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PokéHarmony is an advertisement parody that crosses the dating service EHarmony and the Japanese franchise Pokémon.


Transcript[]

Geodude: Hey, baby. Wanna go someplace quiet and bash our heads together?

  • Waits for the rock to respond*

Geodude: Ugh. Can't read the pickup line. Must be me!

Ash: Do you have trouble finding that perfect someone? Well, I want to help! That's why I created PokéHarmony! The online dating service for Pokémon!

Hitmonchan: I always end up dating losers. But PokéHarmony set me up with a champ! A Machamp!

Machamp: OH YEAH!!! Who wants tickets to the gun show!?

Hitmonchan: I DO!!!

Ash: With over 600 kinds of Pokémon, we'll find the match that's right for you!

Bulbasaur: I was concerned at first because he's evolved enough to be my father!

Venusaur: But we have so much in common, like being captured in PokéBalls and being forced to fight for the amusement of humans, and that's not easy to find!

(Bulbasaur and Venusaur laugh)

Mewtwo: AS A PSYCHIC POKÉMON, I HAVE NO NEED FOR THE INTERNET! OR COMPANIONSHIP! OR WHISPERING!

Ash: PokéHarmony: Because you don't have to catch them all, just one!

(Jolteon and Pikachu kiss)

ZAP!

Pikachu: PIKA-PIKA-WOW!! I think I'm in LOVE!!

(Pikachu falls over)

Trivia[]

  • In this segment, Hitmonchan is a girl, but Hitmonchan is a male-only species in official media. Trans rights.
  • Mewtwo in this segment is grey, however it is purple in official media.
    • Its design was inspired by its trophy in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
  • In the segment, all of the Pokémon are capable of human speech despite the fact that most Pokémon can't speak like humans. This is due to the fact it is a parody.
    • Mewtwo, however, is capable of using telepathy, which is heard as human speech.
    • Pokémon are a
  • Geodude is brown in this segment, but they are grey in the game—however, they are more brown in the anime.
  • There really are over 700 types of Pokémon.
  • This segment makes fun of how Pokémon and Trainers work, saying that they are captured in Poké Balls and forced to fight for the humans' amusement.
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