My Little PWNY

My Little PWNY (a ThinkGeek ripoff)

My Little PWNY is a take-off of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

This ad is from the episode Addition Impossible / New Gill.


Announcer: Everyone loves ponies! They're cute, they're magical, and they all want to own one! But this summer, they're going to-... OWN YOU!!!

(Applejack gives boy a wedgie.)


Announcer: It's My Little PWNY, the show about some wild ponies who like to horse around!

(Pinkie trips a girl.)

Pinkie Pie: Is that your dolly?

Girl #1: Yeah, thanks!

(Pinkie kicks the girl.)


Announcer: So if you like ponies...

Twilight Sparkle: How much do you like ponies?

Girl #2: *Holds out arms* This much!

(Twilight shoots girl with her horn.)


Announcer: Prepare to be PWNED!

'Cause at this rate...

Applejack: Psst! Can I tell you a secret?

Kid: Sure!

(Applejack puts boy's head in her mouth.)


Announcer: You'll be glued!

Ponies: WHAT!!!!!?????

Announcer: To the TV screen! (PWNED!)

With My Little PWNY!

(Segment ends)


  • Fluttershy, Rarity, Spike and Starlight Glimmer did not appear in this advertisement because of Fluttershy, Rarity and Starlight Glimmer being gentle, Spike not being a pony,.
  • The kid at the end of this skit resembles Dave from the Dave's Life series.
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