Pirates of the Pair of Tweens / Konan the Kardashian is the fourth episode of MAD Season 2, and the 30th overall episode of MAD.

Episode Summary

Pirates of the Pair of Tweens: When the fountain of youth works too well, Jack Sparrow is stuck babysitting a couple of tweens.

Konan the Kardashian: Conan the Barbarian settles down with a nice woman and takes her last name Kim Kardashian.


  1. MAD News - The MAD News anchor announces that DC has made new comics.
  2. Opening Scene
  3. Pirates of the Pair of Tweens (Movie Parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides) (animated by Bunko Studios)
  4. Animated Marginals segment
  5. "One giant splash for Fish-kind!" (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  6. Transformal Wear (Spoof on Transformers / Spoof on Formal Wear) (Ad Parodies segment)
  7. Baby Bird Dislikes Mom's Worm Puke (Cartoon)
  8. The Curious Case of Benjamin Batman (Movie Parody of the Curious Case of Benjamin Button / Spoof on Batman) (Ad Parodies segment)
  9. Spy vs. Spy - Radio Transmission (Spy vs. Spy segment) (Stop-motion Cartoon)
  10. Animated Marginals segment
  11. Do-Over Button (Ad Parodies segment)
  12. Robot Robbers (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  13. Konan the Kardashian (Movie Parody of Conan the Barbarian / TV Parody of Keeping Up with the Kardashians)
  14. Credits
  15. 5-second Cartoon - (from Konan the Kardashian) Lamar Odom still doesn't figure out any songs at Disco Party. (5-second Cartoon segment)


Main article: Pirates of the Pair of Tweens / Konan the Kardashian/Gallery


Main article: Pirates of the Pair of Tweens / Konan the Kardashian (Transcript)



  • Chris Cox - Conan the Barbarian / Konan the Kardashian, Batman, and Optimus Prime
  • Hugh Davidson - Blackbeard, Man, and Prom Guard
  • Mikey Day - Young Blackbeard, Teenager, and Rob Kardashian
  • Clare Grant - Angelica, Khloe Kardashian, Teenager, and Kris Kardashian
  • Nolan North - Khalar Zym and Do-Over Button Announcer
  • Rachel Ramras - Young Angelica, Mama Bird, Girl, Kim Kardashian, and Kourtney Kardashian
  • Kevin Shinick - Jack Sparrow, Willy Wonka, Plankton, Lamar Odom, Baby Bird, Boy with Do-Over Button, Robots, Governor Man, The Curious Case of Benjamin Batman Announcer, and the MAD News Anchor
  • Dana Snyder - Astronaut Fish, Doctor, and Akiro the Wizard
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