Kitchen Nightmares Before Christmas / How I Met Your Mummy is the ninth episode of MAD Season 2, and the 35th overall episode of MAD.

Episode Summary

Kitchen Nightmares Before Christmas: After getting tired of all the work he's done, Chef Gordon Ramsay is transported to Halloween Town, where he becomes the scariest person there.

How I Met Your Mummy: A werewolf father tells his werewolf son and mummy daughter how he met their mummy mother.


  1. MAD News - The MAD News anchor announces that the winner of the best Halloween costume is Jonah Hill.
  2. Opening Scene (Halloween style!)
  3. Kitchen Nightmares Before Christmas (TV Parody of Kitchen Nightmares / Movie Parody of Tim Burton's the Nightmare Before Christmas/Animated by Bunko Studios and Stoopid Buddy Stoodios) (Stop-motion Cartoon segment)
  4. Animated Marginals segment
  5. Dog dresses up as owner (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  6. Dear Reaper... (Dear Reaper segment/Parody of Grim Reaper)
  7. Scream 90X (Movie Parody of Scream / Ad Parody of P90X) (Ad Parodies segment)
  8. The Scooby-Doo Gang, Ruining Halloween Since 1969 (TV Parody of Scooby-Doo)
  9. VeggieTales from the Crypt (TV Parody of VeggieTales and Tales from the Crypt/animated by Oddbot Animation) (Live-action Cartoon / Ad Parodies segment)
  10. Spy vs. Spy - Costume Party (Spy vs. Spy segment)
  11. Animated Marginals segment
  12. Lloyd's (Parody of Lloyd's) (Ad Parodies segment)
  13. Family orders meal and waitress messes it up (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  14. How I Met Your Mummy (TV Parody of How I Met Your Mother)
  15. Credits
  16. 5-second Cartoon - (from Scream 90X) The girl is still terrified. (5-second Cartoon segment)


Main article: Kitchen Nightmares Before Christmas / How I Met Your Mummy/Gallery


Main article: Kitchen Nightmares Before Christmas / How I Met Your Mummy (Transcript)



  • Chris Cox - Arthur Smith, Dog, and Werewolf at Lloyd's
  • Larry Dorf - Health Inspector, Eggplant, Grim Rraper, and The Scooby-Doo Gang Ruining Halloween Since 1969 Announcer
  • Seth Green - Gordon Ramsay (speaking), Baby Carrot's Father(Monster Carrot) Werewolf Dad (Ted), and Live-Action Man (Himself)
  • Matthew Lillard - Shaggy Rogers and Scream 90X Announcer
  • Jim Meskimen - Jack Skellington, Barney, and Kent Weed
  • Rachel Ramras - Baby Carrot, Daphne Blake, Mummy Girl, Cyclops, Betty, Mary Williams, Robin, Patricia Llewellyn, Waitress, Mary Williams, Velma Dinkley, Scream 90X Girl, Two-Headed Monster, and Ted's Dentist
  • Meredith Salenger - Mummy Mom, Trick-or-Treat Lady, Lily, Customer, Aunt Susan, and Mummy at DMV
  • Kevin Shinick - The Mayor, Count Dracula, Fred Jones, the Keeper of the Crisper(Scary Cucumber), Werewolf Boy, Gordon Ramsay (singing), Scooby-Doo, Little Bobby Wallace, Scream 90X Boy, Marshall, Zombie, Werewolf, Devil, Lloyd's Announcer, Dog, and the MAD News Anchor
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