Summary of Skit[]
Quicker Sand and Quickish Sand can make quicksand go faster.
Characters[]
- Explorer #1
- Explorer #2
- Explorer #3
- Ancient Tribesman
- Announcer
- Quincy Quickens
Transcript[]
Explorer #1: (walks into some quicksand) Oh, no! Quicksand!
Ancient Tribesman: HAHAHAHAHA! I was leading you into a trap all along! And now, YOU WILL DIE!
Explorer #1: Of what? Old age? Ohh! Can this thing go any faster?!
Ancient Tribesman: Ahh, I'm afraid not.
Announcer: Don't be discouraged 'cause now it can with QuickerSand! Twice the speed of regular quicksand, but the same horrifying effects. Take a look.
Explorer #2: Oh, no! QuickerSand!
Ancient Tribesman: HAHAHAHAHA! I was leading you- Okay, well that's just too fast. I couldn't even get out my witty retort.
Announcer: Looks like you need Quickish sand. 1 quarter of the speed of regular quickersand, with all the slow torture of quicksand, just watch.
Explorer #3: Oh yes this is perfect just the right speed.
Explorer #1: Anybody got a magazine?
Announcer: Sure, how 'bout quicksand quarterly, your main source for all your quicksand needs, and where you can learn about Quincy Quickens, the creator of quicker and quickish sand, a victim of quicksand himself, Quincy used that endless time to research the properties of quicksand and improve upon them. Thanks Quincy. So, move over quicksand and make way for Quickersand and Quickish sand, available in these fine jungles.
5 Second Cartoon[]
Explorer #1: Can this thing go any faster?!
Trivia[]
- When they say the speed for QuickishSand, they say one quarter of the speed of QuickerSand. That would make half the speed of quicksand. It should be three quarters of the speed of QuickerSand.