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This ad is a parody of Magic Marker.

This is from the episode My Little War Horse / The Tonight Show With Jay Lion-O.

Summary of Skit[]

A marker that's Magic-Magic.

Transcript[]

(Begin Segment. The boy in his room on the floor gets to drawing with his magic marker.)

Announcer: Are you tired of Magic Markers that don't hold up to their names?

(With a flash of lightning and a burst of flame, a mighty Dragon makes his entrance and roars at the boy.)

Boy: Dragonus Disappearus!

(Nothing happens.)

Dragon: Yeah, that has the power to make things blue.

(In one crunching bite, the Dragon eats the boy alive. Ripple reset.)

Announcer: Then behold: it's the Magic Magic Marker, the magic marker that's actually magic magic!

Boy: Wow! I wanna draw well!

(Marker flies out of the boy's hand and draws a well.)

Boy: I said draw well, not draw a well.

(Marker flies out of the boy's hand again and draws the Mona Lisa)

Boy: Cool! Although I could use more light!

(With a bending mana beam blast, the Marker makes a giant hole in the ceiling)

Boy: Whoa! It'll take a superhero to fix that!

(Marker turns boy into The Incredible Hulk)

Boy: Ohh... I wish I wasn't wearing such tight pants!

(Marker turns boy's pants into Snow White's dress. After that, the boy's sister walks into his room.)

Sister: What are you doing?

Boy: Coloring.

(Marker zaps the boy's sister and covers her in ink,)

Sister: I'm telling Mom!

(Marker zaps the boy's sister again and turns her into a bunch of frogs.)

Frogs: All hail the keeper of the wand!

Boy: Somewhere along the way, this got out of hand.

Announcer: The Magic Magic Marker, it's magic magic!

(Cuts back to the boy's room, which has now been turned into a mountain top.)

Boy: All I really wanted was for it to smell like blueberries!

(Marker turns the boy into a giant blueberry and the segment ends.)

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