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Here Comes Yogi Boo Boo is a crossover between Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Yogi Bear.

This segment is from MAD Season 3, Episode 24 (76): Life of Rhyme / Here Comes Yogi Boo Boo.

Summary[]

Two bears named Yogi and Boo-Boo Bear act gross and dumb.

References[]

Characters[]

  • Yogi Bear
  • Boo Boo Bear
  • Ranger Smith
  • Cameraman
  • Picnic Man
  • Picnic Father
  • Picnic Mother
  • Picnic Daughter
  • Werner Herzog (director)

Transcript[]

"Ranger Smith. Ranger Smith, these two bears keep walking right up to campers and stealing their picnic baskets, and they don't seem scared of humans at all

"Oh that's just Yogi, he's not dangerous."

"Really? Cuz I think he might have already eaten someone and stolen their hat."

Ranger Smith: "Yogi, some man thinks you ate a- oh my goodness! Oh what did you eat an entire family."

Yogi Bear: "I didn't eat no picnic family, it's what happens from hibernation."

Ranger Smith: "Looks more like a cry for help."

"Gaining weight gain a cry for attention, but painting your faces."

"Look I also painted this pig."

"Guys, no one's gonna want to come see a fat bear and his inappropriately dressed- Oh what are you doing?"

"We're filming these gross talking bears because well Jersey Shore was canceled and we got to film something weird."

Ranger Smith: "What's becoming this country? I mean Park?"

"Alright Boo Boo, we gotta get us some of that sweet pic-a-nic."

"People ask me if I'm gonna be able to lose this weight. I say does a bear fart in the woods? No I'm asking. Because that's my plan for losing the weight. Farting in the woods."

"I couldn't help but notice you were enjoying a picnic basket. I will leave you to consume it in peace. Ah-choo! Whoops! Well, you can clean that off. Ah-choo! Or I can take it off your hands."

"I used to feel special because I was one of two talking bears in the world but now look what I can do.

"Yogi, what'd I tell you?

"Get him."

"It's okay we still got all we need to make my famous gumbo."

"I love gumbo because it's only mustard, and I love eating straight mustards because I hate chewing."

"Boo Boo, we've tried sneezing, blabbering, and mustard but we still don't have those ratings."

"You mean picnic baskets?"

"Oh, right. Pic-a-nic baskets well looks like there's only one thing left to do. We're dancy then the average bears."

"What is wrong with those weird sad bears?"

"Oh boy, what are we doing with our lives?"

"Being a talking bear with a hat used to be enough for people, but now this is what it takes to be on TV."

"I think it's time to call it quits, let's get out of here Yogi."

"Yogi, Boo Boo, we just got picked up for a second season."

Both: Hooray!

"When I look into Boo Boo's eyes, I am overwhelmed by the enormity of his flat brain, but I do not hate the Boo Boo. I love him. I love him against my better judgment and I love mustard. Filmmaking makes us all into clouds."

Trivia[]

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