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Oompa Loompa & Golden is a parody of Willy Wonka.


This ad is from the episode This Means War Machine / iCharlie.

Summary[]

This is how everyone needs to follow the right instructions.

Transcript[]

(It starts outside of the factory gates with the blue and bloated Violet.)

Violet Beauregarde: It started with a visit to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Next thing i know, I look like a giant Avatar poop! Can anyone help?

Stanley Oompa: Sounds like someone's won a golden ticket to a class action settlement. Hi, I'm Stanley Oompa, and if you've been injured in one of Willy Wonka's edible death traps, then pick up the phone today and call Oompa, Loompa & Golden. Experts in all facets of Oompa Loompa law.

(Augustus Gloop sinks into a chocolate river.)

Stanley Oompa: Been tramautized by a chocolate river?

(Violet Beauregarde chews a gum but then becomes a blueberry and her belt snaps.)

Stanley Oompa: Horribly blueberried? Fallen into the bubble room?

(Charlie Bucket hits the floor and burps.)

Stanley Oompa: or suffered the humiliation of bad egg rejection?

(Veruca Salt taps her foot on the egg scale and falls right through as the arrow points to the word "BAD".)

Stanley Oompa: We wanna know!

(Mike Teavee's mom chatters in a Oompa Loompa's office while holding a shrunken Mike Teavee.)

Stanley Oompa: Our staff of trained professionals will hear your case. And since we all once worked for Wonka, we'll help you navigate though the loopholes. Plus, we don't see a dime unless you win! And if you lose, we'll sing a moralizing song about your misfortune!

Oompa Loompas: (chanting) Good luck next time, with your next case.

Stanley Oompa: (vo) Oompa Loompa & Golden. License to practice law in New York, California, and the Greater Loompa area.

Oompa Loompas: (chanting) Oompa Loompa Golden are simply the best!

(the sketch ends)

Trivia[]

  • In this short there is no reason for children to sue Willy Wonka, as in the original film did not follow the warnings that Willy said.
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