Mouse M.D. is a crossover between Mickey Mouse and House M.D.
This segment is from MAD Season 1, Episode 11: S'UP / Mouse M.D.
Summary
A bitter mouse doctor does three rounds in a hospital: Cookie Monster, Bob the Builder, and Hannah Montana.
References
Characters
- Dr. James Wilson
- Dr. Allison Cameron
- Dr. Eric Foreman
- Patient
- Dr. Mickey Mouse
- Cookie Monster
- Count von Count
- Bob the Builder
- Miley Cyrus
- George Clooney
- Spencer Pratt (in the picture)
Transcript
(Scene begins at a hospital.)
Dr. James Wilson: I've never seen a case like this in my life.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Me either.
Dr. Eric Foreman: I mean look at it. [The camera reveals the briefcase.] It's both stylish and functional.
Patient: Hey! So can you help me or what?
Dr. James Wilson: No, but we know someone who can.
(Dr. Mouse walks in, and the door busts open.)
Patient: [gasp] A mouse doctor? Are you crazy?!
Dr. Mouse: [whips his cane in the patient's mouth] Shut up and say "ah".
(Title card: Mouse M.D.)
Dr. Allison Cameron: Mouse, this patient has been sick for weeks.
Cookie Monster: [burps] Oh. Stomach hurt.
Dr. Mouse: How many times has he tossed his cookies?
Count von Count: I will count the times. One, one puke. Two, two pukes. Ha-ha-ha. Three--
Dr. Mouse: If you don't can it, you'll be counting the number of stitches I put in your face!
Count von Count: Ah, yes.
Dr. Allison Cameron: It must be the cookies. He eats 700 of them a day.
Dr. Mouse: That's a solid diagnosis....
Dr. Allison Cameron: Thank you.
Dr. Mouse: ... if you got your medical degree at the University of I-Don't-Know-What-I'm-Talking-About!
[Dr. Mouse walks away]
[Bob the Builder crying]
Dr. Mouse: Well, if it isn't Bob the Baby.
Dr. James Wilson: He smashed his thumb with a hammer.
Bob: Can we fix it?
Dr. Mouse: Actually, no. We're gonna have to amputate.
[Bob laughs nervously]
[shining noise]
Bob: OOOOWWWWW!
Dr. Eric Foreman: Patient's name is Miley Cyrus, but she insists she's Hannah Montana.
Miley Cyrus: I am Hannah Montana. And everyone loves me!
Dr. Mouse: She's clearly delusional. [Miley stars to struggle and breaks free of the straight jacket]
Miley Cyrus: [sings] I'm Hannah. Hannah Montana.
Dr. Mouse: There's only one way to deal with this: Pull the plug.
Miley Cyrus: La la la la-- [Falls to the floor.] I'm gonna sue you for mouse practice!
Cookie Monster: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, boy.
Dr. Allison Cameron: He's getting worse and these X-Rays are baffling. [shows an X-ray of Cookie Monster with a hand inside of him]
[Dr. Mouse lifts up the cloth on the sides of the bed with his cane, showing a puppeteer, who looks a lot like George Clooney]
[clears throat]
Dr. Allison Cameron: I still think it's all the cookies he's eating.
Cookie Monster: Me like cookies.
[sniffs]
Dr. Mouse: He's lying! And I'll prove it by inducing him to vomit.
Dr. Allison Cameron: How will you do that?
(Mouse shows Allison Cameron a picture of Spencer Pratt.)
Dr. Allison Cameron: Mouse, are you crazy?! You'll lose your license!
Dr. Mouse: Not before he loses his lunch.
Cookie Monster: Ohh! Me so sick of Spencer Pratt.
[vomits]
Count von Count: One puke! (More puke flies) Two pukes!
[he laughs then swallows the vomit]
Count von Count: Three pukes!
Dr. Mouse: Just as I suspected! Broccoli. You've been eating vegetables and your body is rejecting them.
Cookie Monster: Ok, ok. Me try to eat healthier without anyone knowing. I mean me Cookie Monster, not Veggie Monster.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Mouse, another impossible case solved! You're a real miracle worker!
Dr. Mouse: Shh. No, I'm just a mouse.
(Title card again: Mouse M.D.)
(Segment ends)
Trivia
- One of Mickey Mouse's lines ("That's a great observation if you got your degree from University I-Don't-Know-What-I'm-Talking-About") was used in an unidentified play. The play was never sued by Warner Bros./the writers.
- Mouse M.D. resembles the styles of, which include:
- Build-a-Bieber
- Cliffordfield
- Big Time Rushmore
- MAD vs. Wild
- Zeke and Lex Luthor
- Duck
- Snott Pilgrim vs. the Wonderful World of Disney
- Yo Gagga Gagga!
- ¡AY Carly!
- Two and a Half Man
- Are You Karate Kidding Me?
- The Fresh Prawn of Bel-Air
- MAD Ask the Celebrity
- Law & Ogre
- Not a Fan a Montana (original version)
- TwiGH School Musical
- RiOa (original version)
- Super 80's (original version)
- Captain America's Got Talent (original version)
- The puppeteer under Cookie Monster's bed looks like George Clooney, not Frank Oz or David Rudman who perform him in real life.
- Antagonists: Dr. Mickey Mouse M.D. (Sometimes)
- The wrong guy on the picture is Alfred E. Neuman. Meanwhile, the right one is Spencer Pratt, and it will ALWAYS be Spencer Pratt! Get it?
- The title was also used on the Simpsons episode "Postcards from the Wedge".
- This is the third segment that showed its title card twice. The first was CSiCarly and the second was TransBOREmores.
- Goof: When the screen is shaking, the scene is slightly cut-off so that a strip of white can be visible under it.
- The title of this sketch was mentioned at the end of Tom and Jury, an Ad Parody from Episode 71.