Pirates of the Neverland: At Wit's End is a take-off of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End and is spoofed with Disney's Peter Pan.
This segment is from MAD Season 1, Episode 6: Pirates of the Neverland: At Wit's End / Batman Family Feud.
Summary[]
Jack Sparrow teams up with Captain Hook to defeat Peter Pan.
References[]
- Popeye
- Gilligan's Island
- Looney Tunes
- the Simpsons
- Survivor
- Ke$ha
- Tik Tok
- Daffy Duck
- Donald Duck
- Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
- Project Runway
- Randy Jackson
- Ellen DeGeneres
- Tyra Banks
- Lost
- Cap'n Crunch
- Twilight
- MPAA (the R-rating)
- A Trip to the Moon
Characters[]
- Jack Sparrow
- Gilligan
- Pirates
- Captain Hook
- Tick-Tock the Crocodile
- Daffy Duck
- Peter Pan
- Lost Boys
- Captain Knuckles (demo only)
- Flapjack (demo only)
- Popeye
- Bluto
- Randy Jackson
- Ellen DeGeneres
- Tyra Banks
- Hurley
- Edward Cullen
- Roy
- Cap'n Munch
Transcript[]
(Scene begins in space. Littered with Spacenook Aliens and an Alfred E. Neuman moon.)
Pirate: Captain, considering the ship's currently, uh, floating in space, there's concern we may be lost.
Jack Sparrow: Lost? Of course not. Our bearings. Second star to the left, straight on 'til morning?
Pirate: Captain, we're approaching some sort of land beyond imagination!
(They arrive at Neverland.)
Captain Hook: Jack Sparrow? Is that really you? It's been forever!
Jack Sparrow: My old friend, "Captain 2-Hands".
Captain Hook: Wow, we do need to catch up!
(Title card: Pirates of the Neverland: At Wit's End)
Jack Sparrow: Wait, you spent all this time fighting a kid in green tights?
Captain Hook: But there's a crocodile, too! He makes the most horrible sound whenever he's here: "Tik Tok".
Jack Sparrow: Like a clock?
Captain Hook: No, that annoying Ke$ha song!
Tick-Tock Crocodile: (To the tune of "Tik Tok")
(Scene goes to the ship. Again.)
Jack Sparrow: Point is, mate. Pirates are heroes now, you're allowed to win.
(Scene goes to Peter Pan and the Lost Boys at a flag saying "Captain Smellyface")
Peter Pan: Hey, Hook! Look at your flag! That's you! You look like that!
Captian Hook: Will you help me?
Jack Sparrow: I'll do better than that. I'll give you a makeover!
(Title card: Extreme Renovation: Pirate Edition)
Jack Sparrow: Hmmm, more swaying, less frills, move your facial hair, some dreadlocks, bring out your eyes, and finally, dirt.
(Hook coughs)
Jack Sparrow: What do you think?
(Cut to Randy Jackson, Ellen DeGeneres, and Tyra Banks at the judges table labeled "Project Pirate".)
Tyra Banks: Captain Hook, you are the world's next top pirate!
Captain Hook: Yes! Woo Hoo!
(Sparrow and Hook high five, Hook stabs Sparrow's hand with his hook hand.)
Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Scene cuts to Hurley stranded on a tropical island wearing an "I'M LOST" tee.)
(Then, Hook fights the Lost Boys)
Captain Hook: I feel great, like I could take on the whole world!
Peter Pan: Woohoo! Nice guyliner, Hook. Got a hot date?
Captain Hook: Oh, I'LL GET YOU, PETER--
Jack Sparrow: Ahem!
Peter Pan: Please! Pirates may be cool now, but staying a kid will always be cooler! Right, Eddie?
(Cuts to Edward Cullen on the mast)
Edward Cullen: I'm moody.
Peter Pan: Little girls eat that up.
Jack Sparrow: (Still fighting the Lost Boys) Hey, Hook, know what I'm gonna do later? Drive a car.
Captain Hook: (Still fighting the Lost Boys) Really? I was planning on voting.
Peter Pan: HEY, NOT FAIR!
Jack Sparrow: Of course, we can always just go to an R-rated movie.
Peter Pan: STOP IT!! (Flies down, but gets caught in the shipmast)
(Later, Peter Pan and the Lost Boys have been captured!)
Jack Sparrow: Now, finally, the treasure of Neverland will be ours!
Captain Hook: Uh, Peter Pan doesn't actually have any treasure.
Jack Sparrow: You've been chasing this brat for years and he's BROKE??
Captain Hook: Yes, but he cut off my hand!
Jack Sparrow: Big deal. Tell that to ROY.
(Cuts to Roy, with a peg-body)
Roy: I think I got a splinter in my neck.
Captian Hook: Look at it this way. At least we have each other, Ja-- Jack?
Jack Sparrow: (Back on his ship) Sorry, captain, but there are OTHER pirates out there who need my help. Ain't that right, Cap'n Munch?
(Cuts to Cap'n Munch, with a bowl of SQUID!)
Cap'n Munch: I don't think a squid is part of a complete breakfast!
Jack Sparrow: But it stays soggy in milk.
(Cap'n Munch leans over and barfs, ending the segment)
Trivia[]
- The Crocodile sounds nothing like Ke$ha's "Tik Tok." And it's a good thing, 'cause Ke$ha is a pain to listen to.
- Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" is also on Just Dance 2.
- The MAD Season 1 DVD says, "Pirates of the Carribean 4: Journey to Neverland," but that is the wrong title.
- Protagonists: Captain Hook and Captain Jack Sparrow
- Antagonists: Peter Pan and his goons
- This is the first time that Twilight was parodied, and then made a huge phenomenon on MAD.
- In the demo version, Captain Knuckles and Flapjack from the the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack appeared in the kraken's mouth.
- If you look closely on the ship, you can see Popeye and Bluto! (Bluto was trying to beat up Popeye.)
- This is the second time MAD spoofed Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
- The segment had two title cards: "Pirates of the Neverland: At Wit's End" and "Extreme Renovation: Pirate Edition".
- Tinker Bell is not seen in this spoof. WHAT A WASTE OF PETER PAN!
- Pirates can't drive cars, vote, or go to R-rated movies in reality.
- If you look closely, you could see the Survivor logo.
- Gilligan from the TV series Gilligan's Island appears as one of Jack Sparrow's crew members.
- Daffy Duck appears on Captain Hook's ship wearing Donald Duck's cloths.
- The moon with A. E. Newman's face with the rocket in his eye is a reference to the 1902 iconic french silent film A Trip to the Moon.