Real Veal / Celebrity Wife Swamp is the 21st episode of MAD Season 2, and the 47th overall episode of MAD.

Episode Summary

Real Veal: When a down-and-out man's robot is destroyed by a cow, he hires the cow.

Celebrity Wife Swamp: Brad Pitt and Shrek switch wives for the week.


  1. MAD News - The MAD News anchor announces that due to a shipping mistake, children who rushed out to see Dr. Seuss' Lorax this past weekend, instead had to sit through footage of Dr. Seuss' "Larynx."
  2. Opening Scene
  3. Real Veal (Movie Parody of Real Steel)
  4. Animated Marginals segment
  5. What Makes a Mexican Jumping Bean Jump? (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  6. People Who Wait Til the Last Minute to Cancel Today On Ellen (TV Parody of Ellen) (Ad Parodies segment)
  7. Elephant Forgets His ATM Password (Cartoon)
  8. Scooby Snack Fiscal Report (TV Parody of Scooby-Doo) (Ad Parodies segment)
  9. People Who Don't Appear On Camera Today On Ellen (TV Parody of Ellen) (Ad Parodies segment)
  10. Spy vs. Spy - Pay-Toll Rocket (Spy vs. Spy segment) (Stop-motion Cartoon)
  11. Animated Marginals segment
  12. Superwatch (Comic Parody of Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen) (Ad Parodies segment)
  13. Push Your Luck (Game Show Parody of Press Your Luck) (Animated by Mike Wartella)
  14. Celebrity Wife Swamp (TV Parody of Celebrity Wife Swap / Movie Parody of Shrek)
  15. Credits
  16. 5-second Cartoon - People Who Look Like Chairs Today On Ellen (5-second Cartoon segment)


Main article: Real Veal / Celebrity Wife Swamp/Gallery


Main article: Real Veal / Celebrity Wife Swamp (Transcript)


  • The Push Your Luck segment can also be a reference to Whammy! Push Your Luck, The Filipino version of Whammy! Press Your Luck.


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