Randy Savage: 9th Grade Wrestler

Randy Savage: 9th Grade Wrestler
From Season	3
From Episode	77
This is a	Television Segment
Aired along with	Reply All
MAD Parody Number	154

MAD Randy Savage 9th Grade Wrestler

Randy Savage: 9th Grade Wrestler is a crossover between "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Disney's Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja.

This segment is from MAD Season 3, Episode 25 (77): Reply All / Randy Savage: 9th Grade Wrestler.

Summary

A ninth grader known as Randy Cunningham dons the beard of a legendary wrestler.

References

• Vince McMahon
• Hulk Hogan
• Looney Tunes
• Juno

Characters

• Randy Cunningham / Randy Savage
• Howard Weinerman / Hulk Hogan
• The Sorcerer / Vince McMahon
• Mr. Bannister
• Juney
• Principal
• Students

Transcript

(Bell rings)

Teacher: What you did on your summer vacation? I want 4 words, GO!

Howard: I didn't do anything. Hey! that's four. (Begins to write)

Randy: (Spelling the words in his mind) Name: Randy, Grade: 9. What I did on my summer vacation, well it started out normal but until one day, I got a mysterious box.

(Lighting comes and Randy opens it)

Randy: For 800 years, Piper Vile High has been protected by...a Macho Man.

(Randy puts the beard on and the lighting comes. Randy turns into Macho Man.)

Randy: No one knows that every four years the professional wrestler is chosen. A freshman to fight the forces of the evil sorcerer.

(The wrestling bell rings and he uses elbow drop.)

Randy Savage: Elbow drop, brother!

(It hits the floor with dust and shows into the title.)

Randy: I am Randy Savage: 9th Grade Wrestler!

(Title card: Randy Savage: 9th Grade Wrestler)

(The bell rings and they walked to the hallway.)

Randy: All right! I got an A!

Howard: I got a C, because I used dopey awful made up slang that no one would ever say. Ugh, this is totally not the cheese.

(The teacher blocks Randy and Howard in the way.)

Teacher: And now it's an F! (changes C into F on Howard's paper.)

Howard: Aw, shnasty!

Teacher: And now it's detention!

(The teacher throws Howard to Principal's office while the door brokes and Howard was on the desk in the Principal's office.)

Juney: Detention is one doodle that can't be undone, homeskillet.

Principal: Ugh, those aren't things people say!

Howard: You don't have to make me fill for shnazel.

(A green flow draws through the air vent and into Vince "MC" Mahon)

Vince: Ah, delicious sadness. Just the thing i need to create a monster to finally. Destroy that martial man, Randy Savage.

Howard: I feel weird.

Juney: Honest to blog.

Principal: Honest to blog? That's it. You kids need to be taught a lesson. by someone other than me.

Randy: There's only one man who can snap into this situation.

Randy Savage: Oh yeah. I guess i'm gonna have to consult the macho manual on this one, brother. Elbow drop. Oh yeah. Oh-no. I don't know how to read.

Hulk Hogan monster: Oh, brother.

Howard: What happened?

Randy Savage: You just got book dropped by the macho man! Oh yeah!

Kids (chant): Elbow drop, elbow drop.

Randy Savage: You got it, brother.

Randy: Whoa.

Howard: What's up, Randy?

Randy: I had the craziest dream. Instead of turning into a Ninja, I turned into a wrestler from the 80s, and you did too. And it was really lazily done. And everyone used terrible slang.

Howard: Wow, that sounds cheese a latte nestorific.

Randy: That's even a bit much for me.

Randy Savage: That's all, b-b-b-b-brother!

Trivia

• This is the only time "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Disney's Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja showed up.
• This is the 40th segment that the name of a MAD parody is said.
• Randy, at some point, mentions that the show has unusual slang. This is unfortunately true. See for yourself.
  • Although in the show, even the adults use the same slang. It could be a form of town lingo.
• This segment is a tribute to the late Randy Mario Poffo, or better known by his ring name, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, an American professional wrestler and occasional color commentator best known for his time in World Wrestling Federation (WWF) and World Championship Wrestling (WCW). "Macho Man" Randy Savage was best known for his catchphrase, "Ooh, yeah!", but he died of cardiac arrhythmia while driving with his second wife, Barbara Lynn Payne, in Seminole, Florida on the morning of May 20, 2011 at the age of 58. His death will be avenged, folks!
• At the end, Randy says, "That's all, b-b-b-b-bro!" This may be a reference from a classic Looney Tunes cartoon where Porky Pig pops out of the Looney Tunes drum scene and says, "Th-th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks!"
• This is the first time the movie Juno is referenced.
  • It's also the first time Juney appeared.
• In this short, Howard calls Randy by his name, but in the original series, He calls Randy by his last name.