Oompa Loompa & Golden is a parody of Willy Wonka.
This ad is from the episode This Means War Machine / iCharlie.
Summary[]
This is how everyone needs to follow the right instructions.
Transcript[]
(It starts outside of the factory gates with the blue and bloated Violet.)
Violet Beauregarde: It started with a visit to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Next thing i know, I look like a giant Avatar poop! Can anyone help?
Stanley Oompa: Sounds like someone's won a golden ticket to a class action settlement. Hi, I'm Stanley Oompa, and if you've been injured in one of Willy Wonka's edible death traps, then pick up the phone today and call Oompa, Loompa & Golden. Experts in all facets of Oompa Loompa law.
(Augustus Gloop sinks into a chocolate river.)
Stanley Oompa: Been tramautized by a chocolate river?
(Violet Beauregarde chews a gum but then becomes a blueberry and her belt snaps.)
Stanley Oompa: Horribly blueberried? Fallen into the bubble room?
(Charlie Bucket hits the floor and burps.)
Stanley Oompa: or suffered the humiliation of bad egg rejection?
(Veruca Salt taps her foot on the egg scale and falls right through as the arrow points to the word "BAD".)
Stanley Oompa: We wanna know!
(Mike Teavee's mom chatters in a Oompa Loompa's office while holding a shrunken Mike Teavee.)
Stanley Oompa: Our staff of trained professionals will hear your case. And since we all once worked for Wonka, we'll help you navigate though the loopholes. Plus, we don't see a dime unless you win! And if you lose, we'll sing a moralizing song about your misfortune!
Oompa Loompas: (chanting) Good luck next time, with your next case.
Stanley Oompa: (vo) Oompa Loompa & Golden. License to practice law in New York, California, and the Greater Loompa area.
Oompa Loompas: (chanting) Oompa Loompa Golden are simply the best!
(the sketch ends)
Trivia[]
- In this short there is no reason for children to sue Willy Wonka, as in the original film did not follow the warnings that Willy said.