MAD of Steel is a take-off of Man of Steel.
This segment is from MAD Season 4, Episode 22 (100): MAD's 100th Episode Special.
Summary[]
The man of steel must defeat General Zod where no Superman movie, television show, or comic has gone before.
References[]
Characters[]
- Jor-El (Superman's father)
- Scrat the Squirrel
- Lois Lane
- General Zod
- Superman
- President Barack Obama
Transcript[]
"Jorel, you are Krypton's greatest scientist."
"Because i predicted this planet will explode?"
"No, because I love this metal thing with the imprints you made. It's just like the one at the mall."
"Jorel. General Zod is Tracey to take over the planet. Should we send our son to Earth?"
"No, our son's place is by our side. Our love for him is too great, too- we can always have another."
"Wait, don't forget to send him with these red undies. But he can wear on the outside of his clothes."
"Honey, he's going to have enough trouble with that face. We don't have to dress him like a dope. I'll include the Codex skull instead?"
"Does it contain the DNA of everyone on Krypton?"
"Better. It has the memory of every movie, TV show and comic that's ever been done about this superhero. If he just follows the formula, his life and this movie will be a success. Starting with the title. Super-"
"Hmm... so far. My entire life has been different from all the other Superman shows. I'm so confused. Well, at least I can count on my dad to give me an uplifting speech about. No? Really? But I thought- oh-no, that bus is about to fall off that bridge. I guess my dad would want me to save all those lives from- No? A tornado. I only have time to save the bus or my dad. Wait a minute. According to the Codex. This movie goes on for another 3 hours. But Kevin Costner's too big of a star for just a cameo. Surely he wants to be in this movie for more than just a lousy ten minute- No? Finally, I'm at the North Pole, just like all those other Superman shows. The South Pole? Oh come on!"
"Hi, I'm Lois Lane. I followed you here because you're the only guy with heat vision."
"Hey, what's in here? Wow, an alien ship." Maybe this has the answer to where i came from.
"It does. My son. I am Jor-El, the hologram of your real father. Oh, if only your mother could see what a great man you've grown up to be."
"Couldn't you have made a hologram of her as well?"
"Oh. Uh...."
"Whoops. Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt. Is this the part where he tells you he sent you to Earth in a rocket?"
"I was just getting to that. It was a sad day for your mother and i. But-."
"Couldn't you guys just have gotten in the rocket with me?"
"Oh. Uh.... Look, General Zod's on TV."
General Zod: People of Earth, i am General Zod, and this is America's Got Kal-El. And whoever has him over wins a million dollars.
"I'd like a million dollars."
"Too late. Mr. President. I'm here to turn myself in."
"What? They threw out my red undies?"
"Yeah, but we thought you'd replace them with something."
"Oh."
"And the alien known as Superman was arrested for indecent exposure today. While in other news, the winner of America's Got Kal-El was in fact, America."
"I don't care what you do to me Zod. but i will not let you hurt the people of Earth."
General Zod: Oh yeah."
"Two can play at that game."
"Fellas. Fellas let me be clear. You are causing more damage than you are preventing let alone twice as much as in Pacific rim. So on behalf of the American people and the people of Earth, can you please take this battle into space?"
General Zod: Sure.
"Really? All of space. And they have to hit a satellite?"
"Superman stop you're squeezing laser beams out of his eyes. Oh wait, no. I guess he's doing that on his own."
General Zod: You can't stop me Kal-El. I knew you as a baby. The world will hate you when they see what you really are.
"No!"
"Eww! That was you as a baby?"
"Thanks a lot."
(Kicks him in the groin)
Trivia[]
- This is the second time Man of Steel appeared. The first was Man of Surreal from Episode 98.
- Superman is voiced by "Weird Al" Yankovic.