shower.

Narrator: The Suspense.

Han Solo: I think I can lose him before he reaches that small moon.

Gretel: That's no moon. It's a planet made of candy.

(scene cuts to Han solo being lowered in an oven with Gretel and the witch watching)

Narrator: And the romance.

Gretel: The witch is going to cook you in the oven and then she's going to eat you.

Han Solo: I know.

(Flames whoosh and Han Solo screams as Gretel watches in horror)

Narrator: Han Solo and Gretel. The saga continually gets ridiculous.

(segment ends)

Trivia[]

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