Hip Hop Hobbit / The Monday Project is the 21st episode of MAD Season 3, and the 73rd overall episode of MAD.

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— Cauliflower from The Perks of Being a Cauliflower

Episode Summary

Hip Hop Hobbit: Bilbo embarks on an old-school quest of rhyming and break dancing (which was actually recorded on a videotape)

The Monday Project: Garfield vows to get his life together.



Image of Jon Arbuckle in "The Monday Project"

  1. MADvent Calendar - Been breaking New Year's resolutions for a month? Here are some MAD moments you may have missed:
    • Sunday, 4:00 PM: Alfred E. Neuman praises his own television show by calling it filth.
    • Tuesday, 9:00 PM: After learning that three Lord of the Rings celebrities share January birthdays, the Zodiac sign is changed from Capricorn to Aragorn.
    • Saturday, 10:00 AM: The groundhog laughs at his own puppet shadows, which means many more seasons of this!
  2. Opening Scene
  3. Hip Hop Hobbit (Movie Parody of the Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey) (MAD Music segment)
  4. Animated Marginals segment - A bird needs more lot of birds to grab the rhino.
  5. Is Santa Coming or Not? (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  6. Why Kristen Stewart Never Laughs... or Smiles (Spoof on Kristen Stewart)
  7. MAD Security Cam - Zoo (MAD Security Cam segment) (Stop-motion Cartoon)
  8. The Perks of Being a Cauliflower (Movie Parody of the Perks of Being a Wallflower) (Ad Parodies segment)
  9. Spy vs. Spy - Retina Scanner (Spy vs. Spy segment) (Stop-motion Cartoon)
  10. Animated Marginals segment - A princess kisses a frog and it turns into Alfred E. Neuman and the princess faints.
  11. Tinky Turner's Self Elf Book (Ad Parodies segment)
  12. Ant Funeral (Cartoon)
  13. The Monday Project (TV Parody of the Mindy Project / Comic Parody of Garfield)
  14. Credits
  15. 5-second Cartoon - (from Hip Hop Hobbit) Bilbo raps with Gollum. (5-second Cartoon segment)


Main article: Hip Hop Hobbit / The Monday Project/Gallery


Main article: Hip Hop Hobbit / The Monday Project (Transcript)



  • Keith Ferguson - Bilbo Baggins, Jon Arbuckle, and Ant
  • Biz Markie - 1977 Bilbo, Odie's Security Guard, and Elf
  • Jim Meskimen - Gandalf, Tinky Turner's Self Elf Book Announcer, and Anchorman
  • Rachel Ramras - Christmas Daughter, Honey Boo Boo, Girl with Bike, and Honey Boo Boo's Mom
  • Christopher "Kid" Reid - 1977 Gandalf, Bully, and Elf
  • Kevin Shinick - Dwarf, Lunchroom Monitor, Santa Claus, Guy, Ant, Christmas Son, Man at Lasagna Fair, and the MADvent Calendar Announcer
  • Dana Snyder - Tinky Turner, Dwarf, and Why Kristen Stewart Never Laughs... or Smiles Announcer
  • Frank Welker - Garfield, Cauliflower, and Christmas Dad
  • Gregg Berger - Odie
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