This ad is a parody of Pinocchio.
This ad is from the episode Super 80's / Captain America's Got Talent.
Characters[]
- Pinocchio
- Jiminy Cricket
- Geppetto
Summary of Skit[]
In a trailer for a fake Pinocchio sequel from Disney, Pinocchio (now a real boy) goes on even further adventures. It also teases a fake song that would be as famous as the classic When You Wish Upon a Star song, titled 'Wouldn't it be Great to be Wooden Again'.
Transcript[]
Announcer: You would love the story of Pinocchio! (Pinocchio's nose grows) You cheered when he got his wish! (stars sparkles on Pinocchio)
Pinocchio: I'm a real boy! (jumps off the shelf and dancing)
Announcer: Now, Disney's direct-to-DVD presents...
Pinocchio: (Trips on rock) Oww! This skin stuff bruises easily!
Announcer: Pinocchio 2: Boy, Oh Boy, Real Life is Hard. Featuring all of your old friends!
Pinocchio: (looking into toilet) Blaugh! How often do I have to do that?
Jiminy Cricket: A couple of times a day!
Pinocchio: For what, a month?
Announcer: With all new adventures.
Geppetto: Pinocchio! Time for school.
Pinocchio: I did that yesterday!
Geppetto: Real boys go to school everyday!
Pinocchio: Somebody should've told me this before I made my wish.
Announcer: And all new reasons to cheer.
Pinocchio: What's dodgeball--(Gets hit by dodgeball) ...Maybe it was the strings I didn't like. Yeah, what I asked for was no strings.
Announcer: Pinocchio 2: Boy, Oh Boy, Real Life is Hard. Featuring the hit song "Wouldn't it be Great to be Wooden Again?".
Pinocchio: (covered in bandages) Seriously, What was I complaining about? Who doesn't like puppets?
5-second Cartoon[]
Pinocchio: shop class? (The teacher is about to saw a plank) Wait! That could be my uncle!
Deaths[]
- Pinocchio gets hit by a dodgeball. (later revived)
Trivia[]
- Second time Pinocchio gets spoofed. First time TransBOREmores / Star Wars: the Groan Wars.