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This is an Ad Parody segment in Twilight: Breaking Down / GOllum ON.

Summary of Skit[]

James Bond faces a villain more dangerous than Silver... Bill Nye the Science Guy!

Transcript[]

Announcer: He's battled the biggest, most dangerous, and most evil villains in the world!

James Bond: You think you can get me to talk?

Announcer: But now he's battling... (Bill Nye is revealed) the smartest!

Bill Nye: No, silly, your larex is what gets you to talk! A system by the signals from your brain!

(James Bond struggles to escape)

James: Huh?

Announcer: It's James Bond vs. Bill Nye the Science Guy in... NYEFALL!

James: So I guess you're just gonna shoot me and get it over with?

Bill Nye: No, dum-dum, first I'll explain how I'm going to destroy the world with my Laser Sattelite of Doom! See, the same thing that makes this happen... (Toast pops up/HELLO.) ...also makes THIS happen! (Laser Sattelite of Doom destroys Earth/BYE-BYE.) It's called "electricity". And that's due to the flow of tiny particles called electrons! (Later) ...generating enough power to complete a circuit! And why's it called a circuit? Well, funny you should ask. The name circuit... (Later) ...hitting the earth with a sonic blast, blowing it to pieces and wiping humanity out of existence!

James: (As he escapes) You really do make a perfect villain, Bill Nye. Never know when to shut up.

Bill Nye: But I always know when to mix the right chemicals! (Breaks bottle, creating purple explosion)

James: What the? How'd he do that?

Bill Nye: That's easy! See, a chemical reaction is a property...

(James Bond FACEPALMS)

(Cut to title)

Announcer: James Bond will return… (a '?' symbol shows up at the end of the title) if this guy ever stops talking.

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