Moves Like Jabba is a crossover between "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera and Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars.

This segment is from MAD Season 2, Episode 24 (50): Potions 11 / Moves Like Jabba.

(Click here for the video of the song)


One of Jabba the Hutt's guards explains how he got his job... through song!



Main Characters

  • Lando Calrissian
  • Jubnuk (Jabba's Guard)
  • Jabba the Hutt
  • Rancor

Other Characters

  • Bib Fortuna (translator)
  • Salacious Crumb (jester)
  • Boba Fett (bounty hunter)
  • Max Rebo (keyboardist)
  • Oola (slave girl)
  • Sy Snootles (band member)
  • Droopy McCool (band member)
  • EV-9D9 (torture droid)
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi (Force ghost)
  • Princess Leia (Boushh disguise)
  • Han Solo (carbonite)


(Scene begins at Jabba the Hutt's Palace on Tatooine.)

Lando Calrissian: Hel-lo? Anybody home? A robot eye let me in!

Guard: GRRRRRRR! (Sticks out axe and snorts.)

Lando Calrissian: This little piggy needs to take a bath!

Guard: Very funny. Where do you think you're going?

Lando Calrissian: Uh, I wanted to see if Jabba was hiring.

Guard: Ha! Good luck!

Lando Calrissian: How hard could it be? I mean, you got hired. How did you get this job?

Guard: You got a few minutes?

(On a black background, the name "Jabba" writes itself in pink cursive writing, music starts.)

Guard: (Singing)

I came from the staaaaars, and made a right

I met Owen Laaaaaars, who said he might

Know of a way, for me to get paid

Guarding an entryway

I took my resume caaaaaard that same night

I added "Sail Baaaaaarge" to the top right

Got off my butt, hoping I'd make the cut

When I met the large hutt, but what sold it was this

I stuck out my tounge and rolled it,

I wiggled my tail and showed

That I've got moves like Jabba,

I like to move like Jabba,

I want to moooooooove like Jabba

I can't work a Mac or PC,

He's got other guards like me,

But I can move like Jabba,

I like to move like Jabba,

I want to moooooooove...

So if you need a jooooob, and speak Rancor,

Just practice your tuuuuurns on the dance floor

Get some translating skills, make a few Jedi kills

'Cause the spot will get filled, unless you do it like this

Just stick out your tongue and roll it,

Just wiggle your tail and show

You've got the moves like Jabba,

Show you can move like Jabba,

You want to mooooooove like Jabba

Just hang up your bounty frozen,

And munch on a frog or toad,

Then you can move like Jabba,

Yes, you can move like Jabba,

You'll get to moooooooove like Jabba

Just stick out your tongue and roll it,

Then wiggle your tail and show

That you've got moves like Jabba,

I like to move like Jabba,

You got to moooooooove like Jabba

(music ends)

Guard: But sadly, there are no positions open at the moment. (Gets eaten by Rancor) AAAAH! AAAAH!

Lando Calrissian: So, when do I start?

(Segment ends.)


Moves Like Jabba

"Jabba" in pink cursive writing

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