This ad is from episode Money Ball Z/Green Care Bear.
This ad is a parody of Prime Suspect and Optimus Prime.
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Announcer: Prime Suspect, Britain's #1 detective series finally comes to America!
Man: Alright, O'Shaughnessy. Say "hello" to your new partner.
Announcer: In a way only America can get away with!
Man 2: Ah, geez, Chief, it's not a girl, is it? Girls are icky and have coo--
Optimus: (busting through the wall:) Out of that chair, human!
Man 2: AHH!!
Announcer: Optimus Prime Suspect!
(The title screen shows a police badge in the shape of the Autobots' insignia.)
Optimus: I like my coffee like I like my perps--in a coffee cup.
Man 2: Wait--what?!
Announcer: He doesn't play by the rules; the rules play by him.
Man 2: Hey, watch where you're going!
Optimus: Sorry, boys. But I like my crime victims like I like my coffee--with sugar.
Man 2: (to the cops:) Earth isn't his first language.
Announcer: But it's not easy being a robot cop in a human cop world.
Robocop: (holstering his gun:) It gets better, pal.
Optimus: Really?!
Robocop: Actually, no, it's horrible. But I need the pension, so what're you gonna do?
(Optimus' towel falls off as soon as he releases it. The next scene is a chase.)
Announcer: He's sassy! He's stylish! He's one heck of a cop!
Robber: Look out! (He avoids the old lady, driving into a guard rail and off the road. But Optimus transforms just in time to capture him.)
Optimus: I like my collars like I like my coffee--liquidy!
Robber: What does that even mean?!
(Optimus gives him a dip.)
Announcer: Optimus Prime Suspect--'cause America's got to ruin EVERYTHING.
(Optimus transforms in the middle of a traffic jam.)
Optimus: I'm getting too old for this transforming.