Koopa Soup is a skit from The Adventures of Tauntaun / Everybody Loves Rayman.
Summary of Skit[]
Bowser introduces a new kind of soup served in a Koopa shell.
Transcript[]
Bowser: Poor soup. It's wet, it's liquidy, and the best advertising they can do is say that it comes in a cup! Until now. (Kicks a Purple Colored Koopa Soup shell) Introducing... (Explosion) Koopa Soup! The most exciting thing to happen to soup since they decided to heat it up! (The next scene appears through pixels) With Koopa Soup, you get a soup that eats like a Mario game! Full of 8 bits of chicken, beef, and turtle minus the chicken and beef. (The chicken and beef vanish.) And because it's served in a Koopa shell, (The mom kicks a Delicious Red shell around the neighborhood) nothing can get in the way of you and your hunger. (Koopa Soup crashes through wall)
Teacher: Matt, your soup's here.
Matt: Mmm.
Other Kid: Blech!
Bowser: Plus, unlike other soups, Koopa Soup comes in a variety of flavors that give you temporary superpowers. (As 3 Koopa Soup shells appear and land on 3 students' desks: Red for boy, blue for girl and yellow for boy with glasses) Try Delicious Red, (as Boy sips then breathes fire) Scrumptious Blue, (Girl grows wings then flies out of the classroom) and Tasty Yellow (Boy with glasses jumps up and down, causing classroom to crumble)
Teacher: Those aren't flavors, they're colors.
Bowser: Oh, like you're a soup expert! 10 seconds ago, you've never even heard of this stuff! (The teacher gets carried away by the flying girl and screams) Koopa Soup! For a limited time, so jump on it while you can. (Mario jumps in Delicious Red) That was an expression.
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Trivia[]
- The superpowers are based off of the abilities that Yoshi get in Super Mario World from eating a Koopa shell depending on it's color.
- Mario's clothes were blue and white instead of red and blue in this parody. Also, his gloves were red and his shoes were yellow.