Raising a New Hope is a crossover between Raising Hope and Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
This segment is from MAD Season 3, Episode 1 (53): The Iron Giant Lady / Raising a New Hope.
Summary[]
Obi-Wan Kenobi sends Anakin Skywalker's newborn son to live with his brother.
References[]
MAD References[]
Characters[]
- Baby Luke
- Owen Lars (Luke's Uncle)
- Grandma
- Beru's Father
- Aunt Beru
- Obi-Wan
- Lady at bar
- Greedo (Alien who gets shot)
- Ponda Baba (Arm cut off)
- Tusken Raiders ('Babysitters')
- Yoda
- Jawa (who he still wearing underpants but he lost his robe With a Hood)
Transcript[]
(Start at Tatooine)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Owen Lars, you must raise Luke Skywalker and protect him from the Emperor. In time, he will be the Jedi's new and only hope, for the Force is strong with this one.
BHHT!
Owen Lars: Whoo-wee! That's not the only thing that's strong with him! I mean his poop.
Aunt Beru: Owen, what are you doing out there talking about crazy old fart?
Beru's Father: Yeah, boy! You've got moisture farming to do!
Owen: Mom? Dad? You won't believe it! (Start flashback) My stepbrother Anakin went crazy, got rid of all the Jedi, turned into a robot, (Stop flashback) and now I have his baby!
Aunt Beru: But you don't know nothing about raising no baby.
Owen: Psst. How hard can it be? (Baby Luke takes off on the Landspeeder, that little devil...) Hey, get back here!
(Title card: Raising a New Hope)
Baby Luke: WAAAAAAAH!
Owen: Luke, stop crying! Ugh, can't wait 'til you grow older and stop being so whiny.
Aund Beru: Don't count on it. Sounds like this one'll be whiny for life. You're better off shooting him off in an escape pod.
Owen: But I promised I'd protect him from the Emperor!
Aunt Beru: Who?
Owen: You know, that creepy old guy with the wrinkled face and the crazy eyes.
(Grandma enters, Beru and Owen scream)
Aunt Beru: Oh, wait, that's just Mama.
Grandma: A baby? You need that like Jabba needs another fat roll. Can you say Mama?
Baby Luke: Jar-jar.
Grandma: Eh, close enough.
Trivia[]
- This segment is similar to Jersey THOR.