About[]
It's a segment where a person asks any celebrity a question and they answer it.
Transcript[]
Season 1[]
TransBOREmores / Star Wars: the Groan Wars[]
Announcer: And now it's time for Ask a Celebrity.
Mila: Dear Miley Cyrus, Do you do anything special to prepare for a big show? -Mila, California
Miley Cyrus: To insure an electric performance, I rub cats on my feet and walk on a wool carpet.
Zeb: Dear Simon Cowell, Why are you always so grouchy? -Zeb, Colorado
Simon Cowell: Because my shoes are made of porcupines.
Zeb: But why are the porcupines so grouchy?
Porcupine: Because we got Simon Cowell on our backs.
Scott: Dear Shaun White, How did you get your hair so long? -Scott, Long Island
Shaun White: Every morning I start fresh by putting putty dough in my chest and then lowering my arms.
[Enter MAD News.]
Class of the Titans / Zeke and Lex Luthor[]
Announcer: And now it's time for Ask the Celebrity.
Janelle: Dear Jonas Brothers, How do you guys stay so close? -Janelle
Kevin Jonas: Well, we rehearse together...
Nick Jonas: We go on vacations together...
Joe Jonas: And we're a giant three-headed monster.
Giant 3-Headed Jonas Brothers Monster: ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR!
Hope: Dear Megan Fox, If you weren't an actress, what would you be? -Hope
Megan Fox: I guess I'll be a dentist because I can always get the boys to say aah.
Eric: Dear Jake Gyllenhaal, how do you spell your last name? -Eric
Jake Gyllenhaal: Gyle-no wait Gyll-no hang on Jille? Gille? (The giant 3-headed monster grabs Jake Gyllenhaal) YAAAH!
Giant 3-Headed Jonas Brothers Monster: ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR!
So You Think You Can Train Your Dragon How to Dance / Yo Gagga Gagga![]
Announcer: And now it's time for Ask the Celebrity.
Robert: Dear Selena Gomez, Do you have magical powers like you do on Wizards of Waverly Place? -Robert
Selena Gomez: I have the power to make people do what I command. You, drop that water. Do it or you're fired! Now get on your hands and knees and lick it up! Magic. Keep licking!
Sally: Dear Taylor Swift, Where do you keep all of your awards? -Sally
Taylor Swift: I keep them down here in my basement right next to all the people who didn't vote for me. [mockingly] I'm sorry I didn't vote for you, Taylor. [laughs]
Ivan: Dear Jay-Z, What's been the greatest moment of your life so far? -Ivan
Jay-Z: Well, there was this one concert, uh, I mean it was the day I married my beautiful and talented wife, Beyoncé. [whispering] It was the concert.
Beyoncé: I can hear you.
Jay-Z: It really was the concert.
[SLAP!]
5-second Cartoon[]
Jay-Z: It really was that concert.
HOPS / Naru210[]
Announcer: And now it's time for Ask the Celebrity.
Carlos: Dear Shakira, How do you do all those crazy dance moves? -Carlos, Florida
Shakira: Easy. I had all of my bones surgically removed. [Shakira dances to dance music, only to get tangled up] Um, a little help here.
Olivia: Dear Zac Efron, why is your hair always in your eyes? -Olivia, New York
Zac Efron: The answer's quite simple, really. My hair is a living thing that constantly tries to eat my head. It's totally annoying. [Living Hair Creature chomps Zac Efron.] (Muffled) AAAAAAH! HELP! HELP!
Stan: Dear Katy Perry, why are your eyes always so big? -Stan, Idaho
Katy Perry: That's because I'm always about 3 feet from this crazy guy.
[Crazy guy does crazy things and babbles.]
Season 2[]
The Adventures of TaunTaun / Everybody Loves Rayman[]
Announcer: And now it's time for Ask the Celebrity.
Delia: Dear Tina Fey, what's the difference between you and the character you play, Liz Lemon? -Thanks, Delia
Tina Fey: Well, Liz Lemon is a successful comedy writer who has trouble juggling her personal life with her professional. I, on the other hand, am made of bees. *Bees buzzing, glasses klink*
Steve: Hey George Clooney, what did you look like as a kid? -Signed, Steve
George Clooney: Actually, I was a small and scrawny man-child. But, wait! This isn't me! This is Jon Cryer! I've always been amazing.
Bryan: Dear Natalie Portman, you're a mom, an actress, a writer and a producer! How do you do it all? -Love, Bryan
Natalie Portman: Easy! Sorcery! *Thunder crackles, tree falls* (Evilly) MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Season 3[]
Here Comes the Doom / Brain Purge[]
Announcer: And now it's time for Ask the Celebrity!
"Dear Nicholas Cage, what are your biggest acting influences?"
Himself: Oh, there's so many. My pet cobras, a dog I saw once, me in a mirror, a static image of a baby crying, a sound of shattering glass, and a burning candle.
"Dear Samuel L. Jackson, who is your favorite Avenger?"
Himself: Oh, they're all great. But my favorite is, uh, uh, you know the, that one. With the car? Doesn't one of them have a car?
"Dear Jennifer Lawrence, how did you get the part of Katniss in the Hunger Games?"
Herself: It's a funny story, actually. I went to the audition, but I got there an hour early. So I had to sit around and wait for the other girls to show up. Then I shot them all with a bow and air and arrow. For reals.