Changes: Jaws the Great and Powerful

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Jaws the Great and Powerful is a crossover between Jaws and Disney's Oz the Great and Powerful.

This segment is from MAD Season 4, Episode 9 (87): Jaws the Great and Powerful / Old Spock's Off Their Spockers.

Summary

When balloons carry a ferocious shark to the Land of Oz... things get weird.

References

MGM's the Wizard of Oz

MAD References

Once Upon a Toon

Characters

Martin Brody
Matt Hooper (Matt Pooper)
Quint
Jaws
Theodora the Wicked Witch of the West
the Mayor of Munchkin Land
the Munchkins
Flying Monkeys
the Tin Man

Transcript

(Scene starts at the surface of the ocean of Amity Island where Quint used his harpoon shooting gun, Martin Brody steering his wheel and Matt Pooper kept tying balloons with rope)

Quint: Hurry up, Pooper! I wanna hit this shark with another balloons when we don't go down again.

Matt Pooper: Don't wait for me.

Martin Brody: Look at that size of that thing!

(Quint shoots harpoons on Jaws' fin and one balloon bounced off the deck and Matt raised his hands up.)

Quint: Not with three balloons he can't go down. Not with THREE OF THEM! GIVE ME THOSE BALLOONS!!

(Quint kept shooting harpoons at Jaws' fin angrily and Jaws went down into the ocean. Quint blinked his eyes while he saw balloons reached to the surface of the ocean.)

Matt and Quint: YES!

(Jaws was carried by balloons with a boat.)

Quint: Uh-oh...

(The boat tilted and Matt and Quint scream, and Martin landed on the rear of the boat. They went up very high.)

Martin Brody: Look like we're going to need a heavier boat.

Matt Pooper: I think we need better look. Look!

(A tornado appears on-screen and everything went into the tornado. They all scream when they saw a license plate, a billboard, and a dead person. They get very dizzy after the tornado disappears.)

Matt Pooper: I think we're OK.

Martin Brody : Yeah, we're pretty still really high. Look how tiny those people are from down here.

(The boat came with a big thud when they arrive at Munchkin Land.)

Martin Brody: Oh...

The Mayor: Who you callin' "tiny"?!

(Jaws appears in Munchkin Land when he thrashes and scares all the Munchkins while they are screaming and running.)

(Title card: Jaws the Great and Powerful)

Theodora: Welcome to Oz. You must be the Wizard who can save us.

(Jaws tried to eat Thoedora and Matt stops Jaws.)

Matt Pooper: Ah, yes. He's the Wizard. But the word is "teeth", and you even say, you can say to us.

Theodora: Well, an evil witch was in danger of our lives with our people. But the mayor refuses to close the city.

The Mayor: It's tourist season. It will be bad for business.

Quint: Tell me, Mr. Mayor. It's there a reward to catch this witch?

The Mayor: Untold richies.

Quint: Oh, I'll find it for the richies. But I'll catch her and kill her. And throw her.

The Mayor: Deal. Now just follow this golden path.

Martin Brody: You mean that yellow brick road?

The Mayor: Ha, ha. Listen. You yelled golden path. People say "Huh? Wha?" You yelled yellow brick road. And we've got a lawsuit on our hands with the Warner Bros. Studios. Now, get out there.

Martin Brody: I don't know if we're gonna catch the witch this way.

Quint: You can catch anything with the right bait.

Matt Pooper: He's right. And since I'm the smart one. I'm using flying monkeys.

Martin Brody: I still don't think we're gonna catch her this way.

Quint: Hmm. Maybe you're right.

Martin Brody: I think we're gonna need a bigger plan.

Quint: I have just the thing.

Matt Pooper: No way. If you think I'm going down there to shark tank? You're crazy?

Quint: Of course you're not. This is OZ.

Matt Pooper: Phew. Good.

Quint: You're going in the bubble.

Matt Pooper: Say wha?

Wicked Witch: (Evil Laughs)

Martin Brody: This isn't working either. What are we going to do?

(Tin Man arrives)

Tin Man: Excuse me. Are you either of you a Wizard? He, uh, he supposed to give me a heart.

Martin Brody: Hmm?

Tin Man: Wait. I thought you were giving me a heart?

Martin Brody: I am.

Tin Man: Hmm. Smells like propane.

Martin Brody: Didn't you know? Heart smell like propane. Come on. Show me the tank. Show me the tank.

Wicked Witch: Can I help you?

Martin Brody: Smile you, witch.

Quint: We did it. We save the people of oz.

Matt Pooper: Hmm. Not quite.

Martin Brody: Oh, really? That's how this ends? We're gonna need a better script.

Trivia

This is the first time Disney's Oz the Great and Powerful showed up.
Protagonists: Martin Brody, Matt Hooper (Matt Pooper), Quint and Jaws
Antagonist: Theodora the Wicked Witch of the West
The Amity's Island banner has changed from the film.
The barrels in yellow were replaced by balloons.
Martin Brody and Quint were both resurrected after the movie Jaws in 1975.
Some of the quotes in this sketch refer to the movie.
The appearance of the tin man in the sketch was something totally out, because Oz the Great and Powerful is a prequel of The Wizard of Oz and they never appeared none of the protagonists of the story in the film.

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 '''Theodora''': Well, an evil witch was in danger of our lives with our people. But the mayor refuses to close the city.
+'''The Mayor''': It's tourist season. It will be bad for business.
+'''Quint''': Tell me, Mr. Mayor. It's there a reward to catch this witch?
+'''The Mayor''': Untold richies.
+'''Quint''': Oh, I'll find it for the richies. But I'll catch her and kill her. And throw her.
+'''The Mayor''': Deal. Now just follow this golden path.
+'''Martin Brody''': You mean that yellow brick road?
+'''The Mayor''': Ha, ha. Listen. You yelled golden path. People say "Huh? Wha?" You yelled yellow brick road. And we've got a lawsuit on our hands with the Warner Bros. Studios. Now, get out there.
+'''Martin Brody''': I don't know if we're gonna catch the witch this way.
+'''Quint''': You can catch anything with the right bait.
+'''Matt Pooper''': He's right. And since I'm the smart one. I'm using flying monkeys.
+'''Martin Brody''': I still don't think we're gonna catch her this way.
+'''Quint''': Hmm. Maybe you're right.
+'''Martin Brody''': I think we're gonna need a bigger plan.
+'''Quint''': I have just the thing.
+'''Matt Pooper''': No way. If you think I'm going down there to shark tank? You're crazy?
+'''Quint''': Of course you're not. This is OZ.
+'''Matt Pooper''': Phew. Good.
+'''Quint''': You're going in the bubble.
+'''Matt Pooper''': Say wha?
+'''Wicked Witch''': (Evil Laughs)
+'''Martin Brody''': This isn't working either. What are we going to do?
+(Tin Man arrives)
+'''Tin Man''': Excuse me. Are you either of you a Wizard? He, uh, he supposed to give me a heart.
+'''Martin Brody''': Hmm?
+'''Tin Man''': Wait. I thought you were giving me a heart?
+'''Martin Brody''': I am.
+'''Tin Man''': Hmm. Smells like propane.
+'''Martin Brody''': Didn't you know? Heart smell like propane. Come on. Show me the tank. Show me the tank.
+'''Wicked Witch''': Can I help you?
+'''Martin Brody''': Smile you, witch.
+'''Quint''': We did it. We save the people of oz.
+'''Matt Pooper''': Hmm. Not quite.
+'''Martin Brody''': Oh, really? That's how this ends? We're gonna need a better script.
 ==Trivia==